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David Cross

Albums

Another Day

Bigger and Blackerer

Closer Than Skin

Crossing the Tracks

Crossover

Ends Meeting

Exiles

I'm from the Future

It's Not Funny

Memos from Purgatory

Shut Up, You F-ing Baby

Testing to Destruction

The Big Picture

Singles

Dreams Are Ten a Penny

Songs in corporation with

Anthem for Another Day (David Cross & David Jackson)

Arrival (David Cross & David Jackson)

Breaking Bad (David Cross & David Jackson)

Bushido (David Cross & David Jackson)

Come Again (David Cross & David Jackson)

Going Nowhere (David Cross & David Jackson)

Last Ride (David Cross & David Jackson)

Millennium Toll (David Cross & David Jackson)

Mr. Morose (David Cross & David Jackson)

Predator (David Cross & David Jackson)

Time Gentlemen Please (David Cross & David Jackson)

Time Gentlemen, Please (David Cross & David Jackson)

Trane to Kiev (David Cross & David Jackson)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #31, 'Derrick Brown' (David Cross & Derrick Brown)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #68, 'Felipe Esparza' (David Cross & Felipe Esparza)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #70, 'Gianmarco Soresi' (David Cross & Gianmarco Soresi)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #43, 'Greg Fitzsimmons' (David Cross & Greg Fitzsimmons)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #73, 'Joe Mande' (David Cross & Joe Mande)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #41, 'Josh Johnson' (David Cross & Josh Johnson)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #42, 'Julio torres' (David Cross & Julio Torres)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #46, 'Lane Moore' (David Cross & Lane Moore)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #48, 'Mary Beth Barone' (David Cross & Mary Beth Barone)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #76, 'Michael R. Jackson' (David Cross & Michael R. Jackson)

Before (David Cross & Mori)

A Letter From the Front (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

A Letter from the Front (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

Alarum And Coda (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

Alarum and Coda (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

American Walkway (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

Curtain Call (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

Fall (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

Sassy (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

The Stone's Throw (David Cross & Naomi Maki)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #69, 'Nimesh Patel' (David Cross & Nimesh Patel)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #80, 'Paul F. tompkins' (David Cross & Paul F. Tompkins)

Around the Corner (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Crossover (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Laughing Strange (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Missing Time (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Plasma Drive (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Rock to a Hard Place (David Cross & Peter Banks)

The Other Horizon (David Cross & Peter Banks)

The Smile Frequency (David Cross & Peter Banks)

The Work Alone (David Cross & Peter Banks)

The Work Within (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Upshift (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Upslide (David Cross & Peter Banks)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #35, 'Robby Hoffman' (David Cross & Robby Hoffman)

Fear of Starlight (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

In the Shadow (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

One by One, the Stars Were Going Out (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

Shine and Fall (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

Starless Starlight Loops (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

Starless Theme (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

Starlight Trio (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

Sure of the Dark (David Cross & Robert Fripp)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #24, 'Ruben Bolling' (David Cross & Ruben Bolling)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #79, 'Sam Morril' (David Cross & Sam Morril)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #78, 'Sandra Bernhard' (David Cross & Sandra Bernhard)

Arc En Ciel [Part One] (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

Arc En Ciel [Part Two] (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

Cold Blue Sky (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

Cold Sky Blue (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

Counting All the Stars (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

For Someone (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

Meaningless (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

On Spider Hill (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

Skyline Vertical (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

The M Chord (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

The M-Chord (David Cross & Seán Quinn)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #22, 'Shane torres' (David Cross & Shane Torres)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #9, 'Eugene Mirman' (David Cross feat. Eugene Mirman)

Shadows Do Know (David Cross feat. Eva O)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #18, 'Jake Johnson' (David Cross feat. Jake Johnson)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #4, 'Jo Firestone' (David Cross feat. Jo Firestone)

The Light Inside Me (David Cross feat. Kimberly Freeman)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #13, 'Margaret Cho' (David Cross feat. Margaret Cho)

