Mitch Benn
Albums
Radio Face
Sing Like an Angel
The Unnecessary Mitch Benn
Where Next?
Songs in corporation with
Sing Like an Angel (Mitch Benn & Rick Wakeman)
Baby I'm Sorry (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Boy Band (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Budget Air (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Can't do Disco (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Chambers of the Heart (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Glam on a Budget (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
God Is On Everyone's Side (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Hard to Shock (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
He Don't Look Right (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
I Love My Phone (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
I Want (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
I'm Proud of the BBC (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
I'm Still Here (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
IKEA (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Lonesome Fuhrer (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Lullaby for the Real World (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Minute's Noise for John (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Never Went Though a Smiths Phase (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Now He's Gone (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
One-Way System Blues (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Please Don't Release This Song (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Quantum Mechanics (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Right Now Baby (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Sometimes You Just Can't Move for Elton John (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Song for Europe (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Stab a Burglar (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Steal This Song (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Stinky Pants (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Tea Party (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
The Hardest Song in the World to Find (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
The Interactive Song (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
The Library (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
The Queen Mother (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
These Ghoulish Things (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
This Ain't Your Country Anymore (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
This Year's Boy (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Too Much Money (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Waving at the Poor (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
We Haven't Got a Clue (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
West End Musical (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
Win 1 Lose 1 (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
World of Warcraft (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)
A Minute's Noise For John (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Chambers of the Heart (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Glam On A Budget (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
IKEA (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Right Now Baby (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Sometimes You Just Can't Move For Elton John (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Steal This Song (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
These Ghoulish Things (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
This Ain't Your Country Anymore (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
This Year's Boy (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Waving At the Poor (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)
Songs
(My Name Is) Macbeth - Live
(My Name Is) Macbeth
17 Months
180 Years
2020 Can Do One
2020 Can F-ing Do One
2020 Vision
4% of People
A Brexit Wish
A Goth at Hallowe'en
A Jolly Careful Christmas
A Kinkster's Lament
A Minute's Noise for John
A New Cold War
A Song About Space
A Song That's Not About Brexit
A Song for Brexit Meltdown Day 1
A Song for Brexit Meltdown Day
A Tax of Lies
A.I.
AITA?
Advertising Sky TV
African Baby
Aftermath of the Duel
Ain't No Party Like a Tory Party!
Ain't No Party Like a Tory Party
Air Guitar Ist Wunderbar
Alien Overlords
All My Friends Are P-bots
All Things...
All You Have Is Hate
All the Small Stuff
All-Result Football Song
Alternative Energy Song
Alternative Right
Always a Planet
Am I the Asshole?
Ambushed with Cake
American Cars
Andorra
Android Boy Band
Ant & Dec Are Onto You
Ant and Dec Are Onto You
Any Day but Valentine's Day
Anything for Christmas 03:48
Anything for Christmas
Are We Gonna Mess This Up Again?
Article 50 Day
Article 50 Today
Ashes & Dust
Australia
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
Autoerotic Asphyxiation
BRIAN!
Baby I'm Sorry
Back Out in the World Again
Back into Lockdown
Battle of Hastings
Beat Up Old Stratocaster
Beatles Biopics
Bee Adventure
Bee Gees Exam Questions
Beggars
Beside the Seaside
Best of Edinburgh Fringe Shows 2014-2016
Birthday Girl
Blind Stoned Cowboy
Bling Monks
Bloody Nowhere Man
Blowin' on the Wind
Blue Passports
Bob Dylan Does Radio 4
Bob Dylan's Goldfinger
Bob Dylan's Unused Theme for Goldfinger
Bob in Sweden
Bono Edits the Today Programme
Bonus Track
Books
Bored Bill
Boris Come Tae Scotland
Boris Doesn't Care
Boris Johnson Blues
Borisland
Born in Mud!
Bouncy Druids
Boycott Björk
Break Up the Regiment
Brian & George
Brian and George
Bring the Futból to Me
Britain Is Great
British Useless and Proud
Broke the Bank This Christmas
Brown Nappy
Budget Air
Bullshit Rules the World
Bundh
But I'm Not There
Caffeine
Caffine
Call It Christmas
Call Me During Doctor Who and I'll Kill You
Call the F-ing Election
Camden Folk Song
Can I Be Certain?
