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Bob Rivers

Albums

Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1

Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2

Best of Twisted Tunes Vol. 2

Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire

I Am Santa Claus

More Twisted Christmas

Twisted Christmas

Twisted Tunes "Seattle"

Twisted Tunes 1994

Twisted Tunes 1995

White Trash Christmas

Singles

Rappin' with Ronnie

Take Baseball and Shove It

Songs in corporation with

A Big Ton O' Moola (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

A Letter to Santa (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

A Message from the King (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

A Vist from St. Nicholson (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Cane 'Em Good (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

D.W.I. Colorado (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Didn't I Get This Last Year? (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Didn't I Get This Last Year (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Foreigners (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

G'Bye Ding a Ling (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

G'bye Ding a Ling (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Grahbe Yahbalz (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

I Am Santa Claus (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

I Came Upon a Roadkill (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Jingle Hells Bells (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Joy to the World (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Manager 6 (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Manger 6 (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Michael Jordan Ain't Bo (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

O Christmas Tree (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

O Little Town of Bethlehem (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

PLO & Israeli's (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

PLO and Israeli's (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Plo & Israeli's (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Take Baseball and Shove It (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Teddy the Red‐Nosed Senator (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The "What's It to Ya" Chorus (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The 'What's It to Ya' Chorus (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Chimney Song (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Kids (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Magical Kingdom of Claus (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Nafta Anthem (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Twelve Pains of Christmas (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

The Under Tree World of Jaques Cousteau (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

There's Another Santa Claus (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Walkin 'Round in Women's Underwear (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Walkin 'round in Women's Underwear (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Walkin' Around in Women's Underwear (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Walkin' Round in Womens' Underwear (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

We Wish You Weren't Living with Us (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

White Ford Bronco (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Whitewater (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Wreck the Malls (Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio)

Songs

(You've got to) Change Your Underwear

10. Buttcracker Suite 4:02

12 Pains of Christmas

50 Plates to Feed My Brother

50 Ways to Eat Your Lover

A "Poor Boy's" 12 Days of Christmas

A BIg Ton O' Moola

A Big Ton o' Moola

A Letter To Santa

A Letter to Santa

A Message From the King

A President Who's Black

A Special Christmas Message from Elvis

A Visit From St. Nicholson

A Visit from St. Nicholson

Acid Rain (Seattle version)

Addicted to Butts

Al Gore's Traveling Global Warming Show

Alfred Ali - White Lies

All I Wanna Do, Is Trash This Song

All I Want To Do Is Eat

All My Songs Are Spoken

All You Need Is Elves

All You Need Is Love

All in Fuhrman's Family

America the Pitiful

American Pie Eulogy

Another Kick in the Balls

Antidepressants

Archbishop Desmond Tutu

Are They Gonna Fry O.J.?

Back in a U.S. Made Car

Back in a US Made Car

Ballad Of Gary Condit

Ballot Box Blues

Bambi's Got a Gun

Baseball Strike Song

Be Claus I Got High

Beat Up Old Jetliner

Beers in Heaven

Big Hairs of Lynnwood

Biker's Christmas Carol

Bin Laden & the Jets

Bin Laden and the Jets

Bird Call Contest

Blind Melon Song

Boatload of Cubans

Bob and Lisa Have S-

Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.

Born to Be Mild

Boys Night Out For Wieners

Branford Marsalis

Breasts the Way They Are

Bugs On the Windshield

Bugs on the Windshield

Burgers on the Grill

Burned on the BBQ

Burned on the Bar-B-Q

Burned on the Barbeque

Burned on the Bbq

Burning Down the Church

Bush Leaving Town

Butch the Gay Santa Claus

Buttcracker Suite

By the Time I Get the Meat Axe

Bye Bye to Those Mariner Guys

Californian's Leavin'

Carol of the Bartenders

Caught Me One Handed

Checkin' Into Betty Ford

Checkin' into Betty Ford

Cheesburger with Parasites

Cheney's Got a Gun

Chinese Phone S-

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire

Chipmunks roasting on an Open Fire

Christmas Money (That's What I Want)

Christmas Money

Christmas Party Song

Cirrhosis Of the Liver

Clean the Aquarium

Clean the Catbox

Cleanin' Out the Fridge

Cleaning Out the Fridge

Courtney Love Stinks

Crappy Together

D.W.I. Colorado

Dance of the Sugar Plumber Fairy

David Carradine

David Crosby's the Father

Death by Misadventure

Dennis Leary Beats on Bob

Devil Went Down to Dundalk

Didn't I Get This Last Year?

Didn't I Get This Last Year

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep

Do You Want to Know a Secret

Do the Chinese Love Their Children?

Does Anybody Really Know Where Bosnia Is?

