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Bren't Lewiis Ensemble

Albums

A Real Nice Clambake

Beavers and Moire!

Borderline Dogfood

Cavoli Riscaldati

Chewing Scenery

Complete Implant Solution

Consumption

Dreamhouse Prison of the Pastel Mafia

External Organs

Fifth Dementia

Hand Signals

Hard Molt

I Have No Idea What You're Talking About

Keystone Cyclops

Loose Meat

Moose

Noncanonical Gospels from the Cult of the Immortal Tapir

Occupy Infantry

Out Patience

Rapture Piles

Soiled Gas Mask

Stop Yelling at Me in Neon Braille

Surrendering Hair to Lord Venkateswara Swamy

Taxidermy Frogs Copulating

The Inevitable Typo on Sheila Ostrich's Tombstone

Three Christs of Ypsilanti

Time Lady Rangoon

Toupee Made of Weather

Toxic Beard

Unable to Suppress the Twitching

Worst Utopia Ever

Singles

Make It Stop

Refreshing Hemorrhage

Songs in corporation with

Authentication of Ancient Chinese Bronzes (The Tenses + Bren't Lewiis Ensemble)

Daughter of the Boot (The Tenses + Bren't Lewiis Ensemble)

Heroic Armor of the Italian Renaissance (The Tenses + Bren't Lewiis Ensemble)

Songs

$14.99 Per Jaw

(When I Think of You) I Resurrect Myself

1% Free

40th Century Man

A Bag of Puppet Chow

A Bonus Track

A Extra K

A Female Who Uses Her Body for Brain

A Pig to Cakeburn

A Real Nice Clambake

A Ritual Mask

A Week After Payday at Fort Milquetoast, Missouri

Abbey Road Canteen

Adhesive Capulitis

Affront to Joy

Alas Where Have All the Years Gone

Amtorg

And There Are Hot-Flash Pills All Over the Highway in Formaldehyde, North Carolina

And the Blade of Grass Orchestra

Answer Correctly and I Will Send You Wicker Furniture on Your Birthday

Applaud the Jellyfish

Area 51 Is Pink

Arsenic and Carbon Filters

As It Were

Assassination Raga

Astral Plane

Attract and Reproduce

BBQ Sauce Smeared on the Hand of the Anguished Doctor

Baked Alaska

Barking for the Yak Lady

Bathe in My Milk, Use My Sponge, I Will Watch You

Bats in My Wrathtub

Bavarian Mustard

Be Prepared

Beancounter's Burden

Because They Are Everywhere

Bedpan Sensually Caressed

Before You Start the Barbecue the Mountain Chicken Is a Frog

Being Happy All the Time Would Be Extremely Depressing

Being to the Detriment of Mr. Keller!

Ben Franklin: Optometrist, S- Diplomat

Big Youth's Teeth

Binky the Wonder Squid Gets Jumpy About Translucent Sky Leeches

Binky the Wonder Squid's Diesel Pilgrimage

Bioluminescent Hawaiian Bobtail Squid

Black Watch

Blood Bath and Beyond

Blood Clot

Boiling the Grackle That Killed Suzanne Pleshette

Both of My Feet Hurt

Breaded Paralysis

Breadknife Is Better

Brutal Sieve Full of Lemon Cysts

Burlington Cunt Factory

Bygone Baguette Mailboxes of French Polynesia

California Dreamin'

