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Inca Eyeball

Albums

Beauty Spots (Live)

Electrocute Your Cock

Inca Eyeball Split Up!

Mommy Drank Me Under the Table

Not a Real Monkey

One Pound Fifty

Our Drummer Always Plays in the Nude

Quattro Symbolos

The Drums They Sound Like Chattering Teeth

EPs

Live in Difference

Singles

I've Just Come in Off the Boat

Leave the Country

Songs

(I Hate) Red Eggs

(I Like) Yellow Lager

(I ♥) Funny Newspapers

1992 Conkers Tournament, I Lost

3 Bad Notes + 2 Good Ones

60p for a Slap in the Subway, It Went Up

90 Years of Airraid Television

99 in the Gob II

A Dead Girl Juggling Spoons

A Dirty Speech, Made After too Much Drink 2

A Foetus Monster Stepped on My Foot

A Foothold in Showbusiness

A Happy Abortion Playing His Guitar

A Hole in His Head

A Leaf to Call For

A Million Fags Smoked in a Fortnight II

A Million Fags Smoked in a Fortnight

A Million Pints of Beer

A Nice African Painting

A Pox on Yr Pots + Pans

A Stupid Way of Life

A Suave Man's Laughter

A Ukelele Is Good Practice

Absolute Frog Instrumental

Accidental Dual Back

Afterbirth on the Carpet

Ain`t That a Real Clapper for Ya

All the Way ...

Alphabet Guitar

Am I Wasting My Time Counting the Change

Angular Soprano

Another Song About Beaky and What He Did to Me

Anything Could Happen

Appreciate the Blister

Armpitexposition

Art Is Crap, I Heard It in a Sauna

Ask Yourself This

Bad Grasp of English

Bad Jokes About Whatcha Got

Bad Jokes Told by Kissen-Mouth Gym Instructor, No Lies + Flies on Them...

Badbacksadsackslap-Ballad

Ball of the Jackboot

Bathwater Pass Floating

Be Careful You Don't Pull Your Eye Out

Be Your Own Parenthesis

Be Your Own Pathetic

Be in My Brass Band

Beat on the Bugle

Beatbox Exposed

Bedroom Disaster

Behind a Painted Chocolate Smile

Belligerent Abeyance

Bit on an Apple Full of Caps, Say Your Worst and the World's Collapsed

Black Isotopes Song

Black, Black Tunnel

Blamed for the 80's Revival

Bleeding Hot and Cold

Bloodf-ing on Easter Island

Blow in Whistlearmpit

Blow-Up Doll Song

Blue It's Nearly Black

Blue Star, Orange Flag

Bonus Mystery Track

Born in a Glass Cave All I See Is Sound

Born with Baby BuckTeeth

Bouncing Tyre Wears My Sister's Cosser

Bourgeois Collapse

Brechtian Eyeball

Bringing Soap Shop Rock into the 90s

Broken Phonecall

Broken Strapping Young See-Saw

Brushing the Bison's Teeth

Bullshit Is an Anagram of "Whiskey Pipette"

Bum Rush the Show

Burger King Town

Burst Lower Leg *3

Burst Lower Leg 4

Burst Lower Leg

Buy-These-Songs

By Placing Your Finger Alongside of Your Teeth You Can Make a Sound Which Will Change the World

Can't Control the Cats

Cancer Is My Flag

Canstanet Eyebrows 2

Cant Get Away with Feeding the Shed

Captain Crack Smokes the Magic Bus Fuel

Carcinogenis Substances Make Us Hard

Cardboard Shell the Break the Shell

Carnegie Hall Song

Carpenters on CD

Castanet Eyebrows

Cat Diagonals II

Charity Song 94

Chase Me, Gorgeous

Cheap Smut Reducer

Cheating Thee Americans

Check Your Irons

Cheeky Mister, Put 10p in a Barrell

Chew the Fat Off

Chipped Chrome, Concrete Monstrous

Churning in My Foot

Climbing Back into Your Pants

Clint, Howard and Me

Clitoris E.S.P.

