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Deflowered Cunt

Albums

Cunt-Fest

Songs in corporation with

Da Rap Tape!! (Deflowered Cunt vs. LAFear)

Hypnic Jerk & Deflowered Cunt (Hypnic Jerk, Deflowered Cunt)

Songs

... And We Stand to Admire It All as the Waves Roll Back to Reveal the Dying and the Dead and We Stand to Admire It All as the Waves Roll Back to Reveal the Dying and the Dead and We Stand...

...And We Stand to Admire It All As the Waves Roll Back to Reveal the Dying and the Dead and We Stand to Admire It All As the Waves Roll Back to Reveal the Dying and the Dead and We Stand... 

1000Lbs of Lard in a Wetsuit

1000lbs of Lard in a Wetsuit

12 Inches of Chocolate Love

1200 Songs About How DxCx Kuntfist Beat Riff Raff in a Rap Battle

15,533 Tracks

200 Paracetamol and a Quart of Tequila, Two Razor Blades and a Nice Hot Bath

254 Tracks by Deflowered Cunt

266 Untitled Tracks

31 Tracks

508 Trax

51 Tracks

543 Songs

59 Tracks

61 Tracks

655321

7 Signs You're a F-ing Waster

7MS F-ed My Dog

7ms F-ed My Dog

95 Tracks About How We Kicked Your F-ing Ass You Closed Minded Cunt

99 Tracks Untitled

A Barrage of Shit Filled Puke

A Big Pile of Quaaludes

A Bit of the Old Ultra-Violence

A Blue Lemon Waffle Party with One Man, One Jar, Two Girls, One Cup and a Dubious Google Search History

A Cannon Full of Clown Shit Fired Point Blank in Your Face

A Complete and Total Waste of Blood and Organs

A Confession of Failure

A Cop with His Hand on His Dick and His Gun in Your Face

A Cunt Shaped Hole Carved in Meat

A Dick in a Frying Pan

A Dildo Dipped in Dog Piss

A Disappointing Post Mortum Blow Job

A Face That Could Launch a Thousand Shits

A Grievance Letter to the Blood Bank for Giving You Hepatitis C

A Hard on for Jesus

A Leper and His Limbs Are Easily Parted

A Love Song About Kissing and Shit

A Magical Adventure Full of Wonder and Ponies

A Never Ending Stream of Cunts F-ing Everything Up Until We All Suffocate and Bake on a Dead F-ing Planet

A New for of Torture

A Pain in the Gulliver

A Quick Bas in the Chops

A Rather Intolerable Pain

A Room Full of Hard Ons and Nowhere to Hang My Hat

A Savage Blow to the Testicles

A Sign That Says You're a Twat

A Unanimous F-wit

A Very Special Visitor

AIDS Is Hipster

Aborted Cletus

About 40 More Tracks.

Action Now. Observe All

Agent Apple Knows How to Ride a Llama

Aggressive Cuckold

Aids Is Hipster

All These Cuts Are Self Inflicted

All Tony As Title

All Up in Them Guts

Always Skip This Track, It's One of Those Album Fillers

America's Only Hope Is an A-Bomb

America's Only Hope Is an A-bomb

An Advert for Ladyboys Who Shit on Peoples Necks

An All Encompassing Complete and Total Terrorf-

An Asshole of Folklore

Anal Beard Swarming with Lice

Anal Cunt Stole Our Band Name

And This One. We Were Pissed When We Wrote It and It Totally Shows

And... We're All Dead

Angel Trombones

Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been, a Homos-ual?

As I Slooshied

Ashamed to Be a White Middle Class Pony Boy

Asphixi-Wank

Ass Grafted Face

Ass Meets Face Meets Meat

Ass grafted face

Ass meets Face meets Meat

Axe Wound

Bacon Wrapped Pussy

Baked Shit Loaf

Baking a Cake with Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood

Ball Games in the Park

Ball Sack Blowing InThe Wind

Ball Sack Blowing Inthe Wind

Bastard Blood Bleeding Thoughts Thoughts Bleeding Bastard Blood Dead \Par

Bastard Blood Bleeding Thoughts Thoughts Bleeding Bastard Blood Dead \par

Bat Shit F-ing Mental Bastard with a Baseball Bat

Be a Darling and Push My Haemorrhoids Back In

Bit Cold and Pointless Isn't It My Lovely?