Hero of the Kingdom (David Cross feat. Marion Küchenmeister)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #11, 'Negin Farsad' (David Cross feat. Negin Farsad)

Love Me (David Cross feat. Ofra Haza)

The Key (David Cross feat. Ofra Haza)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #7, 'Rob Delaney' (David Cross feat. Rob Delaney)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #19, 'Russ Tamblyn' (David Cross feat. Russ Tamblyn)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #12, 'Sean Patton' (David Cross feat. Sean Patton)

White Bird (David Cross feat. Sonja Kraushofer)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #3, 'Steve-O' (David Cross feat. Steve-O)

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross #21, 'Zach Zucker' (David Cross feat. Zach Zucker)

Anne Frank (David Cross, Dreamer and the Full Moon)

That's the Way She Likes It (David Cross, Georgia Tom)

Squeeze Box (David Cross, John Wesley)

Fear of Starlight (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

In the Shadow (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

One by One, the Stars Were Going Out (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

Shine and Fall (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

Starless Starlight Loops (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

Starless Theme (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

Starlight Trio (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

Sure of the Dark (David Cross, Robert Fripp)

2004-09-29: Arrested Development, Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot (Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Jessica Walter, David Cross, Tony Hale)

After the Ordeal (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Allegro (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Courtly Love = "Amor Cortese" - Omaggio a Zeffirelli (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

From "Musica Ricercata" (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Galadriel's Memories (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Hairless Heart (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Hands of the Priestess (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Ice Cream Waltz (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

In Memorian (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Largo (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Minuet and Dance of the Blessed Spirits (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Moonchild (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Pavane De La Belle Au Bois Domant (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Ricercare "The Cathedral of Pienza" (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Ricercare Cromatico "The Cathedral of Orvieto" (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Ricercare on the Name G.A.N.D.A.L.F. (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Second Chance (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Sonata in Fa Maggiore (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Thoughts Turn Homeward (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Vivace (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Vocalise No. 1 (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Vocalise No. 2 (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Vocalise No. 3 (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Vocalise No. 5 (John Hackett & Marco Lo Muscio Duo feat. Steve Hackett, David Jackson, David Cross)

Squeeze Box (John Wesley & David Cross)

Squeeze Box (John Wesley, David Cross)

Jon Benjamin and David Cross (Jon Benjamin & David Cross)

Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Pt. 1 (King Crimson feat. David Cross & Jamie Muir)

Amico Di Ieri (Le Orme feat. David Cross)

Notturno (Le Orme feat. David Cross)

Preludio (Le Orme feat. David Cross)

Verità Nascoste (Le Orme feat. David Cross)

La Via Della Seta (Le Orme feat. David Cross feat. Eero Lasorla)

Gioco Di Bimba (Le Orme feat. Francesca Michielin feat. David Cross)

Vocalise No. 2 (Marco Lo Muscio, David Cross & John Hackett)

Circus Waltz (Rocking Horse Music Club feat. David Cross)

Breathless (Stick Men & David Cross)

Crack in the Sky (Stick Men & David Cross)

Cusp (Stick Men & David Cross)

Firebird Suite (Stick Men & David Cross)

Hide the Trees (Stick Men & David Cross)

Improv - Blacklight (Stick Men & David Cross)

Improv - Midori (Stick Men & David Cross)

Improv - Moon (Stick Men & David Cross)

Improv - Moth (Stick Men & David Cross)

Industry (Stick Men & David Cross)

Lark's Tongues in Aspic (Stick Men & David Cross)

Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Part 2 (Stick Men & David Cross)

Opening Soundscape - Cyan (Stick Men & David Cross)

Opening Sounscape - Gaudy (Stick Men & David Cross)

Sartori in Tangier (Stick Men & David Cross)

Shades of Starless (Stick Men & David Cross)

Special Limited South America Edition (Stick Men & David Cross)

The Talking Drum (Stick Men & David Cross)

Breathless (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Crack in the Sky (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Cusp (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