Cocks and Cunts

Cold Twat Recepticle

Come in a Flute

Comfort Station Crocodile Clip

Comical Proper Skulls

Comportment Like a Fishwife

Corpse in the Mouth of the Ginger Voyeurs

Corpses in the Mouth of the Bourgoisie

Corpses in the Mouths of the Chattering Classes

Cover My Chest with Your Pretty Breast

Covert Surveillance

Crawling Insect, It's Only a Leaf

Crayon Skidder Are Our Only Hope

Creased Tinfoil Is Pain

Creature Take Tablets

Crocodile Tears

Cult Status Among Students

Dead Heavy Metal Gob

Death Lies in the Black MArks in the Crossword

Death Lines in the Black Marks of the Xword

Death of a Mischevous Creature

Decadent Waiter

Declaration of Independence

Deep Purple Plop

Defiles by Hornets

Degrading to Musicians

Developing a Nosebleed Fetish

Dharma in the Mirror

Diceman Under Doctor's Orders

Diet Secrets, Only Fish Oil

Dirty Version of 'Wonderwall' by Special Unrequest

Disco for My Cock

Don't Come Here with Your Accident

Don't Cry No Tears

Don't Think It Don't Say It

Don`t Forget Your Bog Brush

Dont Put Yr Fingers in the Life-Preserver

Double Andy Williams Album

Down by the River

Drink Half of This

Drinking Black + White Stuff in an Attempt to Unearth the Primal Sociological Truths