Can't Get Home for Christmas
Ceasefire
Chambers of the Heart
Chapter 10
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chasing the Count
Chemical Reaction
Chewie Sings the Blues
Christmas Single
Christmas Songs
Christmas Whether You Like It or Not
Church of Santa
Climbing the Walls
Comedy Saved Britain
Comfortably Dumb
Coming Back to You
Country & Western Court
Crap Shag
Crap Your Pants
Crazy
Daffodils
Dangerous Curves
Dave
David Bowie Was
Dear BBC
Denial
Departure Lounge Blues
Dick Rowe
Die in Prison
Digital Double
Disgustingly in Love
Do It without Me
Doctor Who Girl
Doctor Who
Doing It on Purpose
Dominic Cummings Is a Twat
Don't Be a Dick
Don't Eat the Sandwiches
Don't F**k Up the Sequel to Blade Runner
Don't F- Up the Sequel
Don't Have the Soup
Don't Mean a Thing without You
Don't Mention the Gnome
Don't Murder Hallelujah
Don't Need Us No More
Don't Take Selfies
Down in the Countryside
Dr Rowan Willams
Dr Rowan Williams
Dr Who Girl
Dr. Rowan Williams
Dr. Who Girl
Dunning Kruger
Dying Poor Is No Laughing Matter
Early 1980s Record Collection
Ed Sheeran Gets Everywhere
Elvis Died for Us
Elvis Sings the News
Eminem Gets Remarried
End Credits
End of Part One
English Heritage
Enter Dr. Van Helsing
Epilogue
Every Day Is April Fool's Day
Everybody Got Pinged
Everybody Hates Us
Everybody in America Is Female
Everybody's Elvis
Everyone's Gone
Everything Is Blowin' in the Wind
Everything Is Blowin'
Everything You Are
Everywhere's Uphill
Expanding the Universe
F**k All
F*ck It, It's Christmas
F- All
F- It, It's Christmas
F- It
F- Off Nadine
F- That Guy
F-ing Had It with You
Facebook Blues
Fail Up
Famous People's Cars
Feeling Every Single Minute
Fifty Years
Final Deal Vote
Final Twitter Song
Five One
Flat Earthers
Flat Eathers
Floating Voters
Floaty Spaceships!
Floaty Spaceships
Flowers
Floyd's Message
Four Little Piggies
Foxey Sargeant Major
Foxy Sergeant Major
Frank Dies
Gabriel's Blessing
Gas Gas Gas
Gay Marriage
Gecko Man
Gecko-Man
George W Saves Northern Ireland
George W in Britain
German-Italian Relations
Get Out of That Tree
Get Outta That Tree
Getting Older
Give Me My Wine
Global Warming Song
Global Warning Song
Go Green
God Is One Everyone's Side
God Is on Everyone's Side
God's Election Statement
God
Going to the Fringe
Goodbye Gregg Jevin
Goodbye Polar Bear
Google Cars
Gosh Kim Jong
Great Marmite Spill
Green Revolution
Had It Up to Here with the Reaper
Hamlet's Soliloquy
Happier New Year
Happy Birthday BBC 7
Happy Birthday War [Shock & Awe Mix]
Happy Birthday War
Happy RHTPOTIWIMDID
He Took My Phone
He'll Never Lie to You
Hello Aliens!
Help Us Iron Chicken
Here Come the French
Hole in My Soul
Hope for the Future
Hoverboards
How I Feel About My Face
How's Your 2021 So Far
How's Your 2021?
Humorous Healing
Hush a Bye Boris
I Am Dracula
I Can't Do Disco
I Can't Listen to Boris Johnson Anymore
I Can't Listen to Boris Johnson
I Could Get Ten Years for This
I Don't Do Fashion
I Don't Like to Be Beside the Seaside
I Don't Remember
I Don't Wanna Adult
I Don't Want to Be a Jedi
I Got Covid
I May Have to Murder James Blunt
I May Just Have to Murder James Blunt
I Stole Your Heart
I Think Therefore I Am
I Was Born
I Will Submit
I'm Beginning to Suspect
I'm Dead
I'm Fabulous!
I'm Fabulous
I'm Proud of the BBC
I'm Re-evaluating James Blunt
I've F-ing Had It with You
I've Seen Too Much
I've Seen too Much
If Dogs Ruled the World
If I Lived on a Comet
If You Boo England
Ikea
Imagine You Were Mine
In Denial
In My Shed
In Our Little World
In the Empire
Incontrovertible Facts
Interesting Times
Interrupt Your Enemy
Intro
Iron Chicken Magic
Is It Really Only Me?
Is the 37th Beatle
It'll Be Alright on the Silent Night
It's About Time
It's Another Rock Festival
It's Immoral
It's Mother's Day
It's Our Fault
It's the Summertime
James O'Brien
Jedward Soup
Jetman
John Lewis Nightmare
John Simpson
Jonathan Returns
Jonathan and the Vampire Brides
Judas
Just Keep Believing in Brexit
Just One Good Thing
Just a Few Friends
Keir Starmer Do Something
Ken Russell's Dead
King of Twitter
Knut Isn't Cute Anymore
Knut Leaves Berlin
Kyrgyzstan
Lament for Ophelia
Larry
Last Christmas
Laughing Matters
Leave 'Em Where They Are
Legacy
Less Than Seven Years
Let 'Em Drown
Let Dolly Rule the World
Let's Keep Boris There Forever
Let's Tango
Liam Is Easily Confused
Liamworld
Life on the Savannah
Living in Hipocracy
Llandudno
Logical Fallacies Rhumba
Logical Fallacies
Lonesome Fuhrer
Long Division
Long Long Time
Look at My Tower
Lord of the Rings Excerpt: Wizard in a Blizzard
Los Corbynistas
Losing Our Marbles
Love Handles
Love Your Love Handles
Lucy Dies and Rises Again
M6
MI5 Agents Can't Fight
Macbeth (My Name Is)
Macbeth
Major Ivan
Make Yourself a Sandwich
Mancuinans
Mancunians
March On!
