I Now Own Seven Cursed Objects
Sees Small Animals When No One Else Does
Sixteen Inch Mutilated Reindeer Dingbat
Smashed His Head in with a Brick and Ran Like Hell
The Maze of the Kitten That Lies Before Me
There's a Dead Hermaphrodite in the Refrigerator in My Back Yard
Ya Know, I've Got a Jambox and Some Tapes