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George Carlin

Albums

Take-Offs and Put-Ons (Live)

Songs in corporation with

The Art of the Joke (Allan Havey, Dana Gould, George Carlin, Paul Reiser)

Matter of Fact (Andy Dick, George Carlin, Paul Reiser, T. Sean Shannon)

Across the Line (Chuck McCann, George Carlin, Taylor Negron)

Across the Line (Doug Stanhope, Dave Thomas, George Carlin)

Captain Jack & Jolly George (George Carlin & Jack Burns)

Edward R. Murrow (George Carlin & Jack Burns)

Herb Coolhouse (George Carlin & Jack Burns)

Killer Carlin (George Carlin & Jack Burns)

Mothers Club (George Carlin & Jack Burns)

War Pictures (George Carlin & Jack Burns)

They Don't Give a F- (Ninjasonik feat. Jenn Hamer & George Carlin)

That's Show Business (Smothers Brothers, George Carlin)

A Joke Is About Surprising Someone (T. Sean Shannon, George Carlin)

Songs

"Abortion" / Third Announcements

"Fussy Eater", Part 1 / Sixth Announcements

"Fussy Eater", Part 2 / Seventh Announcements

"Have a Nice Day"—"Rice Krispies" / Second Announcements

"Ice Box Man" / Fourth Announcements

11 O'Clock News

15 Rules to Live By

19 - Language of Comedy, Goodbye

20th Century Hostilities

40 Years in Comedy

400,000 American Musical Favorites

@!?# & Blow Nose

A Chance to Bond

A Couple of Other Questions

A Few More Farts

A Few More Oxymorons

A Moment of Silence

A Name by Any Other Name

A Place for My Stuff!

A Place for My Stuff

A Place for Your Stuff

Acknowledgements / Opening—"A Place for My Stuff" / First Announcements

Acknowledgements

Acknowledgments

Advertising Lullabye

Advertising Lullaby

Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of

Airline Announcements

Airline Announements

Airline Flight Attendants

Airport Security

Al Gore's Actions

Al Sleet Your Hippy-Dippy Weatherman

Al Sleet, Your Hippy-Dippy Weatherman

American Bullshit

An Incomplete List of Impolite Words

Another Objection on Language

Another Problem for Women...

Answering Machines

Anything but the Present

Appropriate Names

Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag / Fifth Announcements

Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag

Assholes with Camcorders

Attracting Attention

Autoerotic Asphyxia

Avant Garde Play

Back in Town (1996)

Badda-Boom, Badda-Bing

Barbed Wire Tattoo

Baseball - Football

Baseball -: Football

Baseball / Football

Baseball Foot-Ball

Baseball and Football

Baseball-Football

Battered Plants

Behind Weird People

Bi-Labial Fricative

Bi-labial Fricative

Black Consciousness

Bodily Functions

Bonus: George Carlin Appearances From:

Boston Rant 1957

Breakfast Wine and Who's Boss

Breakfast, Wine and Who's Boss

Britain's Return of Hong Kong

Bumper Stickers & License Frames

Bumper Stickers

Business 10 Steps

CBS Talent Scouts (1963)

Capital Punishment

Capt. Jack & Jolly George

Captain Jack & Jolly George

Captain Jack and Jolly George

Carlin At Carnegie (1982)

Carlin On Campus (1984)

Carlin on Campus

Cars and Driving

Casual on a Cell Phone

Channel 7 Editorial

Childhood Cliches

Children Are Our Future

Children Are Overrated

Clarks, Hankies & Emma

Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative - Attracting Attention - Squeamish

Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish

Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squemish

Class Clown A. Bi-labial Fricative B. Attracting Attention C. Squeamish

Clerks, Hankies and Emma

Coast-To-Coast Emergency

Coast-to-Coast Emergency

Comedy and Pain

Comedy's Evolution

Comitting the Perfect Double Murder

Complaints And Greivances (2001)

Countryside Battles

Countryside Issues

Cut-Off Sleeves

Cute Little Farts

D. Baby on Board

Daytime Television

Dead Parents Helping

Death and Dying

Deaths of Supercelebrities

Debbie's Checkup

Disc 1 - FM & AM

Disc 2 - Class Clown

Disc 3 - Occupation: Foole

Disc 4 - Toledo Window Box

Disc 5 - An Evening with Wally Londo feat. Bill Slaszo

Disc 6 - On the Road

Disc 7 - Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not for Sale Anywhere!

