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Last Action

Albums

Brainrot Euromix

Devoured Stars

Extraterrestrial Archaeology

Plowing the Fields of Life

Secret Obsessions

Under the Banner or Rot

Workout

EPs

Harvesting Sentient Beings

Songs in corporation with

Dei Christ - Live in Miami (Distorting a Woodpecker, Dei Xhrist, Woods Mattress, Last Action)

Distorting a Woodpecker - Clandestine Moss Graves (Distorting a Woodpecker, Dei Xhrist, Woods Mattress, Last Action)

Distorting a Woodpecker - Time Will Come for You (Distorting a Woodpecker, Dei Xhrist, Woods Mattress, Last Action)

Eviscerating Europe with Harsh Noise Frequencies (Distorting a Woodpecker, Dei Xhrist, Woods Mattress, Last Action)

Last Action - Not All Heroes Wear Capes (Distorting a Woodpecker, Dei Xhrist, Woods Mattress, Last Action)

Last Action - Summoned Skull of a Summoned Skull (Distorting a Woodpecker, Dei Xhrist, Woods Mattress, Last Action)

Woods Mattress - Health for Death (Distorting a Woodpecker, Dei Xhrist, Woods Mattress, Last Action)

Split (Leslie Keffer, Last Action)

Split (Puruloid, Last Action)

Songs

45 Lighters on My Dresser

A Good Kisser Still Farts

A Man Died After Falling Off a Bucket of Mayonnaise & Stabbing Himself in the Heart with an Electric Drill

A Massive Error Signal Flashes Across My Ocular Feed & Blood Drips Off My Chin

A Pencil Dick Is a Man's Penis Who Has Length but No Width Like a Pencil

A Pillow Made of Rotten Banana Peels

A Plant-Based Pet Food Company in Britain Is Offering to Pay a Random Dog Owner More Than $6,000 to Sniff Your Dog's Turds for 2 Months

A Thrilling Rash of Gruesome Horrifying Murders That Resemble Old Urban Legends

Abby & Elmo Formed the Infamous Boo-Boo Busters but Humpty Dumpty's Football Dream Literally Ranked As the Worst Sesame Street Episode Ever Created

Actimel Corruption

Advanced State of Decomposition

Alchemical Symbolism & A Goat-Headed Baphomet Shaped Carrot Cake Will Not Stop the Second Coming Of Ouroboros

All Untitled Traxx

All You Need Is a Man with a Mission

Alternative Banana Clutch with Removable Strap Converts to Dick with Glowing Balls

Aluminium Teeth

Always Remember the 25-Cups-Of-Coffee Days & Stay Wide Awake in the Face of Evil

Anti-Christian Rosenkrauz & the Myth Of the Hermetically Sealed Bathroom

Argus 01

Aroma Cadaver Robusta

Automotive Adventure Assets Are on the Rise

B-tches Wanna Act Like Cat Moms but They Don't Wanna Clean Out the Litter Box

Back to Seek Revenge

Backstabbing the Eagle

Bacon Projectiles & Insuline Cocktails

Bad Grammar in the Dark Avenue

Banned Substance

Basilicum Boomerang

Battle Your Way to the Top

Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo

Bison Glue

Blood Dripped Tumble Dryer

Blowing Candles Out Goes Disastrously Wrong & Woman Loses the Right Side of Her Head

Both of His Legs Were Amputated Between His Knees & Ankles

Brain Hemorrhage with an After-Buzz

Brainrot Euromix

Branchiosaurus Toast

Brutal Siege

Burning Desires

Burning Lifeboats

Busty Babe Fingers Juicy Pussy Flaps in Soft Leather Gloves

Cannibal Tango

Catch the Riptide

Catskill Gnomes Live on in Stories Passed Down Through Generations

Chalk Memories

Cheat on Your Diet with Roadkill Corpses

Cheering at the Graveyard

Cheetos Ketchup Drip

Chemtrails Over the Autobahn

Choco-Nussa-Network

Christmas Is Coming & The Jolliest Sponge Is Ready to Rock a Pine Green Garland

Chrome Prototype

Chronic Hypoxia & Hospital-Prepared Mayonnaise in the Dead of Summer

Chronic Symptoms

Church of Wieners

Commander 19 Doesn't Care

Commander 19 Salutes You

Complicated Women with Steak Knives Plotting Their Next Moves

Conquer Your Fear

Considering We Just Had a Whole Ass Year Snatched from Us by the Plague That Shall Not Be Named, Things Are Going Rather Smoothly

