Austin Lounge Lizards
Albums
Creatures from the Black Saloon
Employee of the Month
Highway Café of the Damned
Home and Deranged
Lizard Vision
Never an Adult Moment
Paint Me on Velvet
Small Minds
Strange Noises in the Dark
The D- I Need
The Highway Café of the Damned
Songs
1984 Blues
A Case of Coors Beer
A Hundred Miles of Dry
Acid Rain
Ain't Gonna Rain
Anahuac
Arnold
Asheville/Crashville
Ballad of Ronald Reagan
Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field
Banjo Players in Heaven
Big Ol' Bone
Big Rio Grande River
Big Tex's Girl
Black Helicopters
Bonfire of the Inanities
Boudreaux Was a Nutcase
Brain Damage
Buenos Dias, Budweiser
Bust the High School Students
C-U-B-A
Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz
Chester Woolah
Chicken's Gone
Cornhusker Refugees
Cornhusker Refugee
Creatures from the Black Saloon
Dallas, Texas
Dan Stepford
Dead Air
Didn't Go to College
Do Not Go to Tennessee
Dumb Dumb Dumb
Employee of the Month
Enough About Me
Father of a Honky Tonk Girl
Flatnose, the Tree-Climbing Dog
Forty Years Old and I'm Livin' in My Mom's Garage
George Jones Is Playin' in the City Tonight
Get a Haircut Dad
Get a Haircut, Dad
Gingrich the Newt
Go Ahead and Die
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
Got a Big Stupid On
Grandpa's Hologram
Grunge Song
Half a Man
He's Just a Friend
Hey Little Minivan
Hey, Little Minivan
Highway Cafe of the Damned
Highway Café of the Damned
Hillbillies in a Haunted House
Hot Tubs of Tears
Hot tubs of tears
I Lied
I'll Just Have One Beer
If I Saw You All the Time
Industrial Strength Tranquilizer
Intro to "Thank You..."
Irving
Jalapena Maria
Jalapeno Maria
Jalapeño Maria
Jesse + Phil
Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
Jesus Loves Me
Keeping Up with the Joneses
Keeping Up with the Jones
Keeping up with the jonses
Kool Whip
Kool whip
La Cacahuate
Last Words
Leapin' Lizards
Leonard Cohen's Day Job
Life Is Hard, but Life Is Hardest When You're Dumb
Little Fallen Angel
Love in a Refrigerator Box
Luster's Motel
Maverick: a Love Song
Meeting Is Adjourned
Merchants' Lunch
Minutes of the Last Meeting
Momma Don't Allow
Monkey on My Back
Mourning Edition
My Bonnie Johnson
Neighbor of the Beast
Old & Fat & Drunk
Old Blevins
Old Fat and Drunk
Old and Fat and Drunk
One True God
Paint Me on Velvet
Pflugerville
Pizza on the Ground
Purple People Eater
Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer
Rasputin's HMO
Rock and Roll Lawyer
Rocky Byways
Saguaro
Shallow End of the Gene Pool
Shorty's Gal / Honey
Snopes' Glory
Spelunking with Joe King Carrasco
Strange Noises in the Dark
Stupid Song About Texas
Stupid Songs About Texas
Stupid Texas Song
Susie Rosen's Nose
Swingin from your crystal chandeliers
Swingin' from Your Crystal Chandeliers
Swinin' from Your Crystal Chandeliers
Tastes Like Chicken
Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on D-
Thank You for Touching Me There
That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
The Ballad of Ronald Reagan
The Beautiful Waitress
The Car Hank Died In
The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz
The D- I Need
The Dogs, They Really Miss You
The Golden Triangle
The Highway Café of the Damned
The Illusion Travels by Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)
The Illusion Travels by Stock Car
The Lonely Yodeler
The Me I Used to Be
The Miracle Baby
The Other Shore
The Three Sinners
The Tower
The War Between the States
The golden triangle
Toast the Earth with ExxonMobil
Too Big to Fail
Trailways of Tears
Truckload of Art
Waitin' on a Call from Don
We Always Figt When We Drink Gin
We Are in Control
We are in control
We've Been Through Some Crappy Times Before
Wendell the Uncola Man
Wendell, the Uncola Man
Wer Ist Da?
When Drunks Go Bad
When I'm Cleanin' Windows
Who Needs You?
Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam?
Would You Like to Start a Band
Wreck the Halls
Xmas Time for Visa
You Can Eat Dog Food
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