Drinking Whiskey Out of a Bizzoot Song

Drug - Induced British Improv-gig

Drunken Drinkin' Drunkard

Dry Black Pellet

Ducking Stools for the Aristocracy

Eating the Americans

Egg with Soldiers Is Militaristic Propaganda

Eggs with Soldiers Is Militaristic Propaganda II

Electrocute Dadder

Electrocute Papa

Electrocute Your Cunt

Electrocuting Monsters

Electrocution Derby

Elephant + Castle

Embarassing Days in C92

English Music Is Rubbish

Evening Television Bash

Every Little Hinders

Everything Leather

Expecterant Eyeball

Expose for My Tiny Pen

Exposition for Potential Eazy-E Memorial

Exposition for a Potential Charlatans Keyboard Player Memorial

Exposition for a Potential Don Cherry Memorial

Exposition for a Potential John Stevens Memorial

Exposition for a Potential Vivian Stanshall Memorial

Exposition for the Pages Between the Books

Exposition on Bottle for None Bottle

Fag - End Realities

Fancy Buffy Will 2

Fancy Buffy Will 4

Fancy Buffy Will

Fast Turning Hurts Your Ears

Fat Mick, Dead Toby and Me

Feeling the Pound Up and Down

Fianl Hour of Hexassassinist

Fifty Pence for a Slap in the Subway

Fifty-Watt Bulb

Filthy Stick Building

Final Whist Drive

Fine Alphabet Fetish

Finger Is Hoofy

Finished Cooker

First, Last and Always

Flench Crockers

Flench Hows-Your-Father

Flimsy Bass Cab

Flimsy Bass-Cab 2

Foot Lice Will Set You Free

Forced to Watch "Whose Line..." at Gunpoint

Fottled, Like My Massive Nose

Foundglasseyeatbottomofbucket

French Stock of Gruelling Notes

Fril from the Whitehospital Country IV

From a Bourgeois Cult Leader to an Old Veteran

From the Department of Extra Mural Studies

Funny Phonecalls

Garden of Frights

Get Off a Train and Look for a Reason

Get Your Americans Off

Get Your Foot Off the Laughing Gas

Getting Used to It

Ghost-Trainful of Sperm

Giant Eyeball Wedged in a Shopping Trolley II

Gibraltar, an Abortion

Gimme Gimme Teenage Foot

Gimme Gimme Teenage Rot

Ginger Golf & Galen Queen

Girl from the Black Hospital Country

Girl from the Whitehospital Country III

Girl from the Whitehospital Country II

Girl from the Whitehospital Country VII

Give "Em a Taste of Hoodoo

Give Us a Wave 2

Give a Dog a Decent Burial

Glenn's Green Bottle Connection

Glittering Golden Affray

Golden Breadbox

Gormless Juxtaposition for Stationery and Inhalers

Green Day?...Yeah

Grow Me Another Leg 2

Grunts for Silk II

Grunts for Silk

Gulliver's Anal Travels

H.I.V. Positive Is Nothing

Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer

Hands Wrapped in Carpet Gloves

Happy Happy Club

Hard Day's Nothing

Harvest Festival Hatdance

Having a Healthy Baby, Hopefully Before the Twelth of July

Having a Tatatatatata

Having the Blind Round for Cake

He's Going to Cock His Leg

Heating Thee Americans

Hell Is Bendy - Pick It Up Off the Floor and Eat It - Not More D- - Satryicon - Today Mueller - Orange Cushion - Advert for New Brand Same Name I Do Voice Over

Help Me I`m Immoral

Help Me, My Quim Is Rubbish

Ho Boiled in Oil

Holding Up Poundstretcher Only As an Example

Hon' Boiled in Oil

Hooded Villainy

Horace Goes Crackling

Horrid Disenterred Cadaver

Horrid Dismembered Corpse II

Horrid Dismembered Corpse IX

Horrid Dismembered Corpse VIII

Horrid Dismembered Corpse VII

Horrid Dismembered Corpse

Hot Dartsplayer Cold

Hot Dog Cat Food

House Brick Dick

Household Moustache Frost Bucket

How Does England Tremble

How Idle Is an Idle Threat?

How Much Interest Is There in This

How to Become Obsessed with Someone You Know Nothing About

How to Become Obsessed with Someone You Know too Much About

How to Publish a Racist Show

How to Recognise Life's Moments of Pure Unadulterated Beauty

How to Recognise Yourself in The

How to Record 200 Songs in Less Than a Minute

How to Register Disbelief

How to Rip Off Bitch Magnet and Get Away with It, Credibility Entirely Intact

Humorous Tiffin

Humpy Sodden Leafs

Hun Boiled in Oil

I Always Knew You'd Go Against the Dice II

I Always Knew You`d Go Against the Dice

I Am Belgian New Beat

I Am Harrison Marks

I Am Not a Racist II

I Am Not a Racist

I Am Talent Contest

I Am Ultima Transgression

I Am a Beautiful Stick

I Ate My Face to Stop It Falling Off

I Can Tell I've Had a Drink or Two

I Cannot Ever Sleep

I Don't Have a Man

I Don't Want to Die in Stroke

I Hate Films II

I Haven't Got a Man

I Hear You Got Injected

I Joined a Nazi S- Cult I Wore a Funny Hat

I Know Filth When I See It

I Like Myself and I Want to Live

I Love Casio Reggae

I Loved My Dog, the Hollow Juicy Bastard

I Painted Stigmata on My Hands + Feet

I Point My Rugs

I Saw You At...

I Saw a Man Kick a Dog in the High Street

I Spoke Cantonese in My Subtitled GDRD Dream

I Stand Objected

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

I Talk to the Hoosies

I Want to Marry a Racist Copper

I Was Only Being Polite 3

I'll Be the Organ Grinder, You'll Be the Monkey

I'll Be the Witch, You'll Be the Broom

I'm Arm, You're Hammer

I'm Dead Ageist

I'm Dead Bedger

I'm Dead Depressed

I'm Dead Liberal

I'm Dead Muscly

I'm Dead Racist

I'm Glad My Skin Is Sellotape

I'm Gonna Get My Head Kicked In!

I'm Gonna R- Myself

I'm Not Part of Your Community

I'm Really 'Ard

I'm Sorry but We've Just Died

I've Been Bad and I Know I've Been Bad

I've Been on the Pop

I've Gone Over...

I've Got Something to Tell You

I've Had 40 Winks

I've Had a Drink

I've Had a Fink

I've Had a Kink

I've Had a Pink

I've Had a Plink

I've Had a Rinky-Dink

I've Had a Shrink

I've Had a Stink

I've Had a Think

I've Just Come in Off the Boat

I've Kissed the Man 'O' War

If This Blue Pen Would Write the Whites Could Sing the Blues

If You Reach, You Can Turn Off the Tape

Immediate Doctor Instrumentalist

Impartial Bollocking

Inane Pop Song for Childish Reasons

Inca Eyeball's Slightly Indecent Advantage

Inca Tape on FDR

Inca-Tape on Chocolate Monk

Indecent Song, Adults Only Now ...