Black Days

Black Lunged Meth Addict with a Raging Hard On

Blast Furnace Vasectomy

Blow Backs on the Short Bus

Bludgeoned to Weath with a Lump of Frozen Shit

Blunt Cunt

Bodybag

Bodycount Are a Black Metal Band

Branding Iron Baptism

Breastfeeding in Public Is on My To-Do List

Bulldozer

Bullshit Market

Buried 2 Feet Under in a Plastic Coffin

But This One Is F-ing Shit

By the Saw I Live

C-Block

Cabbages, Knickers

Cable Is Gay

Cack

Can You Spare Me Some Cutter, Me Brothers?

Cancer Is the Magic Cure for People

Canker Sores

Catastrophic Colostomy Bag Failure

Ceflowered Cunt's Christmas Song

Celebrating by Gently Masturbating and Weeping Quietly

Celebrity Vegetable Matter

Cellophane Wrapped Cunt Ball

Chainsaw Circumcision

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Pasta

Chew on This and Tell Me What It Tastes Like

Chewing on a Curb Stone

Chicken McCrabpaste

Chicks Dig It When Your Gay

Chiggers

Cleveland Steamer

Cock Fosters in Cockfosters

Cock and Ball Torture Hurts

Cockles and Mussels

Cold Cunt, Warm Beer

Cold to the Touch

Constipated Rimming Session

Consume What They Tell You To

Cornholing Gone Wrong

Crack Dealers Unite

Cranking One Out to the Gilmore Girls

Crispy Dick

Crispy Sick

Crossed Out

Crushed by 7000 Tons of Horse Shit

Crushed by 7000 Tons of Horseshit

Cum Breath

Cummed Down in Cold Blood

Cumming Over Pictures of Hilary Clinton

Cunt Anthem

Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt

Cunthammer

Cunts Like Cunts

Cunts Like Stunts

Cunts Like Us

Cunts Like You

Cure for Hate (The Repeating Revisionist Mass Psychosis Stain)

Cure for Hate

Cut Out This Clever Talk

Cut Your Own F-ing Throat and Choke You F-ing Cunt

Deep Fried Dog Dick Finger Food

Deepthroating for Jesus

Deflowered Cunt F-ing Hate You

Deflowered Cunt Played Over the Tanoy in a Nursing Home Until Everyone Shits Themselves to Death

Deflowered Cunt

Devil Trumpets

Dick Cheese Toasty

Dick Is Short for Richard, Richards Dick Is Short

Dickhead Enabler

Did I Say Gun? I Meant Penis

Did I Tell You That Story Already?

Diddleboro

Die Screaming in 40,000 Pounds of Horse Shit

Dildos at the Ready

Dirty Old Drunkie

Discoiii

Diving for Clams in a Piss Ridden Brothel

Do You Have Any D-?

Do You Still Feel Suicidal?

Dog F-er F-ing Dogs

Don't Eat From a Diaper

Don't Laugh, Damn You!

Don't Mind Us

Double Dicked in the Stoma Hole

Driller Killer

Drinking Tramp Sick Through a Hole in the Bottom of a Skip

Droogs

Dropping Roofies Gives Me a Sore Asshole

Dropping the N-Bomb at a Christening

Dxcx Are Hated

Dying Slow with a Needle in Your Arm

Eat My Meat You Vegan Whore

Eggyweggs

Era of Piss

Eunuch Jelly

Every Dumb F- Stupid F-ing Thing You've Ever Said or Done Laid Bare for Everyone to See

Every Track on the Rest of This Album Is Called Tony

Everyone Loves Raymond

Evidence of the Old Glazzies

Except This One, This One Isn't Called Tony at All, It's Called Trevor

Eyeball Licking Is a Legitimate Fetish

Eyes Full of Maggots

F- Croak

F- F-ing Physics

F- Heroin, Crack Is Where It's At

F- Mook

F- Shit Bollock

F- a Hospital

F-F-NoNo

F-f-nono

F-ing Bassoons. Who Plays Those Things?