Constipation & The Brutal Stench of Diarrhea Filled the Room

Controlled Impact

Converting a Beer Production Line into a Molotov Cocktail Factory

Corroded Outlook

Cotton Candy Bubble Gum Balls for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

Crashed Folder of the Infamous Pip Hoodie

Credible Reports

Critical Mincer Is the Number One Mince Band in My Neighbourhood & I Need Them to Send Me a Free Shirt

Cross Each Wall of a Diagram Exactly Once

Crucifix of Garlic

Cruisin' Down the Street

Cryptic Sigils Made Of Seitan Used To Call Forth the Almighty & Powerful Satan

Cunnilingus Cabrón

Customizable Cards That Let You Reset Life

Daddy Economizer

Dare to Darkslide

Dark Magical Curtain

Dark Wings of Danktronics

Deadly Magic Traps

Death Doesn't Always Come from Above, Sometimes It Lurks in Unilluminated Corners of Your House

Decades Quietly Passed & Righteous Souls Came & Went but the Ghost of Will Smith Lived Under the Staircase Forever

Decayed Tricorder

Degradable Compound

Demonic Legacy

Density of the Soil

Despite His Meathead-Like Disposition, the Man Continued to Demonstrate Serious Creative Chops...

Devoured Stars

Devoured by Darkness

Diesel Fuel Is Injected into the Cylinder

Dim Corridors of Dread

Discussing the Future of Horror with the World's Greatest Stephen King Fanboy While Eating Pistachio Nuts

Disproportionate Measures Will Lead to Your Demise

Disturbed Metabolism

Doing a Fat Rail of Your Culture on the Toilet During an Elton John Concert

Don't Believe the Gatekeepers That Whisper Everything Is Gonna Be All Right... Don't Be Fooled, Tomorrow Is a Big Pile of Funky Shite

Don't Interrupt the Crusade for Radioactive Noisecore Destruction Amigos

Don't Show These Song Titles to Your Grandmother Cause She Might Vomit on Your Comic Book Collection

Don't Sweat the Technique but Keep a Towel on Your Lap in Case the Drip too Damn Nuts

Double Whammy Banger

Driven Mad Before He Fled Civilization to Become a Wild Man of the Woods

Driven by Obsession

Driving a Wooden Stake Through the Heart of the World's Last Vampire

Drooling Over the Artwork of Warhammer While Dreaming About Powerful Space Marines Invading the Smelly Bedrooms of Experienced Modellers

Drowning Device

Each Puke Bucket Includes a Colorful Removable Anti-Splash Back Apparatus Designed to Reduce Messy Situations

Early Pencils of the Grit

Ejaculating in the Face of the Enemy

Embrace Narrowly Focussed Interests & Break the Chains of Joe Public

Embracing Despair

Emoji Visions While Taking a Shower Post-Poop to Maintain the Best Overall Butt Health

Endless Piles of Dick Cheese

Enmeshment

Enter in Disguise

Enterobius Vermicularis Gameplay

Erectile Dysfunction

Eternal Drip

Ever Since They Invented Hello Kitty the World Hasn't Been the Same

Evil Sorcerers & Fugly Magicians Hungry for Knowledge Are Knocking on Heaven's Door with a Sledgehammer

Exaggerated Cylinder

Excavating Charred Remains

Exhaust Ejector

Farting Loudly at the Lyricists Lounge

Fear of Being Told to Isolate

Fifteen Tin Soldiers Stormed the Gates of Hades & Were Blown to Pieces by a Synthetically Designed Mecha-dragon