David's Improv (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Diving T Coda (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Firebird Suite (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Floating III (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Floating II (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Floating IV (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Floating I (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Hades III (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Hades II (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Hades I (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Hide the Trees (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Improv - Blacklight (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Improv - Moth (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Improv: Blacklight (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Improv: Midori (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Improv: Moon (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Improv: Moth (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Industry (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Infusion (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Interstitial Finality (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

La Plata Suite (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Part 2 (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Part II (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Level 5 (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Lima Suite (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Mantra (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Montevideo Suite (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

OPEN (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Open MX (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Opening Improv (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Opening Soundscape - Gaudy (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Opening Soundscape: Cyan (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Opening Soundscape: Gaudy (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Plutonium (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Prog Noir (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Red (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Santiago Suite (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Sartori in Tangier (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Schattenhaft (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Shades of Starless (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Skydive (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Swimming in T (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Talking While Driving (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

The Talking Drum (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Under Water (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Whispering Transition (Stick Men feat. David Cross)

Costa Rica Full Show, Part 1 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Costa Rica Full Show, Part 2 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Crack in the Sky (Stick Men, David Cross)

Cusp (Stick Men, David Cross)

David's Improv (Stick Men, David Cross)

Diving T Coda (Stick Men, David Cross)

Floating 1 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Floating 2 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Floating 3 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Floating 4 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Hades 1 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Hades 2 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Hades 3 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Hide the Trees (Stick Men, David Cross)

Infusion (Stick Men, David Cross)

Interstitial Finality (Stick Men, David Cross)

La Plata Suite (Stick Men, David Cross)

Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Part II (Stick Men, David Cross)

Level 5 (Stick Men, David Cross)

Lima Suite (Stick Men, David Cross)

Mantra (Stick Men, David Cross)

Montevideo Suite (Stick Men, David Cross)

Opening Improv (Stick Men, David Cross)

Open (Stick Men, David Cross)

Plutonium (Stick Men, David Cross)

Prog Noir (Stick Men, David Cross)

Red (Stick Men, David Cross)

Santiago Suite (Stick Men, David Cross)

Sartori in Tangier (Stick Men, David Cross)

Schattenhaft (Stick Men, David Cross)

Shades of Starless (Stick Men, David Cross)

Skydive (Stick Men, David Cross)

Swimming in T (Stick Men, David Cross)

Talking While Diving (Stick Men, David Cross)

The Talking Drum (Stick Men, David Cross)

Under Water (Stick Men, David Cross)

Whispering Transistion (Stick Men, David Cross)

1st Show (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

2nd Show (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Breathless (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Crack in the Sky (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Cusp (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Firebird Suite (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Hide the Trees (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Improv - Blacklight (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Improv - Midori (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Improv - Moon (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Improv - Moth (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Industry (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Part 2 (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Opening Soundscape - Cyan (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Opening Soundscape - Gaudy (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Sartori in Tangier (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

Shades of Starless (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

The Talking Drum (Stick Men, Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, Markus Reuter, David Cross)

At the Gates (The Prog Collective & David Cross)

Pizza Boy (Tim & Eric feat. David Cross)

Songs

#24 Cursing

#90 One-Man Show

#90 One-man Show

'You Go, Girl!'

...Or Worse

A Bit I Stole from Dave Attell!

A Couples Colonic?!

A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1)

A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2)

A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers

A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1)

A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2)

A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3)

A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4)

A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5)

A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 1)

A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 2)

A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!

A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!

A Short List of Videos with Babies in Them That I Have Not Seen on the Internet but Most Likely Exist and I Would Like to See at Some Point

A Short Request to Lame Friends

A rapid series of comical noises!

Abortion Doctor From Hell!

Abortion Doctor from Hell!

Abo

Acknowledgements

Advertising

Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say in the Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!

Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!

Although indigent, rural families have little to say in the matter, third rate public education has kept them ignorant and thus, great sources of ridicule!