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

Canadian Feral Hog Panic

Captions Are Auto-generated

Careful with That Axe Eugene

Caresses Between Spirograph Worms

Carl Refills the Urn, Part Three

Chaffer's Wonder Midgets

Chamomile Tea with a Splash of Tapir Blood

Chasing Green Horses on the Ceiling

Check Out the Interesting Degrading Contents

Chemtrails Over Paradise

Chewing Gum Makes You Fall Over

Chonch

Chronic Schizophrenia

Clarence Bison Triggers Mullet Apocalypse

Cliff Gallery of Mummified Ancestors

Cock Mints Chz Bogo

Cockroach Footage Restored

Come, Warm Your Hands by the Abandoned Cartons of Muscle Milk

Connect Me with the Royal Thunder Guard

Cornu Cutaneum

Corporate Anthem of the Southern Ratf-er

Crawl Inside My Pouch

Criticism Rally

Cross-Eyed Babysitter

Cuddly Railing Serpent

Cuisine of Southern India

Dancin' in the Street

Dank and Feral

Dark Surprise

Darling Lunatic

Days of Vanquished Meat

Dead Mackerel and a Bucket of Flaming Housepaint

Deadbeat Dad

Deafening Silent Wails of His Wilting Soul

Decelerating Trains Make Me Sneeze

Delta Dawn

Derailed Warphole of Frequencies

Destroy Farmer

Deteriorata

Die Verpflichtung Des Scheißhundes

Disgusting English Candy Drill

Do I Feel a Little Crazy

Driven Insane by Light Blue Nerve Damage

Drowned by the Anti-Merm

Echoes Part One

Echoes Part Two

Eels Getting High on C- in Britain's Rivers

Eggnog Justified

Embrace the Space Vessel Threat

Emperor Guillotine Nukes a Lush Valley Using His Fingernail

Endless Vomit Shower

Epilepsy and Sons Auto Repair

Episode Nine of Phantom Empire

Erika's Last Day

Ernesto the Crustacean

Evil Golfers Wrestle at Night

Excarnation / Chopsticks Fail

Executive Lullabyes Courtesy of Binky the Wonder Squid, LLC

Exquisitely Bad

F. A. Henderson's Casino Sordide

False Alpha

Family Tree of Ovulatory Signals

Feeding Behavior Discovery Sequence

Final Wipedown 2

First Casualty of the Malbec Wars

Fishing Cackle

Floppy Cougar

Follow the Popping Pimples

For the Others, Nothing

Free Now to Roam

Freedom Toast

Friday on Staci!

Fryin' Up a Mess O' Ramps

Fungus Balls

Funky Claude

Gandalf Is Weeping

Giving Birth to Dry Ramen

Glaucoma Sauce

Gloria

Go Tell Aunt Rhody

Goat Eggs

Goat Embryo

Gray Sabbath

Grease the Nurse

Grief Bacon

Gross Out

Guiding a Masseur Who Is Carrying Vegetables

Hair or Helmet?

Hairy Angel

Hand Satanizer

Harvester of Eyes

He Never Explained the Glycerol Studies

Headless Chaffinch

Heart Beat Pig Meat

Helen, Rosie, and Partario

Hell, Yeah, I'd Have Eaten Hitler in the Womb When We Were Unborn Twins

Hello, I'm Shelley Duval, What?

Here Comes Harvest with Its Long Hectic Hours and Its Warm Colorful Moments

Heuristic Analog Rental Meat

Hidden Clickafee

Hilarious Acts of Vandalism

Hominid Brunch

Hoopo Koomkl Inheritance: Discuss

Horseless Bubble with a Hole in It

Hotel De Bilderberg

How Much Should I Tip the Gecko Watcher, Part 2

How Much Should I Tip the Gecko Watcher?

How to Flush the Bolat

How to Get Away with Drumming at Home

Humiliated by Condensed Milk

Hummus

Hwa! Hwa!

I Am Dying to Buy Mittens from You

I Can Communicate with Bacteria

I Deleted Everyone's Kind Wishes on Accident

I Have Seen Mannequins on the Moon

I Have the Squeam

I Only Have Eyes for You

I Read Somewhere That It's Normal

I See Another Turtle Approaching

I Slam

I'm Your Kind of Nazi

Identify and Abuse

If It's in You

If You're Ever Baked in a Buttery Flaky Crust, You'll Never Have to Enter a Rap Battle with a Schizophrenic

Ill Will Raga 48

Illuminated Butter

In My Language

In Search of Christy Bacon

Inequality of Maw

Install Oatmeal

Insufflator Exsufflator

Interpretation of the Rut

Invading North Sentinel Island

Invisible Language of Trains

Is Paugi

It Extrudes the Resulting Compound in a Thin Ribbon

It Glows!

It's Weird to Leave Bones When You're a Guest in Someone's Home

Jillian Michaels Yoga Inferno

Kolchak vs the Eyes of the Mantis Shrimp

Lackey Demand Indicator

Lady Mumpscome's Bitter Self-Recriminations

Lamb Candle

Lapgok!

Lateral Incisor at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool

Laundry Room for Rent

Lavender Stetson Overflowing with Warm Caramel

Legacy of Assertive Cologne

Legendary Smell

Let's All Go to the Culvert

Lewiis Lewiis

Lewsurpiia

Li'l Kosmo Invents the Flashlight from Memory

Lightning Bugs

Live at Echo Beach Gallery March 1, 1985

Live at Pompeii

Live at the Terminal 2013

Livid Ungulate

Living with Reptiles

Lobster Dildos

Lonely Brunch in Perpetuity for the Man with No Personality

Looks / Isn't Shoe Needle

Los Coyotes Diagonales

Losing My Mind

Lots of Afterbirth

Lube Job Variation #3

Lube the Equity, WB

Lunatics with Talcum Powder

Lutherans Dropping Hints About Macaroni

MDS, p. 177

MRI Do-Over

Macramé Belt for Shy Hot Pants Wearer

Mad Bombers Benefit

Mademoiselle Knobs

Magic Gloves Circa Lower Cretaceous

Make Sure It's Dead

Marinara Trench

Maximum Weeb a Wob

Meditation on the Loss of an Eye

Meditations on the Loss of an Eye

Meet the Flintstones

Meh

Memories of Foam

Mermaid Freakout

Mid Range Phase (excerpt)

Mid Range Phase

Mid-Range Phase / Link 3" Dome

Midrange Phase/Link 33" Dome

Milky Exoskeleton

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Therapy

Mission Approximated

Mister Dog

Moderate to Severed Psittacosis

Monday on Staci!

