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Lobster Assault

Albums

Oops! We Recorded Again!

The Best Of...

Songs

*pfft!* the Movie

...That New Gangster Movie

2 Quarts of Cooties...

3-Way Vocal Attack! BLARGH!

A Cunning Experiment

A Depiction of Reckless Teen Behavior

A New Activist Strategem

A Shocking Confession

An Infomercial

Anal Lenses?!

Anne Frank's Diarrhea

Any Given Sunday...

Betty Boop Is Married to Manard Fillmore

Blast 182

Bob the Jack-In-The-Box

Briskness

Burp-Core!

Burp-core!

Cancer: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Carnival Grind

Coffee Grind

Complete Lack of Distortion Vapors

Complete Lack of Talent Vapors

Contemplating Impermanence Upon a Mountain Top

Copper

Curious George and the 50 Foot Well

Dark Bone

Def Con Carne

Def-Jam 4

Discussion and Debate

Doot Doot Noisecore

Drum n' Bass Special

Emo Glasses Are Neat

Enough with the Jew Jokes Already!

Exclusive: 2nd Lobster Assault Song Ever!

Exclusive: First Lobster Assault Track Ever!

Family Phallus

Fetal Incapacitation

From the Makers of Jaws...

Fun Strategy Board Game: Risque'

Gay-Bola

Go Pacemaker. Go!

Goaterade

Grinding Hessians

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

Hemorrhoids Are Not a STD!

Himmler's Choo Choo / You Go Girl / Def Jam 4

Himmler's Choo Choo

Himmler's Choo-Choo

Honey, I Shrunk the Cock N' Balls

Hot Dog Starts with 'H'

How to Be a Goth

I Watched Star Trek...

In Recent Jews...

Intro: You're Not a Magic Lobster!

Introducing: 98 Pounds

Introducing: Bal-Sagoth

Introducing: Mortician

Intro

It's My Party!

It's for Pussies...Get It? Harharhar!

It's the Only Possible Solution! (Joke Book From Hell 4)

It's the Only Possible Solution!

Jesus Shaves

Jew-Do Training

Joke Book From Hell 3

Joke Book From Hell 5

Joke Book From Hell 6

Joke Book from Hell 3

Joke Book from Hell 5

Joke Book from Hell 6

Just Another Lobster Assault Classic...

Koodies Trilogy

Leave It to Hoover

Lesbian Carpet Lickers

Long Pause Before Bonus Tracks

Mary Jenkins?

May I Meet Your Yeast Infection?

Meshugraind

Mess Up #1

Mess Up #2

Mess Up #3

Mex-Files

Minstrel Cramps

My Grandfather Died in the Holocaust...

NAMBLA vs. "Little Boy"

Naked Whipper Rules

Nazis Interrogate a Clock...

Nigerian Athletes with Syphilis Association

Not That Time!

Opening with a Joke

Osama Bin Laden's True Influence Revealed!

Our Keyboard Is More Noise Than You!

Our Keyboard Is More Noise Than You

Outro

Pointless Noisecore Idiocy

Pokemon Gone Horribly Awry

R-d by Wally the Walrus

Racist Joke #134

Rare Mouthing of the Mic!

Reading Comics to Deaf People

Red Pants Have Been Conformatized

Reguarding Your Boobs...

Root Beer Float Award

Sesame Street Announcement

Short Lil' Noisecore

Shortest Song Ever!

So Much for Boy Scouts

Steel...

Stupidity Drecnhed Hateful Noisecore Session

Teen Magazine Questionaire

That Announcer on Battledome Was Cool

That SUCKED!!!

That Wasn't a Song Title!

The Song with Way Too Much Drums

The Song with Way too Much Drums

Thus Spake the Knight Rider!

Tom Brocha!

Troy McAlzheimer's...

U.C.L.A. - I.C.3.P.O.

U.c.l.a. - I.c.3.p.o.

Uh-Oh! Cheese Grater!

Unknown Tracks

Unknown

Untitled

V-8 Engines...

What Kind of Tuba Are You?

What the Hell Is Peter Talking About?

What's Your Anti-Christ?

Who Wrote the Kama Sutra?

Who's Killing the Cat?

Why Did the Lobster Blush?

Worst Live Tracks Ever

You Go Girl!

You Stuck in the 90's ?!

e the Cold!

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