Am I the Only One on the Planet That Knows How to Drive? (live 2004: Soho, London, UK)

Am I the Only One on the Planet That Knows How to Drive?

American Way and the Bible

Amish Kid

An Afterthought

An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 1)

An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 2)

An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 3)

An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 4)

And Speaking of Taking a R- Shower…

Animal

Anybody

Are We One?

Ask a Rabbi! (Part 1)

Ask a Rabbi! (Part 2)

Ask a Rabbi! (Part 3)

Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"

Austin Powers Saying 'Yeah Baby'

Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!

Awful Love

Baby Failure

Basking in the Blue

Beef with Jim Belushi (Part 1)

Beef with Jim Belushi (Part 2)

Bigger & Blackerer

Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1)

Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2)

Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3)

Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4)

Bizarre Bazaar

Black Ice

Black Stuff

Boot It Boy - David Cross

Brake

Breaking Up (Part 1)

Breaking Up (Part 2)

But It's Good for You!

But Not Really (Couples Colonic, Pt. 3)

CES and P-

Cakes

Calamity

Celebrating the Ignoring of Genocide!

Censored by Conan

Certain Leaders in Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!

Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!

Certain leaders in government look or act like certain pop culture references!

Changes of Love

Christine

Cigar Corner, Part 2

Cigar Corner: Bonus Story!

Cigar Corner

Clown Pain Fun

Comedy Death Ray (Comedy Death Ray)

Comedy Death Ray

Correspondence with Dave Eggers (Part 1)

Correspondence with Dave Eggers (Part 2)

Correspondence with Dave Eggers (Part 3)

Counting

Crack Baby

Credits

Crucifixion

Cycle Logical

Dallas, TX 2002

Dating

Diarrhea Moustache

Didja Know?

Don't Abandon Your Baby

Dr. Kevorkian

Dreams Are Ten a Penny

Duo

Dustbins

Early Dance Music

Encore

End of Show

Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At the Expense Of Homos-uals!

Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homos-uals!

Even though I am in the closet, that won't prevent me from getting cheap laughs at the expense of homos-uals!

Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1)

Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2)

Exiles (edit)

Exiles

Fake T**s/Real Beer

Fake Tits / Real Beer

Fake Tits/Real Beer

Fast

Father Failure

Fetal Tissue

Flying On A Mexican Plane

Flying on a Mexican Plane

Footprints

For What It's Worth

For the Love of God! (Part 1)

For the Love of God! (Part 2)

Freebird

From Nights with Melinda Hildenberg

Gay Canada (Part 1)

Gay Canada (Part 2)

Going to Turkey

Goodnight Assholes!

Grinfixer

Hallelujah

Heaven! (Part 1)

Heaven! (Part 2)

Hello, Adolf

Here

Hero of Kingdom

Hero of the Kingdom

Hero

Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1)

Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2)

Hidden Track

High Times

History's Most Excellent Raping Brotherhood

Holly And Barbed Wire

Holly and Barbed Wire

How the Sausage Is Made (Couples Colonic, Pt. 4)

How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1)

How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2)

I Ain't No This or That

I Buy Silence

I Can't Get Beer in Me...

I Can't Get Beer in Me…

I Come Out and Say, "Hello, Toronto!"

I Come Out and Say, Hello, Toronto!

I Come out and Say, "Hello Toronto!"

I Don't Have Children

I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1)

I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2)

I Think Rich People Are Boring

I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 1)

I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 2)

I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged the Lyrics O Comment on the Proliferation Of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!

I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!

I've taken a popular contemporary pop song and changed the lyrics to comment on the proliferation of Starbucks in my neighborhood!

Ideas for T-Shirts to Be Sold at Urban Outfitters

If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them

If Baseballs Had Aids On Them

If You Care

In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 1)

In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 2)

Inc

Inside the Actor's Studio, Acting, James Lipton

Into the Oblique

Introduction

Intro

Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing but Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing

Kalahari Fantasy

Las Vegas

Lazy Business Ideas

Learning Curve

Lesson Learned

Letter From the Future

Love Me

Lunch with Frankenstein

Magic Trick

Me and D-

Meantime

Media Violence

Miles for Kids

Minaret

Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 1)

Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 2)

Monica Lewinsky And the Three Bears

Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears

My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!