Doin' It Doggystyle

Dolly Parton's Tits

Don't Bum Around Here

Don't Close My Favorite Sizzler

Dontgetbusted,com

Dot Coms A-Closin'

Downtown in the 90's

Drinking Like Keith Moon

Drivers on the Phone

Drunk with Jenna Bush

Dubya And the Red Chinese

Dwayne Stomp PSA

Elmo's Got a Gun

Elvis Impersonators

Ess- Wonderland

Fart in an Elevator

Feelin' Boobies

Feeling Boobies

Fever for the M's

Flintstone Vitamins

For Those Who Bombed Iraq

Frederick & Nelson Song

Frosty the Pervert

G'Bye Ding A Ling

G'Bye Ding a Ling

Gates Is Such A Rich Man

Gates Is Such a Rich Man

Geraldo, Do You Ever Keep a Secret?

Getting Fatter All the Time

Ghosts in White Linen

Gilligans Island

Gimmie 12 Steps

Goin' Up To Bethlehem

Goin' Up to Bethlehem

Goodbye to the Bimbo

Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones

Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck

Graphic Film on Delta Airlines

Gropin' in the Classroom

Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas

He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated

He's Alive (Elvis)

Heavin' On a Jet Plane

Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)

Hello, I Love You, Let's Get Tested, for AIDS

Hello, I Love You

Hello_ I Love You (Let's Get Tested)

Hey Gingrich, Leave Our Lunch Alone

Hey Kurt, Nice Plot

Hey You! Get Off My House!

Hey You! Get Off of My House

Highway to Bellevue

Holidaze (S'Cuse Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)

Holy Shit, It's Christmas

Homeless for the Holidays

Homeless on the Holidays

How Can I Get a Date with Monica Hart?

How It Feels (To Be Old)

How It Feels (to Be Old)

How It Feels to Be Old

I Am Santa Clause

I Am Santa Claus

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer

I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer

I Can't Drive (I'm 65)

I Can't Drive, I'm 65

I Can't Ski Babe

I Don't Have Hair Anymore

I Fought the Lawn

I Got No Thrill (From Anita Hill)

I Let an Intern Go Down on Me

I Like Big Tits

I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are

I Love to Choke My Chicken with My Hand

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

I Saw Her Leaning There

I Saw Mommy F-ing Santa Claus

I Shot the White House

I Used To Rock And Roll All Night

I Used to Rock & Roll All Night

I Used to Rock and Roll All Night

I Wanna Be Enlisted

I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas

I Want a Boob Job for Christmas

I Want to Be a Woman

I'll Be Stoned For Christmas

I'll Be Stoned for Christmas

I'll Never Shit Solid Again

I'm A Weight Watcher

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)

I'm Just A Singer in A Holiday Inn

I'm Just a Singer in a Holiday Inn

I'm a Weight Watcher

I've Got A Great Hairdo

I've Got A Long Long Nose

If We Only Had Some Food

If You Wanna Be President

Independence Day

Inflatable Woman

Instant Oatmeal

Intstant Oatmeal

It's in His Piss

It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year

Itty Bitty Titties

Jack in the Box

Jesse Jackson's Thighs

Jesus' Birthday

Jesus's Birthday

Jingle Bells '98

Jingle Hells Bells

Joe Cheats on Pizza

Joe Goes to Camp

Joe Resumes Drinking

John Thanos Pey-Per-View

Johnny Was Good

Joy To the World

Joy to the World

Jugs of Britney

Kennedy the Lech

Kill the Wabbit

Last Skate For Tonya Harding

Lay Kenneth Lay

Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

Little Hummer Girl

Long Distance Co.

Lots of Cleavage

Love in the Oval Office

Mad Cow Disease

Magic Comet Ride

Man Who Constantly Borrows

Martha Stewart My Dear

Martha Stewart's Gynecologist

Martina Navratilova

Me And Mrs. Claus

Me and Mrs. Claus

Media Killed the Royalty Star

Menopause Is Coming to Town

Merry Christmas Allah

Merry Xmas James Brown

Michael Jordan Ain't Bo

Mickey Hamas Club

Middle Age Waistline

Millionaire Isle

Miserable Movie From Boz

Miserable Movie from Boz

Montel Williams

More Twisted Christmas

Move Over Ben Franklin

Musical Ability

My Mouth's Not Open

NFL Sundays (Always Get Me Down)

