An Abrupt and Forceful Stoke of Toe to Chair Instigates an Unreasonable Shriek
Any Given Amount of Time Spent Wagering
Aquatic Matter Occupies Space Unfit for Aquatic Matter
How Many Species of Rhino Still Exist Anymore
I Tell People I Play in a Math Rock Band
Livid and Aggressive Emotions Congregate / Consume
My Body Emerges from 7 Cubic Feet of Oil
Oppressive Hardcore Bros Fear Not Our Performance Is Nearly Completed
Overwhelming Yet Sensational Pleasure
Passionate Yet Ephemeral Blast of Tragic Irony
Raised Eyebrow Death Glare Throat Slitting Hand Movement
Separate Occurrences Pan Out Suspiciously Similar
Synthia's Haunted F- You House
Tedious Tasks Leading to an Avoidable Demise
The Creation of Overly Pretentious Indigenous Cuisine
The Gentrification of Neighbour Hoods Infuriates Humanitarians
The Life Span of the North American House Hippo
The Premiere of Pretentious F- Lawyer
The Return of the Sophisticated F- Lawyer
The Song Our Other Bands Were Afraid to Write
Unreasonable Expectations Provided from Unreasonable Individuals
What's Sacred to the Majority Is Often Irrelevant to the Remaining