Do, Take, Have, Give

Dogs Come in All Sizes

Dogs Don't Care

Doin' It Again (1990)

Domestic Terrorism

Don't Pull the Plug on Me

Don't Say to a Comedian

Download Only Bonus Tracks

Drinking and Driving

Driving in Traffic

Drug Companys Starting at an Early Age

Early Influences

Ed Sullivan Self Taught

Edward R. Murrow

Elmo's Song - Johnny Badcheck

Elmo's Song / Johnny Badcheck

Entertaining a Four Year Old

Entropy & Disorder

Euphemistic Language

Every Child Is Special

Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)

Extreme Human Behavior

F- You, I Like These Kinds of Jokes

Familiar Expressions

Family Newsletters

Farting in Public

Favorite Period of Time

Feminist Blowjob

Fifth Announcements

Fire Dept. Trip

First Announcements

First Leftfielders

First Time Funny

First Time Human Sacrifice

Flesh Colored Band-Aids

Football Cheers

For Name's Sake

For Names' Sake

Foreword, Rice Krispies

Forward / Rice Krispies

Fourth Announcements

Fourth Leftfielders

Free Breast Examinations

Free-Floating Hostility: Quote Marks in the Air / Badda-Boom, Badda-Bing / Bad Hair Day / I Heard That / My Needs Aren't Being Met / Mickey Mouse's Birthday / the Two Pandas in the Zoo / Sperm/Egg Donors, Etc. / Innocent Victims / Personal Bottle

Free-Floating Hostility

Fun You Can Have

Funeral Sayings

Fussy Eater, Part 1

Fussy Eater, Part 2

Fussy Eater, Pt. 1

Fussy Eater, Pt. 2

George Carlin Again ! (1978)

George Carlin Appearance from Comedy Magic Club (2006)

George Carlin Appearance from the Comedy Store (1999)

George Carlin Book Club

George Carlin Personal Favorites

George Carlin Vignette

George Carlin on Religion

George Carlin, Whose Latest CD Is Called George Carlin: Back in Town, Scores a Direct Hit on "Politically Correct" Language.

George Carlin: 40 Years Of Comedy (1997)

George Carlin: Too Hip for the Room

George On George

George's Best Stuff

George's Disc Jockey Theme & Show Opening

George's Disc Jockey Theme and Show Opening

God Bless America

Goin' Through My Address Book

Golf Courses for the Homeless

Grass Swept the Neighborhood

Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

Groups and Charities

Gun Enthusiasts

Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First

Guys Named Todd

Guys and Dolls Part 1: Ladies First

Handicaps / I'm Tired

Handicaps/I'm Tired

Hands-Free Telephone Headsets

Harley Davidson

Have a Nice Day - "Rice Krispies"

Have a Nice Day - "Rice Krispies

Have a Nice Day

He's Smiling Down

Heavy Mysteries

Heroes Who Died for Their Country

High on the Plane

Hitchhiking (long version)

Hitchhiking (short version)

How to Handle a Heckler

How's Everybody Doin'?

How's Everybody Doin'

How's Your Dog?

I Ain't Afraid of Cancer

I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die, 6-23-2001

I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die

I Kinda Like it When a Lotta People Die

I Used to Be Irish Catholic

I Used to Be an Irish Catholic

Interview with Jesus

Intro & I Don't Do Transitions

Intro & Toll Booths

It's Bad For Ya (2007)

It's Bad For Ya

It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions

Jammin' in New York (1992)

Jerry Hamza Interview

Joggers & Bicycles

Join the Book Club

Just Before You Die

Just Enough Bullshit

Keeping People Alert

Kids Are Too Small

Kids Are too Small

Kids and Parents: Children Are Overrated / They're Not All Cute / They're Not All Smart / Too Much Safety / Guns in School / School Uniforms / Kids Who Smoke / Anal Parents

Kids and Parents

Language of Comedy/Goodbye

Latest Disaster

Laugh? I Thought I'd Die

Lead, Follow or Get Outta the Way

Left Wing Non-Sense

Let's Beat Them with Our Purses!

Let's Make a Deal

Letter to a Friend

Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

Life Is Worth Losing

Life's Little Moments

List of People Who Ought to Be Killed

Little House on the Prairie

Little Things That Come Off Ya

Little Things We Share

Losing Your Place

Love and Regards

Man Stuff: Slugfest / Cut-Off Sleeves / Barbed Wire Tattoo / Lead, Follow or Get Outta the Way / Police Sensitivity Training

Meaning of Life

Mental Brain Thoughts

Mental Hot Foots

Minority Language: Happens to Be / Openly / Urban / Girlfriend

Minority Language

More Euphemisms

More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)

More Redundant Expressions

More Stuff on Cars & Driving:

More Stuff on Cars & Driving

More Stuff on Cars and Driving:

More Stuff on Cars and Driving

Morningside Heights

Motivation Seminars

Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful

Music on Answering Machines

Napalm & Silly Putty

New Hostility Scoreboard

New Jersey & License Plates

New News - Pt 1

New News - Pt 2

New News - Pt II

New News - Pt I

New York Voices

News Descriptions

News Hostility Scorecard

News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty

No Brown in the Rainbow

No Complaining About Politicians

No More Old People

No One Questions Things

Nuts in Cake & Toenail Clippings

Nuts in Cake and Toenail Clippings

Occupation Foole

Occupation: Foole

Offensive Language

Old Time Radio Favorites

On Location with George Carlin (1977)