Fire at the Will of Dracula

Fired at Point-Blank Range

Flamethrower from the Past

Flip the Board

Flip the Switch

Floodland Mascara

Form a Line of Meat in the Shape of a Sausage & Rub Your Hot Spermatozoa on the Sides with Gentle Brush Strokes

Fresh Scenes from Animal S- Farms

Frozen Visitors

Fuzzy Father Figure by Day & Gruesome Noisecore Werewolf by Night

GFT OK

Gastritis Gobbler

Gastrointestinal Tract

Gigantic Dogs Changing Direction

Gizzards Eaten by Incursive Decay

Grandiose Testimony of the Ancient Forest Dwellers

Grind

Growing Crops

Hail Omicron Da Destroyer

Hail Rodney Mullen

Harvesting Sentient Beings

Have You Ever Faced a Backlash Over a Silly Joke -!

He Plants His Footsteps in the Sea

He Pointed at an Enormous Platter of Donuts That Were Poisoned with Fentanyl

Heightened Concerns About Security

Heinous War Crimes

Hellbent on Revenge

Herbie Hancock's Nephew Called & He Wants His iPad Back

Hidden Patterns & Uncomfortable Messages That Turn Out to Be Realer Than Real

Hiding a Pickle in the Tree

High-Speed Objects Spotted by Dismembered Tourists

His Admirable Life-Goal Was to Blend Heavy Duty High-Performance with Questionable Terrible Aesthetics

His Gusto Cleared the Room

His Neon Pink Wet Suit Held His Skin Together As His Rib Cage & Upper Stomach Were All Completely Exposed

His Training Routine Was Downright Dangerous & He Also Flaunted a Famously Chiselled Physique

Hold Your Ground & Shit Your Pants Because Things Are About to Get Rowdy

Hooded Nocturnal Creatures

Hostile Place

How Can a Woman Know If Her Vagina Is Tight or Loose ?

How Many Balloons Does It Take to Fill Your Brown Cave ?!

How to Transport Bananas on a Boat

Hyperbolic Functions Are Analogues of the Ordinary Trigonometric Functions

I Couldn't Do It Alone So I Brought a Whole Gang of Mutants to Melt Your Nugget & Pound Your Eardrums

I Just Stared at the Flickering Blue Computer Screen & It's Glorious Traces of Light Swarming Towards My Soul Ready to Be Eaten Alive by Pixels of Death

I Reek of Aperol Spritz

If You Absolutely Can't Listen to Your Heart at Least Listen to Someone Who Has Smoked Weed Before

If You Are Not Hyphy Now You Never Were

If You Got Five on It You Can Stand in the Back

Impending Gloom

In Perfect Sync with Satan

Indulgence in Bestial Instincts

Inherently Evil

Intensive Care

It Looks Like the Situation Is Clearly Spiralling Out of Control Cuz We Got 13 Cyber Rats + 17 Birds Ready to Commit Homicide

It's About to Go Down

It's Always Easier to Laugh at a Dead Man

It's the Jump Off Right Now

Jerking Off in a Wellness Hotel to Very Rare Never-Seen-Before Clips of Royal Life

Join Hands in Each and Every Scrapyard

Kill Team Weekender

Knock on Windows

KÃKÃ PĮPĮ

Lack of Creativity

Lady Kopstand Has No Pantoffels

Last Action Side

Last Action Simply Thought It Was the Menopause but My Outrageous & Truly Worrisome Symptoms Were Actually a Rare Cancer

Lavabo Tango

Lawnmoner Breath

Legitimate Eco-Terrorism

Lelouch Lamperouge Woke Up in the Middle of the Night but Never Wanted to Spend His Hard-Earned Dollars on Some Over-The-Counter Sleep Aids

Les Meilleurs Itinéraires

Let the Gore Times Roll

Life Is Basically Just a Twisted Side-Scrolling Platform Adventure

Life's a Glitch & Then You Accidentally Travel to Another Dimension Only Wearing Silver Crocs & a Self-made Tinfoil Hat