Industrial Metal Tickled Me Pink II

Industrial Metal Tickled Me Pink

Instrumental Exposition for Starting the Tape

Instrumental Exposition for Tattoo Mike's Sad Demise

Instrumental with My Gun

Internet Breakdown Song

Into a Sallow Cup

Into the Garden

It Started With...

It Was Only a Hit of Snack

It Was Only a Task

It Was Only an E

It Wasn't Only Me

It's Only a Bosch

It's Only a Cape

It's Only a Droop

It's Only a Hunt

It's Only a Link Song

It's Only a Perv

It's Only a Pump

It's Only a Soap

It's Only a Spoilt

It`s Only a Rope

Jamaican Music Is Rubbish

Japanese Cats II

Jaw of the Frog

Jesus, I'm decayed

Jungle Boogie '94

Just Plain Boring

Kasra Kills the Beatles

Kate's Existence Is Revealed + Can No Longer Be Referred to As "Dancefloor Ruin"

Keeling the Parrot

Key to a Bald Helmet

Killing Yourself in Brighton

King of All Cigarette Horses

Ladel in My Spoon Collection

Language of the Gutter Elevated to the Status of Art

Last Day of Summer

Let Orange Be Purple

Let Us Go into the House of the Lord

Let's Do the Parrot Sketch

Let's Get in the Mix

Let's Spoil the Baby

Lets Build a Dirty Windmill!

Level 42 in Prison

Liberal Complaining Attitude

Lick the Ice Cream

Lines Like Liquid

Lipsmackin` Les Libbers

Liquorice Stick Lick

Lit Up Plank of Wood Song

Little Fish You Play So Well

Little Fish, You Play So Well at the Game of Sickness II

Living Juice II

Lo-Fi Detestations

Looking into My Pension

Looppool - A Guitar Stretched to Its Knees

Lost His Leg in a Lively Game of Lego

Love Jumps a Generation

Lovely Old Violin

Magic Marker Mailorder

Makeover for a Sagging Hog

Making a Spectacle Out of Yourself

Mal-Au-Tete Factory

Map of Manchester Used As Toilet Paper

Marrying the Butcher for Money

Mavis the Mobile Ghost

Me, Dean & Elliott

Me, Doug & Megan

Me, Flag, Case & Gauge

Me, McCarthy, Cusack and Spader

Me, Waqiar Youms and Wasim Ackram

Meat Shop Soprano

Mediamediamedia

Medley: Right-Wing Reggae / Song Off the Tape at Work / Leg in My Heart

Men of the World

Menses D.U.S.K.

Metal, Mops and Methadone

Milk-Chocolate-Animal Music

Mind Control Cheddar

Mind Trade, Permitted Under Liberal Theology

Mint Meat / Bint Beat

Mistaken for a Mambajamba

Mistaken for a Man 'O' War

Mistaken for a Manhating Momma

Mistaken for a Map of Macclesfield

Mistaken for a Metal

Mistaken for a Mitherpot

Mistaken for a Mollusc

Mistaken for a Monocled Mutineer

Mistaken for a Moutonne

Moaning Mistake

Moment of Live S- Tension Peeling

Moment with a Murderer

Mommy Drank Me Under the Table

Mommy, What's a C92?