One More Thing You Don't Need

Opening - "A Place for My Stuff"

Opening Sequence

Opening Squence

Opening- "A Place for My Stuff"

Opposed to Singing

Organ Donor Programs

Parents in Hell

Parents of Honor Students

Parents' Cliches & Children's Secret Answers

Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers

People I Can Do Without

People Refuse to Be Realistic

People Who Misuse Credit Cards

People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books

People Who Want to Know the Time

People Who Wear Visors

People Who Worship Their Children

Performance of 2/28/71

Person To Person

Person to Person

Physical Carlin

Playboy Channel

Playin' with Your Head (1986)

Polically Incorrect

Police Sensitivity Training

Politically Incorrect

Politically Speaking (cont'd)

Politically Speaking

Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions

Posthumous Female Transplants

Problems and Issues

Proud to Be an American

Pyramid of the Hopeless

Quotes and Stuff

R- Can Be Funny

Radio/TV Interviews

Rain. Dances. 007

Raisin Rhetoric

Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult

Random Thoughts (Recreational D-)

Random Thoughts on the Perfect Murder, the Last Meal and Flashbacks

Rats and Squealers

Reagan's Gang, Church People and American Values

Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values

Reagan's Gang, Church People, and American Values

Reality Shows (cont'd)

Red Lights & Tickets

Regional Differences

Reincarnation (Souls)

Religious People

Reporting a Bombing

Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons

Rocco Urbisci Interview - Bonus

Rocco Urbisci Interview

Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf

Rules, Rules, Rules!

S- Facts From Thailand

S- Facts from Thailand

S- in Commercials

Sanctity of Life

School Uniforms

Seagull for Thanksgiving

Second Announcements

Second Leftfielders

Secretary of Being in the Closet

Secular Beliefs

Seven Word You Can Never Say on Television

Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television

Seven WorldsYou Can Never Say on Television

Seventh Announcements

Short Exchanges

Singers with One Name

Sixth Announcements

Snapper Lawn Mowers

Snot, the Original Rubber Cement

Social Situations

Some More People Who Should Be Killed

Some People Are Stupid

Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Pugatory and Limbo

Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory & Limbo

Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo

Special Dispensation -- Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo

Special Dispensation ― Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo

Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo

Speial Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo

Sperm/Egg-Donors, Etc.

Sports Is Big Business

State Prison Farms

Structuring the Act

Stupid Bullshit on the Phone

Stupid Bullshit

Swearing on the Bible

TV Tonight: Playboy Channel / Jerry Springer / Little House on the Prairie / Willie Nelson

Takin' Off Yer Hat

Teenage Masturbation

Telephone Mimes

Television Announcers

Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'

That's a Fine Howdoyado

The 'Pre' Epidemic

The 11 O'Clock News

The 11 O'clock News

The All-Suicide TV Channel

The All-Suicide Tv Channel

The Business of Comedy

The Coney Island Recordings

The Confessional

The Ed Sullivan Show: February 28, 1971

The Elephant in the Living Room

The Evening News

The Fecal Differential

The First Enema

The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How to Titles

The Hallway Groups

The Hollywood Palace (December 10,1966)

The Hollywood Palace (October 8,1966)

The Indian Sergeant

The Jackie Gleason Show (January 25, 1969)

The Laughter Reflex

The Male Disease

The Metric System

The Original 'Person to Person'

The Planet Is Fine

The Real George Carlin (1973)

The Red Sox (Socks)

The Self-Esteem Movement

The Singer Not the Song

The Suicide Guy

The Ten Commandments

The Vegas Incident

There Is No God

They Want to Show You the Pictures

They're Not All Cute

They're Not All Smart

They're Only Words

Things I Do Not Understand About Our Country

Things We Say When People Die

Things You Don't Wanna Hear

Things You Never Hear

Things You Never See

Things to Watch Out For

Things to Watch out For

Third Announcements

Third Leftfielders

Thoughts & Facts

Three Free Jokes

Three Little Words

Timing & Delivery

Today's Professional Parents

Toledo Window Box

Too Much Safety

Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!

Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'!

Trying Stuff Out

Unrelated Things

Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal

Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) / Shoot Is Shit ...

Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)

Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow

Wasted Time / Sharing a Swallow

Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow

Watch Your Mouth

We Control Your Lives

Welcome to My Job

Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace

What Am I Doing in New Jersey ? (1988)

What a Phone Call Should Be

What's My Motivation

When I Was Young

White Guys Who Shave Their Heads

Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments

Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey)

Words We Leave Behind

Writing Techniques

Yeast Infection

You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)

You & Me (Things That Come off Your Body)

You Are All Diseased (1999)

You Have No Rights

with music, "Blues in the Night"