Lifestyle Submarine Platform

Live @ Radio

Live @ Support Global Noise - Kortrijk - 10/01/2025

Live Aktion 1

Livin' on the Edge on a Crumbling Rooftop in a Not So Distant Future

Lost at Ikea

Lost in Cyberspace with a Belt Buckle the Size of Texas & a Sealed Package of Intenso Roasted Coffee Beans

Low-Flying Black Triangles

Lullaby Stories About Pre-Meditated Attacks with Extreme Violence & Winter Wonderland Unicorns

Lysotossil Cocktail

Magic Underwear

Magical Potions & Prophetic Powers

Magma Wasabi

Magnetic Closure

Making Art at the Abortion Clinic with Stuff They Don't Need Anymore

Mangled Face

Manifestations of the Quest for Control

Manipulative Evil

Many Factors Can Cause Stool to Smell Foul but Experimentation Leads to the Winning Formula

Many Traxx

Mask Up Lads

Master Juicer

Maturing Damp Fumes & The Ultimate Power of Hybrid Mechanisms

Mauled to Death by Dogs with Rabies

Megaton Gender Reveal Party

Melting a Cop's Brain Until It Turns into a Puddle

Mental Exhaustion

Micro-Machine

Milking Satan's Prostate

Modded Entities & Hugely Detailed Dreamscapes

Morbid Volvo

Mortuary Murk

Muster Up the Excitement

Mutations in Domestic Animals

Neither of Us Embarrassed Ourselves During the Creation of This Instant Classic but We Did Get Shit on Our Fingers While Wiping Our Ass

New Directions & Essential Inclusions Part 3200

No Coppers No Cry

No Matter What the Bitter Critics Say Short Music for Short People Will Always Be a Classic Compilation

Now Pardon Me but This Mortuary Dr- Is Perfect for a Night Out at McDonald's

Nutella-Tribune

NutriPops Poop Nuts

Obnoxious Flashlights

Obtained by Core Drilling

Oh Boy Gosh Have We Earned It

Oh Well Hello There Mam, We're Here to Collect Your Grandma's Stoma Bags Since We're Cooking a Delicious Goulash for the Entire Neighbourhood

Omnipresent Carrier of Disease

On the Grip Tape

One

Ordering Traditional Black Metal Jewellery on Aliexpress

Overwhelmed & Drained

PS6 for Sale

Pantheon of Biscoff

Parade of One Hundred Demons

Paradisaical Gardens & Gates of Pearl

Parapsychopathic Parachute Records Is Working on Some Seriously Obscure DIY Releases

Partial Recovery of Vision

Peace & Love to Mokum Records for Dropping Technohead's Beautiful I Wanna Be a Hippy Classic in 1995

Pecker Fuzll of Shit

Performer Compact

Persuaded Colossus

Petting

Place the Placenta on a Cookie Sheet and Put in the Oven on the Lowest Possible Setting

Planet Mayonnaise

Please Apply for a Copyright on the Contents of Your Own Mind & Make a Backup Copy of Your Memories Asap

Poor Ventilation Can Have Serious Consequences

Potentially Hazardous Concepts

Power Nap 2.0

Processing Human Flesh

Professionally Falling Behind

Projecting Cursed Images on Soft White Walls

Prostate Biopsy Reveals Aggressive Cancer

Puffadder Shyshark Soup

Pull Out the Draco & Put These Lames on Blast

Pure Horsepower

Purple Nuggets of Doom

Purple Stretch Marks During Puberty

Quiet Hiking Trails Disturbed by Flesh Eating Maggots

Rapid Penetration in the Fashion of a Piledriver

Rat Boy meets the Jugga Bunny

Reduced Performance

Regurgitated Food for the Chicks That Don't Want to Head Home When the Music Stops