Montage of Clean Words and Worlds I Have Glimpsed in My Boot

More Unreadable Shit in 'Strange Things Are Happening' Magazine

Mother`s Shoes Won`t Fit Me

Move to the Beat 1988

Moving to a Mud Hut

Murder the Baby 2

Muscular Rubbish

Music for the Worms

Musical Campaign for the Removal of Authoritarian and Humourless Printers at Manchester Metropolitan University Who Have No Comprehension of the Underground Vernacular

Musical Campaign for the Removal of the Jesus Lizard

My Artistic Temperament, Looking at the Good Pictures in My Sordid Living Room

My Cheerful Apples

My Eurovision Entry, Drum Solo by an Ox and Will I Even Make the "Song for Europe" Stage

My Fantasy: a Wretched Kingdom

My Favourite Smells

My Funeral Pyre, New Order's "Everything's Gone Green" Played As Fitting Tribute

My Midlands Art Movie Accidently Dropped into the Toilet Bowl at Cannes in 1958

My Retirement Song

My Screenplay, Shot on North London Housing Estate

My Skeleton Speaks Spanish

My Sons Glowing Tooth

My Voice Upsets the Cats

Navy Blue 'Them'

Near to the Beer

Nettles Are Growing in My Window Box

Never Poison Friends

New Number Song

New York New York

Nice Gay Animal

Nice Gay Hairstyle

Night Spent on Exotic Vodkas

No Circle Spiralled and No Star Twinkled

No Use to a Pervert

No-One Will Know Better Than I II

Nobody Wants to See Your Wrists

Nockey Picker's Brylcreema Lifestyle

Noh Boiled in Oil

Noise & Techno Was My Parent's Generation, I Prefer the Sound of a Glass Eyeball Rattling About Inside My Busted Up Old Violin 0.15

Noise CD Disliked, Emits Some Funny Noises

Non Musical Youth

Not As Brilliant As It Looks

Not Very Bodacious Song

Nothing Happened 2

Nothing Happened

Noughts and Crosses Played on Fusetron Notepaper

O Death, Where Is the Sting of Thy Scythe?

O Huge Vault of Vaseline

Oat Meal Obscurity

Official Guitar

Oh Sitars, Blues

One Hundredth in Command

One in the Old Style

Only When I'm Sane

Open Cassette Box Makes More Noise

Open Letter to an Ass

Orchestral Placque

Originationals of Language

Otter's Big Flopping Gob

Our Songs Are Long

Outer Space Will Turn Your Water into Wine

Pack a Bag of Daisies

Pain of Black and Blue Bands

Painting = Ejaculation

Palace of Japan

Paradigm of Nettles

Parrot Dies in Church

Peeling the Skin from Your Fingers and Other Domestic Chores

Pencil Pen Instrumental Edit

Pencil Stubs for Tea

Peyote Dog Peyote

Pickled Wench II

Pinking Shears Song

Pipeline to Venus

Pish Fish Dish 2

Pissed on Like an Old Black Handshake

Pistol Lovers Voodoo Club

Pleasure Centre of My Brain

Plummeting Torpor

Pocketful of Cheep Razors

Poem Seen in the Dark Outside a Shop Nov 5 91 Whilst Fireworks Went Off in the Street Outside

Pointing at Things You Don't Know the Name of Can Be a Good Idea

Points Piss at Pence

Portable Pickers

Post-It Notes Are Revolutionary

Posthumous Thoughts of Hats

Power Electronics Song

Prayed Over Circulated Wallchart Diagrams

Privates on Parade

Pumping to the Beat

Punched His Cigarette Down His Throat

Punk Rock Is the Ejaculate of the Devil

Punk-Rock Sandwich Bar

Purple Stapler Divides My Eye Like a Block of Ice

Put Baby in the Picture

Put the Filth on the Fire

Quartered Eyeball

Quiet Nights and Quiet Stars

Rainspread Rain

Real Time Travellers

Recieving the Transmission Will Convince You That the English People, They Cannot Wear Sunglasses