F-ing Cunt

F-ing a Lawnmower Is a Bad Idea

F-ing on a Plank of Wood

FUCKFUCKNONO

Face Melting Metal Iii

Falling Headfirst Into a Trash Compactor with Your Balls Out.

Falling Headfirst into a Trash Compactor with Your Balls Out.

Farmers Really Do Blow Up Cows Vaginas

Feeding the 5000 with JC's Dick

Fetch Me Another Midget, for This One Has Split

Fingerblasted Fudge Tunnel

Fishing for Compliments

Fishing for Deadbeat Complements

Fist F-ing a Prolapsed Rectum

Fistifetish

Fisting Session That Ends in a Nando's Takeout

Flown Out to a War Zone

Fmk

Foaming at the Ass

Fresh Meat Prison-Buggered Into Oblivion

Fresh Meat Prison-Buggered into Oblivion

Fridge Full of Dicks

Fudge Covered Fingers

Full of Piss

Gary Was a Scag Baron

Getting Nailed to a Cross Ain't All It's Cracked Up to Be, Just Ask Jesus, He'll Tell You

Give Me a Break! They Were Dead When I Found Them!

Giving Head to the Headmasters Hamster

Glue Sniffers Unite

Goatsy

Gobshite

Goo

Goregeousity Made Flesh

Granny P- (Pick Her Pussy Scabs to Get Her Wet)

Granny P-

Granpa's Watching P- Again

Great Bolshy Yarblockos

Grinding Horse Meat for Pig Swill

Ground Down and Used As Fish Bate

Ground Down and Used as Fish Bate

Group Hugh, Not You Keith...

Gush Guzzler

Gut Punching Girl Guides and Stealing Their Cookies

Hammer Fueled Cock and Ball Torture

Harsh Reality #1 OC Kuntfist and Stoat Weasel Noises

Heip Aphex Twin

Here's the Punishment Element, Perhaps

Hey There Good Lookin' What You Got Cookin?

Homercore

Hover Boards Are in This Year

How About It Huh? How A-F-ing-Bout It?

How About That Football Shit Huh?

Human Bleach Vaccination

Human Crabface Boy

Huzzy Warrles

I Ate a Bag of Dicks Just Like You Said I Should, and Now I'm Liberace

I Bet You Thought This Would All Be Over Soon? No Such F-ing Luck Son (Radio Edit Designed for Commercial airplay)

I Bet You Thought This Would All Be Over Soon? No Such F-ing Luck Son

I Bet You'd Chew His F-ing Face Off

I Can't Write Anymore...

I Cut Myself So You Don't Have To

I Did All Mine

I F-ed Everything, Then Everything F-ed Me

I F-ed the Girl in Hanson

I Feel Funny

I Got Way Too High and Now I'm Probably God

I Got Way too High and Now I'm Probably God

I Hope You Like Hospital Food

I Like the Taste of Broken Teeth

I Live in a Bin and Get Jizzed on for Money

I Pulled My Face Off and Gave It to You

I Still Live in My Moms Uterus

I Stood on a Lego and My F-ing Leg Exploded

I Swear I Didn't Know She Was Three

I Trained My Dog to Say Cunt

I Was Cured Alright

I Will F-ing Cut You, Guaranteed

I Wish I Was Drunker Than Me

I pulled my face off and gave it to you

I'll Smash Your Face for You

I'm Only Wearing Pink Until They Invent a Gayer Colour

I'm Slowly Breaking All the Windows in My Greenhouse, Now I'm Homeless and All Without

I'm So Butt Hurt, You Look Like You'd Throw Me a Bone, You Look Like a Nice Guy

I'm So F-ing Horny but My Cock Has Fallen Off

I'm What You Wanted Isn't It?