Remember When James Hetfield Wanted to Blow the Universe into Nothingness

Replace Lost Limbs with Robot Limbs - Join the Amputee Community

Replace Your Memory with Megabytes

Report Anomalies in Radar Blips

Reservoir for Beneficial Gut Bacteria

Rest in Power Lord Infamous

Return to the Slum

Revenge of the Pleiadians

Revenge of the Usurper

Reverse Cowgirl Anal

Road Rage Revival

Roam the Forest

Roasted Cunt Flavour

Roblox Anthrax

Ruptured Elastin

Rusted Armor

Sacred Spaces Associated with Long Dead Ancestors

Salami Derby Broadcast System

Scorched Earth

Send in the Horses Cause These Hounds Are F*cked in the Head Monsieur

Several Holy Grails for Sale

Shady Portals to Another Dimension

Sharing Rails with Baron Von Sniffelhausen in a Scarcely Lit Bathroom on the Fourteenth Floor of an Abandoned Warehouse

Sharing a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato with an Uptown Girl Called Karen

Sharp Crescent Horns Made of Catalan Fuet Flavored with Garlic

Sharpening the Axe

Sharpzilla & The Blade

She Handled Her Nudity & Gore Like a True Champ Before Jumping Off the Cliff

She Lost Control, Miserably Failed to Realize the Situation & Had S- with His Corpse

She Recently Learned That Eating Oily Fish Was Good for Your Memory & Your Brain So from That Day on Her Panties Smelled Like Dying Fish

Short Term Swindlers

Shout Outs 2 the Salami Brothers & Jawdroppin' Airport Nipple Slips Caught on Camera

Silhouette of Death

Single & Ready to Count an Entire Warehouse of Pringles

Sinister Blackberry

Skeftoholic

Skeleton Yōkai

Skimming Devices Are Back on the Rise

Skin the Opps Alive with Your Cock

Smearing Extra Wasabi Under the Eyelids of a Cop That's Chained to a Germ Infested Toilet

Smooching

Social Ills Radar

Someone Send Some Oxycontin in the Mail, My Beard Is Turning Grey, I Can't Feel My Face & I'm Listening to Narcanshot Spit Bars

Something Truly Evil Came from the Depths of Hell & Bit Off His Leg at the Knee

Sometimes Our Mind Wanders Off into the Vast Unknown & Comes Back with Forgotten Nostalgia That Freezes Time & Space

Spiking Drinks with Diarrhea

Spongy Bread with a Slice of Infected Tissue from the Wound

Spooktastic Bubblegum

Stalking & Killing People by Use of Bladed Tools

Star Spangled Jenner

Stay in Your Lane & Mind Your Business Lads

Steak Tartare Made of Removed Hemorrhoids

Stealing Shoe Polish in Oostende

Storm of the Brat's Brain

Str8 Up Doin It for the Vine

Stranded Passengers

Strategic Minds

Strawberry Mocktail Confusion

Stress-Induced Unhappiness

Stretch the Arms of Your Flex Brotha & Repeat on the Opposite Side

Strumbling Through Your Taste in Fine Ass Music

Successful Heist

Suge Knight's Escape Room

Sunglasses Concealing Our Lifeless State

Sunlight Soap Opera

Super Colossal Tyrannosaurus Turd

Super Thin Silver Bullet

Supernatural Placebo Effect

Surgefire in the Mixer

Surrounded by Animals

Survival Training

Surviving a Malevolent Invasion

Sustaining an Early Leadership Position

Tackle Your Burnout

Take Power into Your Own Hands... It Will Be Easier for Us to Reach Agreement

Tap the Screen to Unlock an Extra Hidden Track

Tasteless & Crude Sentiments Rained Down on Us After the Viewers Started Judging a Profitable Corpse-Driven Slapstick

Tell Me Why My Cheeseburger Has Gone Cold

Temporary Infections

Tension Builder Deluxe

Tentacles of Freedom

Terabyte Killah

Terahertz Maniacs Unite

Terminal Piston Engine Love

The Backpacker Found in the Australian Outback Will Be Asked to Explain Why He Smells So Strongly of Prostitutes