Recorded Over a Bunny

Rehearsals Song

Repugnant Art Pastiche

Rhys, Arkle, Limp Terrence and I

Rib Detector II

Robbed with Hand

Rock 'N' Roll Is Crazy

Rock N Roll Was My Parents` Generation, I Prefer NoisAnd Techno

Rock Star Fornications

Rock That Sun Sea Sand

Roman Sandals Song

Roy Orbison Two Disregard Roy Orbison One

Rubbish Monopoly Set, with Flags and Brushes Missing from Box

Running a Moving Corpse

S-y Post Modern Groove

Samba Si, Mambo Non

Satan Comes to Earth and Gets a Job at HMV - A Rock Opera

Scissoring with Runs

Scriptures in Sorrow

Senseless Things Song

Set Fire to Fruit

She Slid into Town on a Trail of Her Own Snot

Shit in Yout Hat

Shopping List Writ Large on Fusetron Notepaper

Shopping List Written on Index Finger

Shot Off a Hand

Shot in the Bollocks

Show Me Who Has Just Died

Show Us Your Rhythm Stick

Shut Up Swashbuckling F-er

Silky to the Touch

Sing Clean Words

Skiwear Just Looks Stupid

Slapped Up Old Hut

Slogans of Love Daubed in Arabic Onto Our Beautiful New Bay Windows

Snakepit Disco Was My Parents Generation, I Prefer the Sound of a Freshly-Oiled Thigh on Filthy Catpiss Linoleum

Snow Over Interstate 80

Socialist Horse Pillow

Soh Boiled in Oil 2

Some Tin for the Cat's Ear

Somebody Out There Must Know Something

Someone Should Shut That Bitch Up

Something Came Over Me

Song About Mither

Song Overheard in the New Inn Toilets, a Woman Was SInging It to Her Friend Outside

Song Penned by the Respective Vocalist on the Eve of February the 28th 1996 for the Purpose of Being Recorded by Inca Eyeball at an As Yet Unspecified Point in THe Future (This Date May or May Not Be Noted Down Elsewhere for Inclusion on a Mooted Inca Eyeball Release to Be Heard by the Listener on the Date of _____)

Song That I 'Eard Is Dead Good / Is Supposed to Be Pretty Good

Song That LAsts 1:45

Song That Lasts 0.01

Song That Lasts 0:30

Song That Would Never Be Known As Dancefloor Ruin

Song Written on Dick, Late May

Song Written on My Left Forearm, Near the Elbow on Approximately 25th March 1996, Lost Forever

Song for the Kalimba

Song from the Top of a Well

Song of the Mind Theft Transferral

Song with Clunky Title, the Words 'Celebrity' and 'Dostoevsky' Somehow Connected, Thrown Together

Song without a Flute

Sound Effects of 'Nam '65

Sound of My Burning Foot, Crackling

Spack of the Somi Sap Bag

Speak into the Speaker

Spineless Vampire

Spirit Of... II

Spit on a Wahwah Pedal

Splattered on the Benches

Squabbling Sheath

Squelching Spree

Stack of Fatusi

Stamp Hard on My Cancer Sledge, O Shiny Pink Shelled One

Staple Juxtaposition

Stark Shoulders

Stay Close to Me

Stealth, the Magick

Sticky Misanthropy + Sepia Clip Art for an Improvisational Theme with Malicious Bone

Straight Straight Music

Strangulated Beatoffs

Stretch Your Legs on This

String Went Ping!

Stupid Soprano Saxophone Solo

Submit to Confectionary 3

Submit to Confectionary

Submit to Olesero

Sugar Daddy Money Song

Supping Surplus

Swiss Army Knife Stuck in Your Guts

T.T.K.: the Disco Xposition

TTK- the Disco Explosion

Taken to Be Mopped

Tarot Poisoning

Tattoo of an Arab

Tattooed Bloodstain

That's Got to Go in My Mouth

The Beauty of Death's Face, Xeroxed too Many Times

The Bed at the End of the Stage

The Belittling of the Brothers

The Cat Feels Feeble and the Mouse Feels Tense and the Dog Feels Just Confused

The Cat Matters

The Cat's Got a Bowl

The Cruelty of the Awareness of Your Idiocy

The Day I Didn't Kiss Anyone on the Mouth

The Day I Dragged Someone, the Spitting Image of Lol Coxhill, Kicking + Screaming from a Chimp`s Tea Party

The Day I Kicked Bertold Brecht on the Mouth 426

The Day I Kissed "Heitham" on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed 6 Brown Brothers on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Bobby Dazzler on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed David Thewlis on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Dennis Andries on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Donna Matthews on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Flash Harry on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Harry Kicks on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Ishmael Lo on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Joe-Ann Harris on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Lee Sharp on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Les Hill on the Lips