I'm the Reason Your Dog Licks His Nuts

I'm the reason your dog licks his nuts

I've Been Eating Poop

I've Done All the D- Now

I've F-ed Things You Wouldn't Believe

I've Finally Found a Woman Who Will Shit on My Neck

I've Got All the Diseases, All of Them

I've Never Even Done D-

I've Suffered Tortures of the Damned, Sir

If I Bleed Any More I Won't Be Able to Get Up for Work in the Morning

If You Actually Read Thesetitles Sendus a Facebook Message and Let Us Know

Im Your Motherf-er

Inches of Chocolate Love

Inflatable F-tard Doll

Installing Initializer You F-ing Cunt

Integer / Repeat

Intermission 2

Intermission 3

Intermission

Irreversible Is a Family Film

Is That Your Arsehole??

It Being a Night of No Small Expenditure

It's F-ing Running Out of Him Over Here

It's Not Gay If the Bollocks Don't Touch

It's Really Big and Hard and I Don't Like It

It's Ridiculously Shallow, It's the Best I Can Do

It's Your Birthday Joe!

Its Pronounced Cuntbubble

Its a Real Shame You Died

Jacking Off in Colditz

Je Suis Chaud

Jeremy Kyle Is a Terrible Person

Jesus Also Thinks You're a F-ing Cunt

Jimmy Liked Hospitals

Jizz Terror

Joy Before the Angels of God

Justin Bieber's Tiny Dick in My Sleeping Mouth

Kerrang Gave Our Album 5 Stars Because They Thought We Were Anal Cunt

Kicking Mother Down the Stairs

Kicking a Ducks F-ing Bean Off

Kid with Down's Syndrome Wearing a Deflowered Cunt Tee Shirt

King Shit in the Pit

Kneecapped by a Cunt in a Vest

Knicker Sniffer

Laughs and Lashings

Let's Get Em Boys!

Let's Grab a Subway

Liver Damage

Lovewall

Lubricated Horse Cock on Easy Street

Ludwic Van

Made in Yorkshire

Maggot Infested Sweet Meats

Me and My Raping Hammer

Meat Masturbation

Mechanically Reclaimed Meat Shits

Mildly Aroused by Incontinence

Miley Cyrus's Snail Trailed G-String

Mindless Greeding Bulldog

Minutes Before I Go Back and Get It Out

Mistaking Napalm for Lube

Money

Mother-Cunt-F-er

Mountain Oysters

Munchy-Wunching

Music Used to Be Good

My Armchair Is a Wheelchair

My Birth Certificate Is an Apology Letter From the Abortion Clinic

My Birth Certificate Is an Apology Letter from the Abortion Clinic

My Cancer Has Cancer

My Cancer Is Worse Than Your Cancer

My Cum Stained Futon

My D- Are Stronger Than Your D-

My Dads Gun, Your Dads Face

My Felching Straw

My Girlfriends Husband Fights for My Freedom

My Life Is Shit and Piss

My Majestic Ball Bag

My Mom Once Hit a Guy in the Nut Sack with a Sledge Hammer, True Story

Myxomatosis Killed My Bunny Rabbit

Nacho, Flamingo and Bistro All End in O

Nail Gun Paint Ball Party

Naturally Blessed with the Ability to Piss People Off

Neo-Necro Death Shits

Nice Suit, Small Prick

No Cure for Being a Cunt

No One Misses Prostitutes

No Real Choice

No Respect for Your Horrible Self

No Time for the Old In-N-Out

No Title

No. No. No!