The Balancing Act

The Bear Lions Rivalry Is Something We Can Discuss While Crackin' a Cold One but If You're Not Happy to Drink with Thousand Other Tigers You Just Might Not Be a Real Flamingo After All

The Beautiful Sound of Gnashing One's Teeth

The Blood Swollen Tampon Slides Right Out of Her Disgusting Meaty Hairy Pussy

The Bloody Rise of the QR Code & How It Has Forever Changed Our Social Habits

The Bridge Is Under Pressure & Is on the Verge of Collapsing in Front of Our Very Eyes

The Ceremony of Bad Bugs

The Consistency of Quicksand

The Consistency of Wet Beach Sand

The Crisis Stage

The Dolphins Became Agitated Because the Female Lifeguards Had Saggy Titties & The Animals Went Straight into Hyperdrive

The Eclectic Shaman Blended Etherial Folk & Psychedelic Rock to Distract the Crowd During the Season of the Witch

The Engine Purrs As His Slightly Disabled Feet Make the Necessary Transition from Clutch to Gas

The Failing Hope of an Old Man

The Fascinating the Number 23 Appears in Many Mysterious Coincidences & First Came to My Humble Attention at the Old Conspiracy

The Festering Stench of Rotting Flesh Has Been Making Me Drool Since the Very First Time I Jammed Exhume to Consume

The Ghost of John McAfee Will Return to the Tectonic Plates

The Honeymoon Stage

The Illustrator Pikachu Holo Card Occupies a Rare Echelon in the Hobby & Will Instantly Elevate Any Collection to a World-Class Level

The Love Handles on the Side of His Humongous Belly Looked Like Blubber but Felt Like Abraded Rubber Scr-d from the Bottom of the Barrel

The Names of the Dead Are Seared into My Brain but the Names of the Living Are Like the Untested Components of a Strange Dish I've Never Made

The National Rifle Association Promised Me a Couple of Million Dollars for Mentioning Their Name in a Song Title

The Need for Security Is the Principle That Motivates All Human Behavior

The Old Hawaiian Sailor Said He Would Return to the Water As Soon As Possible & Feels No Animosity Towards Sharks

The Phonk May Come in the Shape of a Smelly Sock with the Logo of a Soda Company

The Possibility of Death Looms Large

The Real Question Remains... Are Fish Evil ?!

The Righteous Path

The Serpent & The Stalker

The Seventh Starship

The Shark Fins Provide Texture but the Real Taste of the Soup Comes from an Excessively Damp Menstrual Pad That's Providing the Distinct Taste & Putrid Ingredients

The Smokers Cough Cocktail Is a Mouthwatering Combination of Jägermeister & Mayonnaise Mixed Together in a Shot Glass

The Star Was Encircled by Giant Circles of Dust That Fuelled Life on Our Planet

The Suffocating Waves of Lyfe

The Tiger Wants Salami

The Timing Couldn't Be Better

The Trap of Adulthood Part 73

The Warrior Abandoned His Bodybuilding Career and Stepped into the Ring

The World's Biggest Turd Belonged to a Viking

Their Tactics Yield Little Game

Then Repeat

There Goes the Neighborhood

There Seems No End to the Bestiality of Men

These Devils in My Brain Will Never Shut Up

They Celebrated with Colorful Confetti When Part of the Large Intestine's Lowest Section Slips Outside the Muscular Opening at the End of the Anus

They Couldn't Afford the Full Moon Variant So They Brought Home a Replica of Daredevil's Underwear

They Discovered a Dead Body in an Abandoned Car That Was Basically a Pale Mannequin

They Lost Track of Time & Stayed Up All Night Waiting for Spontaneous Human Combustion

They Pulled His Intestines Out with a Plastic Tube the Size of a Straw

They Were Dependent on Market Factors Rather Than Fundamental Economic Considerations but Before Their Shift Was Over They Knew Work Sucked Donkey Balls