Monoxidown

Monsieur Mange-Tout Shat a Cessna

Morbid Inflammation

Mormon Blobs of Plasma

Mornings with Wendy

Moss Demon Come to Life

Most Eligible Spatula

Mr X's Monologue

Mukbang Courtesan

Murder from the Point of View of a Bullet

Mushroom

My Down Booties Were Eaten by Pat's Dog

My Mother Wouldn't Let Us Use Nicknames When We Were Kids

My Rosacia

My Sheets Are Covered in Restraint

Nasty Audience

Nervous Griffin, the Lord Is Riding with Me Tonight

Never-Ending Melancholic Longing of the Regional Sovereign's Disappointed Concubine

New Face in Hell

Nice Camo Pants!

Nice Music, Buddy

Night Sky with Orange Pig Head Moon

No Napkin for Menstruating Porcupine

Nocturnal Moobs

Noisy Texans Barf on Joan's Head

Non-Refundable Puck of Molten Styrofoam

Noncanonical Gospels from the Cult of the Immortal Tapir

Northern Circles

Nude at a Watering Trough

O Jackie O

Oh! Carageenan!

Ojii-Chan Applying Silver Paint to Iron Grating at Twilight

Okay, Space Carpet

Ol' Brittledick Is Dead

Old Country Polyps

Old Feeling Is So Good

One More Bay Leaf and We're Out of Here

One of These Days

Only One Failure Since 1998

Opening Remarks

Operation Popeye

Operation Snow White

Oral Surgery Vs Prince Quarterhead

Ouija Board

Our Everyday Experience of Non-Movement

Out Patience

Palsy

Panicked Alligator Gagging on a Canoe Paddle

Patriotic Wasps Infected with Mind-Control Virus

Peculiar Discharge

People

Performance Evaluation: Effectively and Appropriately Communicates Meaning Within a Particular Context

Performance Evaluation: Professional Conduct, Appearance, and Attitude That Is Courteous, Helpful, Considerate, Appropriate, and Business-like

Performance Evaluation: a Commitment to Identify and Meet the Needs of All Customers, Both Internal and External

Performance Evaluation: the Ability to Take Personal Responsibility and Ownership of One's Own Actions and Behaviors

Period There

Permafrost

Persian Cucumbers

Pesto by Definition

Phallagogia Priapi

Philosophy of Waiting

Phoenix Program Valentine

Phthisis Overture

Pickup Lines

Pigflesh and Cackleberries

Pink Is the Color of Good Health

Plastic Jesus

Plummeting Blobs of Unguent

Porkchop Island Debrief

Porterville Hotfoot

Pouring Lava on Fish

Praise Her or Die

Prelude to the First Casualty of the Malbec Wars

Protein Sunset

Psychedelic Parking Attendant

Psychic Citrus of the Captured Mind

Pyramid of Frozen Corn on Creosote Stump

Raoul Being Frightened by the Tiny Bear

Raoul Fascinating the Widow of the Tiny Bear

Raoul Frightened by a Tiny Bear

Raoul Incarcerated with the Tiny Bear

Rare Theme of Antlers

Reboot Universe

Red Public Hair of Caucasian Origin

Red Wagon Stacked High with Kimchee Bones

Reptile in Name Only

Requiem Now?

Requiem for an Italian Waiter

Researching the Glue

Resting Mengele Face

Return to Your Harpsichord, Citizen!

Revenge Coma

Ringworm

Robert Klein

Rock'n'Roll All Night

S- with Britney Spears and an Egg Salad Sandwich

S-y Oompah Loompah Costume

S.I.N.A. Anthem

Sakura Sakura

Saucerful of Secrets

Say No to the Newsletter

Sayin' a Thing An' Doin' It Ain't the Same Thing

Scotoma at the Calculator Museum

Scurf

Scuttlebutt Within Our Bubble

Second Rite of Ascension

Secrets of the Nothing Grinder

Septuagenarian Shaft

Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

Severed Skunk Vein

Shadow Puppet Whiz

Shaggy Porpoise

Shameful Water Displacement

Share When You See the Horse

Shave the House

She Immediately Expresses Her Gratitude by Vomiting Enzyme-Laden Gut Juice All Over the Tiny Acrobat