Nobody Cares About Your Shitty Noisecore Band

Noise Treatment (Mengele Theorem)

Noise Treatment

Noisecore Is Like S-, Short and Offensive

Now Grind Your F-ing Face Into the Ground Before I Punch It the F- Off

Now Grind Your F-ing Face into the Ground Before I Punch It the F- Off

Now Thats a F-ing Prostitute

O My Brother

Of Course I Don't Have Any Friends

Of Course I Don't Have Any Idea

One Moment of Pain

Ooooosh! \Par

Ooooosh! \par

Our Last Moments Are My Least Favorite

Passive Aggressive Blow Jobs

Penally Demented

Penile Warts

People Think We're Edgy

Personal Jesus

Pig Blast

Pinky F-ed

Pipe to Pipe Bush Men

Pissing Puss

Plenty in the Tank Sir

Portable Picnic Players

Post Masturbation Self Loathing

Power Pegging

Preserved in Piss

Prison Shank Death-Fist Party

Pt. 1: Poseur Beatdown

Pt. 2 36 Tracks of Bliss

Pt. 2: 36 Tracks of Bliss

Pt. 3 100 Tracks of Hate Permanent Death Tribute

Pt. 3: 100 Tracks of Hate. Permanent Death Tribute

Pt.1 Poseur Beatdown

Pt1. Poseur Beatdown

Pt2. 36 Tracks of Bliss

Pt3. 100 Tracks of Hate Permanent Death Tribute

Puke Orchestra - 73 Tracks of Rancid Chamber Music

Punched the F- to Sleep

Punishment Means Nothing to Them

Purple Vein (Prince Cover)

Purple Vein

Real Horror-Show Disguises

Real Savage

Rectal Massacre

Righty-Right

Robotic F- Machine in Overdrive

S- Reassignment Surgery Performed on an Unconscious Vicar

Sacred Shitter

Sally 107 Tracks of Violence

Sandy Wank Chafe

Scratch Until It Bleeds

Sean Beard Is a Juggalo

Self Harm Gets Me Hard

Semtex Belt

Sentience Is a State of Mind, and Your State of Mind Is F-ing Supid

Set the Pigs on Him

Several Shits in the Pits

Señor Shitter

Shagged and Fagged and Fashed

She Was Breathing! I Swear It!

She Was Very Badly R-d

Shit Blistering

Shit Fisting Juggernaut

Shit Swill

Shitnoise Powerviolence Can Suck My F-ing Man Cunt

Shitting Fizzy Gravy

Shitting Out Broken Glass

Shitty Ass to Mouth

Shooting the Shit with the Village Idiot

Short Bus Pile Up

Shut Your Bleeding Hole

Sinew and Cartilage and Other Hobbies

Sinew and Cartilage and Other Hobbies 

Skull F-ed While in a Vegetative State

Slow Torture Puke Chamber Is the Best Film

Smilie Face Emoji

Some of My Best Friends Are Cunts

Something F-ing Serious Because It's a HNW Track

Something's Gone Wrong

Sour Cream Happy Hour

Spaz Baron

Speculum Special

Spent Weeks Wanking to Pictures of Brain Molko Before I Found Out He Was a Guy

Spitting Out Splintered Teeth

Start Strong, Finish Dead

Stinking Rotten Guts

Strip Search Erection

Sub-Whore-Man 1-2341 Tracks

Sweating F-tard

Sweet Rims on My Dank Ride

Synthmesc

TFW You're Bollocks Deep in a Cactus

Take Manhattan Up the Shitter

Taking Advantage of the Year 2017 and Having S- with Every Gender Currently Known Of...

Tee Boning an Icecream Van

Tell That Cunt to F- Off Before He Ends Up Drinking Soup Through a Straw for the Rest of His Life

Tell Your Mom I'll Be Round at 6pm

Tfw You're Bollocks Deep in a Cactus

Thank F- That's Over

That Grotesque Act of Self Arasement

That Uncle Who Touched You Once When You Were 34

That's Exactly Who I Am Sir! A Victim Sir!

That's Exactly Who I Am Sir! a Victim Sir!

The 12th Beer on the 12th Hour

The Fifth Meat

The Gayest Song You've Ever Heard, and We Spent Ages Writing It

The Glue Sniffers in My Neighbourhood Never Share Their Shit with Me

The King of Pop

The Man with 2 Arse Holes

The Next Song Title Has Swearing in It...

The Pain and Sickness Was All Over Me Like an Animal

The Police!