The Day I Kissed Lucious Tate on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Maxine Buttery on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Mickey Most on the Mouth 2

The Day I Kissed Mickey Most on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Mister + Missus Muck on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Mister Blobby on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Mrs. Muck on the Mouth, but Not Her Husband

The Day I Kissed Nate Tate on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed No-One on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Nobody on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Quidkid on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Robin Redbreast on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Roy G Biv on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Senator Everett McKinley on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Some Super Models on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Someone Who Had Been Drinking Vermouth on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Your Significant Other on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed Ziggy on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed a Naughty Whelk on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed a Ponce on the Mouth

The Day I Kissed the Boy Who Rang Childrens` BBC to Ask Aswad What They Thought of Twats on the Mouth

The Day I Nearly Laughed

The Day I Pulled Your Posters Down

The Day Inca Eyeball Ended

The Day a Member of Inca Eyeball Kissed Me on the Mouth

The Dya I Kissed David Thewlis on the Mouth II

The Elegant Simplicity of Neil Campbell's "Pamela Anderson" Theory

The Evil in His Eyes

The Eye in the Branch of the Tree

The Final Resting Place of a Golden Leaf, Growing in the Rancid Crack Between Art and Culture and the Nestled Treason of Postmodernism, None Shall Pass the Entrails of Its Sad Decline

The Game of Sickness

The Great Eye Is 4 Ft Tall Is Made of Glass Lives in the City Centre & Your Father Fell Over Worshipping It

The Intimidation of the Brothers

The Life of Riley Is Real

The Lord Might Heel Your Shoe

The Nation Hates Him

The Night I Heard the Bagpipes Blast

The Only Good Scab Is a Dead Scab

The Pathetic Fallacy Is Real

The Proclaimers

The Quickest Way to Get the Keys to the City of Stoke-On-Trent Is to Paint the Psychic TV Logo on the Side of the Twyfords Factory

The Sea Drinks Black Urine Out of the Sun

The Sound of My Burning Foot, Crackling II

The Sound of a Glass Eyeball Inside a Violin Was My Parents Generation, I Prefer Reissues of Old Revolting Cocks C.D.s

The Sound of a Teaspoon Rattling Against an Eggwhisk Was My Parents Generation - I Prefer the Sound of a Tablespoon Rattling Against a Sieve

The Subconscious Is Not Such a Dangerous Thing, You Know

The Swindled Raver

The Thank You List

The Whole of the Law

The World Is So Nice

Thee Ear That Punk Broke

Theme From...( )

Theme From...(Cong)

There Can Be No New Inca Eyeball Record and There Will Be No New Inca Eyeball Record

There's Nothing in the Teapot but Dope and Dinner

There's Something Wrong with Your Body, There's Something Wrong with Your Mind

They All Leave Me in the End

They All See Me, Except You

They Aren't Songs

They Do This with Their Hands III

Thirst Is Just As Well

This Grey Start

This Is What I Want, ItbMight Not Be Right

This One's Fer Me Mate II

Three Chord Kora

Three Expositions for Guitar and Tins Exposition One

Three Expositions for Guitar and Tins Exposition Three

Three Expositions for Guitar and Tins Exposition Two

Three Plaster Pigeons

Three Stupid Minutes

Three on Each Side

Throw a Big Stick

Throwing Muses II

Thursday Witch House, Pure Balearic

Tingling of the Midnight Foot

Tit-Tilting the Scalies of Justice

To Alisha Sufit Goddess of Modal Tunings

To All the Boys I've Loved Before

To Unit 4-Plus 2, Their Message Changed the Mode of My Existence

Toadstools French Diminutive

Today You Don't Live

Today, No Thoughts

Tolerance of the Bridge

Torpor, Glimpsed

Touch My Severed Limb

Transmission of "Addams Family" Dated Approx Aug 96, Popping My Ribcage Is Always Good for a Laugh