Shit Heidi

Silent NIght

Silent Return of Unknown Object

Silvia Kastel's 115th Dream

Sixteen-Take Sandy

Skopje Scene Report

Sleep Tight, Don't Let the Ass-Monkeys Bite

Slime Jacket

Snapshots of Peru / Posters on the Wall / I See Red

Sniffing My Scrotum for Ticks

Some of Us Are Ginger Behemoths Named Fred

Sorrow in the Cubicle

Sous Vide Meat Glue Experiment

Spatter-Proof Mystery Loaves

Special Needs Karaoke

Sphere of Obliteration

Spontaneous Human Combustion

Squat and Elevate the Perforated Cylinder

Stabbing the Back of the Prophet's Nephew

Standard Deviations from Prof. Iachett and Dr. McCarb's Chousse Variations

Stealth Power of the Celestial Influx

Sterno the Magnificent Spotted Bone Gambler

Stool Movement

Stool Samples

Stop Talking

Streisand Ballgag TM

Struggles of the World's Hairiest Family

Substratum Dream of a Flagpole Sitter

Such Knowing May End the Simulation

Sweet Christing Potato

TV Cheese

TV Corn

Take It Out and Kill It

Take Off Your Pants

Talentless White Lady {The Video Pt 3}

Talentless White Lady

Tallulah Bankhead

Tennis Skirt

Tentacle P-

Thank You for Extinguishing All Thoughts of Me

That Wasn't an Oyster Cracker

That's My Deathbed

That's My Ideal

The Armless Marvel

The Balinese Dentist Laments His Meagre Supply of Amalgam

The Bark on the Tree Across Street from 600 West Mariposa, El Segundo

The Birthmark Story

The Chert Holds Tightly

The Discussed Price

The Drowning Machine

The End of a Man and a Woman

The Fatness

The Flesh Is Already Engulfing the Guns

The Four Noble Falsehoods Revealed in Stinkbug North Dakota

The Gardener's Song

The Gaseous

The Glistening Variously Hued Sausages Do Not Progress, for Advancement Is an Illusion

The Hardy Boys Meet Reverend Werewolf

The Heap

The Horrifying World of Toddler Makeup

The Lightbulb Incident

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

The Owner Knows His Pellets

The Patron Saint of International Pancreas

The Rate Your Fumbles: the Octobrain!

The Show Must Goon

The Temperomandibular Joint

The Testes of the Duke Were Perpendicular

The Thirteenth Century German Poet (And Who Can Forget Him)

The United Nations Question

The Well-Intentioned but Misguided Crusade of the Traumatized Barista

The Worms Are Back

The Year in Crop Circles

Theme from Sparkling Deadbolt

Theme from a Man and a Woman

They Sniff His Throne Like Beagles

Thinking Fellers Theme

This Beautiful Knuckle

This Event Will Change America Forever

Thongs of Insolvent Debtors

Timeline of Hands Replacing Bloodhounds

Tiny Bubbles Cannulated

Tiny Cheesemen of Shütfa Nuunisch

Tito, Where's My Glove?

Toaster Solo: Lucy N.

Today on Staci!

Today on Talktown

Toes Eels

Tomorrow on Mornings with Wendy

Tomorrow on Staci!

Tosser Duet for Anonymous Cubes

Toxic Mom Brulée

Tremendous Pace of Melt

Tumbling Down an Embankment with a Stomach Full of Bowling Pins

Twerking on a Stranger

Typhoid Quarantine

Tú Lan

U Ø [X] 1 β(⌡)β ∞

Uncle's Big Clamuppance

Untitled

Uraniscus Muffin Burn

Value-Addled

Vampire in Chief, Ret.

Vanishing Cliffs of Tilden, Nebraska

Vanishing Mysteries of the Ghost Club

Variation on a Lube Job

Venereal Duck

Victoria's Chainsaw

Victorian Yemb Catcher

Villainous Nap

Vino-Frop Nexus

Vintage Bayonet Is No Longer Available

Vivian Doris and Wanda

Wake Up and Kiss the Book

Walt Whitman Has Seen the Fnords

We Bask in the Radiance of Dear Leader's Omnipotent Excellence

Weeba Wob

Werner Herzog Should Make a Movie About Us

Werner von Braun Says It's the Horseradish

Westminster Dog Show on Acid

What Ever Became of the Paprika Princess?

What Thinkest Thou, Spaz?

When My Hair Went Limp

Where's Robert Mitchum's F-ing Yacht?

While They to the Wanton Lute Do Strut

Whose Idea Was Community Ambassador Vests?

Why Did the Toasted Marshmallow Taste Like Fish?

Why Don't We Do It in the Road?

Why Don't We Do It in the Road

Why?

Worm-Snipper's Delight

Yosemite Stains

You Can't Hide an Elephant Forever

You Disgust Me

You Done My Brain In

Yub City