The Ratio of People to Limbs in the Paralympics Is F-ed

The Real Horrowshow

The Spacedicks Appreciation Society

The Sweet Sound of Fingers Snapping

The Unfortunate Outcome of Your Parents Pathetic Lust

The Vegetarian Option Is Always Cheese Based

There's a Tampon in My Kool-Aid

They've Put Us on a Special List

This F-ing Pine Cone

This Giant Foetus

This House Has a Septic Problem

This Is Sin!

This Is Unholy

This One's a Classic

This Prostate Exam Was Nothing Compared to What My Wife Puts in There

This Song Has No.1 Written All Over It

This Song Is Loud but Short

This Stinking World

Tony

Tortured in Prison

Touch That Again and I'll Break Your F-ing Fingers

Track Titles Are Gay, Line Up Are Gay, Contact Info Is Gay, You Are Gay for Owning This Tape

Tracks 1-87 Homercore

Tracks for Split with Scumbag Fred

Transformed Out of All Recognition

Tribute to Diarrhoea

Try the Wine!

Turned to Gloop

Twerking on Hitler's Grave

Two Dicks Docking

Two Rednecks and One Nervous Pig

Under a Mask of Normality

Untitled

Vaginal Swarm

Vaping Is Hella Cool

Varicose Veins Are on Fleek

Various Untitled Regurgitations

Vasaline Queen

Very Bollocks

Viddy Well

Violence Makes Violence

Voices Tell Me I'm the Shit

Vomit Reduction Therapy

Waiter, Waiter, There's a Deflowered Cunt in My Soup

Wanking Outside A 7-11

Wanking Outside a 7-11

Watching Reruns of Cheers Until You Kill Yourself Because No One Knows Your Name

We Are Not Sorry That We Are Sorry That We Have Not Offended Everyone

We Have Good Lyrics

We Know Where You Sleep

We Want to Gorenoise Your Dog Side 1

We Want to Gorenoise Your Dog Side 2

We'll Hold Him Down

We're Off to Do Something a Bit More Interesting. Cunt Xxx

Well Hello

Well That's All Cool by Me

What Are We Gonna Do?

What Crime Did You Commit?

What Do I Do with All These Nails?

When You Speak I Want to Murder You Slowly

When a Man Cannot Choose, He Ceases to Be a Man

When the Bucket Is Full

Where Are the Maggots in Your Meat

Where's My Snake?

Why Are You Here?

Why Commercial Radio Sucks Dick

Why Do All These Root Vegetables Smell Like Shit?

Why Don't You Stick Your F-ing Snow Globe Up Your Arse?

Why Have Deche-Charge Done a Split with Us?

Why Is Jimmy Hendrix Dead but Bono Lives On?

With Veins Like That I'd Have Me a Real Time

Word Up

Yeah I've Got Beats Headphones, So What?

Yeah, Right There

Years of My Experience and the Fact That I Have No Skin

You Are Invited

You Are Not Cured Yet Boy

You Are Now a Murderer

You Bastard Cowards!

You Can Rely on Me Friend

You Filthy Old Soomka

You Sold Me a Crummy Watch, I Want My Money Back

You Try to Frighten Me

You're All F-ing Finger Painters

You've Got Shit on Your Breath

Your Cunt Is Bollocks Deep in My Throat

Your Funeral Was Cheap and Tacky, Don't Do It Again

Your Girlfriend Likes Us, I Can Tell

Your Mom Is Still Scissor F-ing My Mom

Your Mom Scissorf-ing My Mom

Your Phone Number Written in Bloody Shit on a Toilet Wall

Your Victim Has Died

Your Waitress Hates You

Zombie Octopus Tentacle F-

a blue lemon waffle party with one man, one jar, two girls, one cup and a dubious google search history

aggressive cuckold

blunt cunt

chicken McCrabpaste

cummed down in cold blood

don't eat from a diaper

eat my meat you vegan whore

fridge full of dicks

glue sniffers unite

goo

king shit in the pit

lubricated horse cock on easy street

my majestic ball bag

penally demented

power pegging

señor shitter

speculum special

word up