This Adventure Sure Was Worth It

This Is Not a Drill Folks... This Is Just the Worst Thing to Ever Leak into Your Playlist Ever & All the Better for It

Three

Throwing Wood Fired Pizza Slices at Earthquake Birds

Throwing a Starving Panda on the Barbie

Tiki Mug in the Shape of a Mutilated Dick

Time Machine Under Sea

Transmutating Rapture

Transportive Vampire

Travel the World & Piss in the Seven Seas

Treading on Uncertain Ground

Trigger Indigestion in the Morning

Triggered by a Rapid Change in Head Movement We Are Now on a Carousel in Our Bedroom Surrounded by the Comfort of Our Own Home

Try This New Tool to Destroy Your Life

Turning a Punctured Cranium into a Fancy Hawaiian Poké Bowl

Two Can Play Dat Game Brah

Two

Unconscious Muscular Exertions Got Us Talking to the Spirit of Alvin Lucier

Under the Doormat You Will Find True Luxury

Under the Indifferent Heaven They Slumber

Underground Dragons at the Burial Place

Unicorn Shaped Jigsaw

Unicorn Shaped Sausage Rolls with Fondant Icing & Nigella Seeds

Unintentional Torment Pushed by Flesh-Possessing Demons

Uninvited Guest

Unmanageable Workload

Unprecedented Power Loss

Unstructured Days Promise Fun & Freedom

Untitled

Unusual Avocado Peeling Methods

Upside Down

V8 Burger Diet

Vampiric Bloodlust

Vectors in the Swimming Pool

Vintage Aesthetic Noisecore with Extra Mayonnaise & Cucumber Served Cold

Violent Climax

Violent Storm II

Violent Storm I

Visibly Petrified

Vital Hardship

Wacky Characters Sharing Mocktails

Watching Rare Videos of Charlemagne Palestine Drinking Fancy Red Wine

We Just Spotted a Dressed Up Herd of Brachiosauruses on the Side of the Highway

We're All Familiar with Particularly Violent Vomiting Episodes Aren't We...

We're All Surrounded by Exhausted Midwives Who Were Stretched to Their Limits...

We're All Victim of Life

We're All Victims of Bad Luck

We're Going from Relatively Stable to Complete Struggling

We've Gone & Upped the Ante with a Tradition That Makes Building Snowmen Look Positively Dull

Wear Disposable Gloves & Read Handy Tricks from a Professional Anal Surgeon on How to Keep Your Bum from Smelling Like a Putrid

Wedding Cake Haze

Weird New Colors in the Crayon Box

Welcome to the Mind of a Savage That's Destined to Be a Misfit Till He's Dead in the Ground

Well-Trained Labrador Retrievers Galloping into the Endless Savannah

What Do You Know About Mörser's Two Hours to Doom Album & Can You Name 3 Songs ?!

What Would the Plunderphonics Do ?!

When Kindness Has Left...

Where the Slime Lose

Wield Your Sword in the Direction of the Common People

Worcestershire Sauce & Anal Foreplay

World Events Will Reach a Climax

Writing a Ten Page Essay on Booka Nile's Menstrual Period That Has Extensive Chapters on Heavy Blood Loss & Deeper Meanings of the Secret Period Blood Color Chart

Yeah Brah Truth Foreals I Have Been Sittin' Alone Diggin' Up Bones

Yo Yo Yo...A New Player Has Entered the Tournament

Young Diva Better Than You

Your Favorite Room in the House Can Suddenly Become the Most Hated...

Your Mother Is a Deceiving Troll Spouting Toads Instead of Words

Your Surroundings Are Moving & You Will Soon Master Your Panic

Your UNO Card Won't Save You Here Cowboy

Your body Is Smart So Don't Ignore It When Your Vagina Tries to Tell You Something...

Yums & Long Tees

Y€S I Saw Aphex Twin in the Lobby

Zebra Bone Marrow

Zonked

Zorlok

Zwan Party Rolls Pollute My Facebook Feed

Zwip

Zword