My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Undertand What It Just Said!

My Daughter's First Date

My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!

My Kids Think I'm an ATM (live 2004: Soho, London, UK)

My Kids Think I'm an ATM

My Memoir-To-Be

My Very Extra Special Trump Fantasy

My Wife's Crazy!

My child is enthralling, especially when it says something unexpectedly precocious even though it doesn't understand what it just said!

My immigrant mom talks funny!

Narcissism and the Slow March to Oblivion

National Trifle Association

New Dawn

Not So

Nurse Alone

Nurse Insane

Oh No He Didn't!! He Said, "Patriojizm?!"

Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1)

Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2)

Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3)

One Can Only Dream

Only Fooling

Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)

Organ Donation

Original Message (Part 1)

Original Message (Part 2)

Other Ways in Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology to Get Around God's Strict Laws for the Sabbath

Over Your Shoulder

P- Convention

P-

Pandering To the Locals!

Pandering to the locals!

Phone Call From A Cranky Terrorist

Phone Call From a Cranky Terrorist

Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist

Poppies

Post Script

Postscript

Preface (Part 1)

Preface (Part 2)

Preface

Prince of Darkness

Promise Keepers

Protest Singer Ainsley Mctree

REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!

Random Goofabouts

Really Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!

Religion

S- on the Internet!?

Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 1)

Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 2)

Shadows Do Know

Shaving the Pope's Pussy

Shifting Sands

Sho' Is Hot Take A - David Cross

Sho' Is Hot Take B - David Cross

Shoot First, Ask Questions Never

Shooting the S**t / Too Soon?

Silly Religious Crazies

Sing Along

Sitting on a Pole Trying to Win Some Money

Slippy Slide

Small Talk

Socks And Shoes

Socks and Shoes

Sort of (Couples Colonic, Pt. 2)

Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag

Spidermand Vs. Batman Vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag

States of Deception

Stephen Hawking

Sundays

Sweet Mary J.

Tell Me Your Name

Testing to Destruction

That One Show About D- and Stuff

That's the Way She Likes It - David Cross

That's the Way She Likes It

The Affable Mister G.

The Affable Mister G

The First Policeman

The Five People You Meet in Limbo

The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 1)

The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 2)

The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 3)

The Key

The Light Inside Me

The Marked Difference Between Muslims and Other Insane People

The Most Surreal Thing and Egg Wave

The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1)

The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2)

The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3)

The South

The Swing Arm Disconnects

Then I Talk About Tattoos!

Then My Gal's in Town - David Cross

Then My Gal's in Town

Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 1)

Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 2)

This Is Your Life

Tonk

Top Ten Top Ten Lists List

Tripwire

Troppo

Truck Stop (Part 1)

Truck Stop (Part 2)

Truth = Cynicism

Turkey

Unknown

Untitled

Valley of the Kings

Vape Japes!

Virgin Mary

Water Into Wine

We Have Got to Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes"

We're Different People

Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!

Weathermen have become, for the most part, obsolete!

Welcome to Frisco

What a Fool Believes (But Not the Doobie Brothers Version)

When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For the Audience As I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-eighties!

When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience As I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!

When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish!

When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious and Annoying I Present As "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!

When all is said and done, I am lonely and miserable and barely able to mask my contempt for the audience as I trot out the same sorry act I've been doing since the mid-eighties!

When it comes to Jews, behavior one might perceive as obnoxious and annoying I present as 'quirky' but it's okay to joke about it because I, myself, am Jewish!

Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09

Where We Are Now Back in September '09

White Bird

Wills to Pets

Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus!

Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!

Women, please rinse off your vagina and anus!

Woodstock

Xian Airline Food

Year 2000

You Go, Girl!

You'll Never Guess!!!

YourStar.com

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… Or Worse

…Or Worse