Trapping Weasels

Tree Leaf, Tea Leaf, Sea

Trombone Dramitis

Trouble at the Targetshop Talent Contest

Tweezer Made a Hol

Twenty Pence for a Tiny Pet Bird, I Give the Man His Money and Take the Bird Out Onto the Street Where I Proceed to Place It Onto the Pavement and Then Squash the Life from It with My Oversized, Muddied Jackboot

Two Seconds of Screaming

Two Sticks Glass Tango

U - Boats in the Puddle

Ukelele Solo by Special Unrequest

Ultimate Contemporary Act

Ultra Xcursion W/ Creek

Untitled Bonus 1

Untitled Bonus 2

Untitled Bonus 3

Untitled Bonus 4

Untitled Bonus 5

Untitled Bonus 6

Up the Spout Down the Spout

Utopia Banished

Vanimous / Vanamous

Vapid Stars, O Carrion of My Adolescence

Ventilator Surprise

Veronix - The Very Light

Very F-ing Profane Song

Video Footage of Coughing Blab-er

Vines Hats Heads

Vocals by a Fruit

Vocals by a Hophead

Vocals by a Pimp

Vocals by an Eel

Voltage of Air Rifle

Voyeuristic Dinner

Voyeuristic Ginger Bleatings

Voyeuristic Ginger Cake Middle

Voyeuristic Ginger Lads

Voyeuristic Ginger Mincings

Voyeuristic Ginger Rantings

Voyeuristic Ginger Typings

Wagging the Finger

Wait Right Here

Walking on the Water Is Top Comedy

Wall of the Men

Wallop the Copse

Waltz of Icebox

Wasting Taxpayers Money on Muck

Watching Salo on Fast Forward

Water Leaves Us Naked, Water Leaves Us Black

Wavering Toward Senility

We Glorify Violence

We Must Create in Order to Destroy

We're Living in Desperate Times

We're Sorry but I'm Dead Dead

Were There Coloreds?

Were There Coloureds II

Were There Coloureds IV

Wet Lucy, Bob Landy, "Herpes" and Me

What Do You Give to Someone Who Already Has Everything?

What Would You Prefer?

What a Difference I Make to Culture II

What a Difference I Make to Culture

What the F- Did You Expect

What the Young People Are Doing

What's Happening to Me ? 2

What's Happening to Me

What's Never Going to Be on the Telly

What's Up Aggin?

What's on the Telly at Seven

What's on the Telly in Forty Days Time

What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

What's the Toilet Song Story?

When I Was Young and Stupid II

When I Was Young and Stupid

Where's "Brettles"?

Where's George Melly?

Where's Kenneth Armitage?

Where's Phoebe?

Where's Pigtails?

Where's Sloop the Brave

White Bursting Banjo

Whitehospital Daily

Whitest Pitch 2

Whitest Pitch 3

Why Are You Wearing a Tent on Your Head?

Why Don't You Do Something to Help Me?

Why Don't You Talk

Why the Cooling Mist

Win a Skallywag

Win a Skellington

Winning Snips Pert to Bleed

Wisdom of the Tarnished Man

Working for Boots, Working for the Local Education Council

Worm in My Paintbox

Worth Its Wait in Plastic

Wouldn't You Just?

Wretched Day Wasted in a Nonce Bar

Yellow Silt in the Crimson Flow

Yes, with Your Hands

You Are Mister Ponce

You Belong to Me Mam

You Can't Hide from Monkeys

You Don't Meet Cows in Hospital

You Have Just Died

You Look Like a White

You Smell Like Someone Else

You'll End Up at Wilko's Like Me

You'll Make Yourself Ill with Vinegar

You'll See Some Right Costumes

You've Gotta Just Kill

Your Ass, Sweetie

Your Bat Hand's Lost Its Rigidity

Your Eyebrows Were a Deciding Factor

Your Husband Has Just Died II

Your Legs Are All Right, but What You Got Up Front Turns Me All the Way

Your Legs Are Alright but What You Got Upfront Turns Me All the Way Off 3

Your Legs Are Alright but What You Got Upfront Turns Me All the Way Off II

Your Wife Has Just Dyed Her Hair II

Yukio Mishima Surveys the Brighton Pavillion

Zambo Zambo Zamba