New Year's Resolution

Newt Gingrich Does the Hanky Panky

Newt's Lil' Sister

No So Silent Night

Not So Silent Night

O Christmas Tree

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads

O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads

O Little Town Of Bethlehem

O Little Town of Bethlehem

O Little Town of Bremerton

O.J.'s Dirty Laundry

OJ's Trial Thing

Off the Dope Again

Officer Fuhrman

Oh God, I'm an Ocean Bouy

One Toke Under the Bench

One Turban, One Scott and One Queer

Oops I Farted Again

Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer

PLO & Israeli's

PLO's & Israeli's

Pants Too Tight

Pedro Got Luciana a Roomba

Pennsylvania Ave. Closed Down

People Get Famous

People with No Bank Accounts

Pick My Nose Again

Pickpocket People

Please Don't Shoot Me, Mr. Postman

Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman

Please Don't Wear That Thong

Police Stop My Car

Porky Pig's Blue Christmas

Proud To Be An American

Pumpkins to Toss About

Randy Newman Songwriting 101

Rap's Not Even Music

Rare Funny Star Trek Parody

Read It in the Tabloids

Real Big Ladies

Return to Osama

Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo

Rock-N-Roll Scooby Doo

Rodney King Song

Ronnies' Delight

Ross Perot Jack

Rummy Rocker Boy

Russian Wedgie Dance

Rusty Chevrolet

Saddam's Garden

Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around

Santa Claus Is Fooling' Around

Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around

Santa's Whore Is Coming to Town

Scared to Be an American

School's Out of Ammo

School's Out of Weapons

Sea Lion Eats Tonight

Seinfeld Visits Seattle

Senator Strom Thurmond

Sesame Street Song

Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree

Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree

Shouldn't Touch This (Pee Wee's Song)

Shut Up, Marge Schott

Simon and Bullwinkle

Slam Dunkin' Donuts

Slash Language Institute

Smells Like Teeny Spirit

Smells Like the Night Before Christmas

Snuck into America

So Crappy Together

Some Kind of Wonderdrug

Space Station Oddity

Spike's Daughter's Tongue Piercing

Spotted Owl Song

Stairway to 7-Eleven

Stan Writes Santa

Stealing the Songs

Stinkin' Up My Backyard

Stop Faye, What's That Sound?

Stop, Hey What's That Sound?

Strawberry Rehabs Forever

Stuffy Old Medina

Stumpaster Remix

Stumpmaster Remix

Suck on My Cock

Suit Me Up Coach

Take Baseball And Shove It

Take Baseball and Shove It

Take Some Lessons (Learn Some New Chords)

Take a Whack on the U.S. Side

Taliban on the Run

Ted Nugent Blasts Ozzy

Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator

That's the Sound Of the Men

The "What's It to Ya" Chorus

The 'What's It To Ya' Chorus

The 12 D- of Christmas

The 12 Pains of Christmas

The Angel/Stumpmaster Remix

The Chimney Song

The Day My Lemon Died

The Devil Went Down to Jamaica

The Dow Is Down

The Girl with Emphysema

The Handicapped Can

The Little Hooters Girl

The Long & Boring Show

The Magical Kingdom of Claus

The Magical Kingdon Of Claus

The NAFTA Anthem

The Nafta Anthem

The No Smoking Song

The Old Man (Is on the Commode)

The Old Man Is on the Commode

The Osbourne Family

The Restroom Door Said Gentleman

The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"

The Restroom Door Said_ 'Gentleman'

The Softer Side of Ron Jeremy

The Taliban Can

The Three Amigos

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas

The Twelve Pains of Christmas

The Twisted Chipmunk Song

The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau

The Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau

The Water Police

The What's It to Ya Chorus

There's Another Santa Claus

There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis

They Call Him Vedder

This Ain't No Barney

Three Inch Tool

Throw the Teach a Bone

Ticket To the Eagles

Tight Christmas

Totally Despicable

Tragical Anthem (Flag Burning Song)

Trick or Treatin' Blues

Twisted Chipmunk Song

Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. II

Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VI

Twisted Tunes: Seattle Vol. II

Underage Drinkin'

Walk with an Erection

Walkin 'Round in Women's Underwear

Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear

Walking 'Round in Women's Underware

Walking Round in Womens Underwear

Waltz of the Teamsters

Warren Moon Rising

Watchin' Chelsea Grow

We Buy the Tampons

We Wish You Weren't Living with Us

We're a Ukrainian Band

West Seattle Girls

What An Ugly Man He Was

What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

What If God Smoked Cannabis?

What If God Smoked Cannabis

What If God Smoked Cannibis

What an Ugly Man He Was

When a Man Loves a Chicken

Whinin' & Complainin'

Whiny Sappy People

White Ford Bronco

White House is Rockin'

White Trash Christmas

Who Blew That Smell

Who Put the Dick on the Snowman

Who Put the Stump?

Who Put the Stump

Will Elian Stay Or Go?

Will They Stay or Will They Go?

Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up

Windows 95 Sucks

With Legs Wide Open

Wobble Knockers

Women in the Locker Room

Woody Likes 'Em Young

Wreck the Malls

Wrong Foot Amputated

Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas

You Chesty Thing

You Don't Smell Like Flowers

You're No Angel

You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates (I'm Gonna Break Your Knee)

You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates

You've Lost That Lesbo Feeling

Your Mouth Is Like Sam Kinison