Marginal Constituency
Married in Portmeirion
Massive Christmas
Medium Rarities Vol. 1
Meghan & Harry
Message in a Different Bottle
Michael Gove Is Already There
Michael Gove Is Raving
Middle Aged Child Prodigy
Militantly Reasonable
Mina
Minecraft
Minister of Health
Mirrored
Miserable Christmas
Mitch Benn
Moon Baby
Morrissey Potter
Mother's Day
Motorway Food
Motorway Prayer
Moving to Scotland - "Clean" Version
Moving to Scotland
Mr Mugabe
Multiple Mitch
Multiple Personality
Mutant Algorithm
My Girlfriend Is an Alien
My Mini
MySpace
Nah Mate
Naughty
Nelson Mandela Is an Evil Genius
Nelson Mandela: Evil Genius
Never Fly without a Teapot
Never Went Through a Smiths Phase
New Manchester Yankees United
No Soup
No Sweary Words
No Where to Boldly Go
Nobody Voted for Dominic Cummings
Non Toxic Masculinity
Nostalgia Isn't What It Used to Be
Not Bitter
Not Everybody Has to Imagine
Not Watching Line of Duty
Not on the Moon
Not the Droids You're Looking For
Nothing Funny
Nothing Like Me
Nothing Really Matters Anymore
Nothing to Do
Now Is Time for Healing
Obamabamabama
Oh Dear, Dave
Oh Elon
Oh Engerland
Oh Jamie Oliver
Oh, North Korea
One Year of Boris
One-Way System Blues
Only Kevin Bacon Can Save Us Now
Only in California
Open the Pod Bay Doors, Please Hal
Ophelia
Outro
Oven Ready
Overdone It a Bit
Overture - Jonthan on the Train
Own Your Sh!t
Own Your Shit
Panto Season
Parsley
Party Animals
Peace Had Its Chance
People of Earth
Peter Tatchell
Please Don't Release This Song
Poisonous Frogs
Political Dinosaurs
Pose with a Phone
Prime Numbers
Procrastination
Prologue and the Ghost
Public Service Announcement
Pull Up Ya Pants
Quantum Mechanics
Queen of the Pirates
Radiohead Idol
Radiohead's Hidden Message
Re-Evaluating James Blunt
Red Christmas
Red Nose in the Sunset
Register to Vote
Remainers
Remember George Canning
Remember to Forget All About It
Restart Brexit
Richard Dawkins
Right Now Baby
Rishi Sunak Hasn't
Road to Aberstwyth
Robin Hood but Backwards
Rock 'N' Roll Zombie Apocalypse
Rock N' Roll Zombie Apocalypse
Rock and Roll Hall of Death
Rubber Woman
Rubbish
Run Away Matt Hancock
S******* C******** (Country Song)
S********** C*********
STILL GONNA DO IT
S__________ C_________
Sad Santa
Sailing on the Demeter
Scandal Fatigue
Scary Wierdos
Seems Like a Great Idea
Send for Laertes
Shark Pokin'
Shovelling Money
Shut Up About Hitler
Sing Like an Angel
Sing Something Funny
Singalong with Alien
Singing Comedian
Sir Mick
Size Zero
Sleep Patterns
So F-ing Beautiful
Social Distancing
Somali Pirate Song
Somalia
Somebody Decapitated Ringo
Something's Farting Out in Space
Sometimes Gay
Sometimes Love
Song About Bob
Song for Bill
Song for Europe
Song for the Labour Conference
Song for the Labour Confrence
Sorry Dave
Sorry We Ate Your Missionary
Soup!
South Downs Cowboy
Space Fetus
Space Is Gay!
Spaghetti Junction
Stab a Burglar
Stalinworld
State of Emergency
Steal This Song
Still Gonna Break My Heart
Still Gonna Do It
Stop Pretending Everything Is OK
Strange Hallowe'en
Stress
Substandard Workshy Blues
Sue Gray
Surprisingly Good So Far
Surrendered Husband
Susanna Reid
Swindon Town
Swindon
Tabloid Journalists
Tailgatin'
Take It All Away
Take Me Back Home
Tell Me That I'm Ugly
Ten Songs to Save the World
Tenuous Beatles Connections
Terra's War
Terra's World
Terra
Thank F- It's Christmas
Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every Day
That's Brexit
That's Enough, Marcus Rashford
The Aldi Run
The Alternative Energy Song
The Answer
The Antennae
The Anus Song
The Apathy Song
The Astra Zeneca Vaccine
The Baby Bear Must Die
The Ballad of Dominic Cummings
The Ballard of Dominic Cummings
The Bass Player in a Country & Western Band
The Beans They Are A-Grindin'
The Best of Times
The Blue Wall
The Bowling Green Massacre
The British Can't Handle the Snow
The Church of Elvis
The Day Facebook Went Down
The Devil and a Hard Place
The Duel
The French Are Coming to Get Us
The Gays Have a Got AIDS
The Good Days
The Government's Friends
The Graveyard
The HS2
The Hammer and the Nail
The Higgs Boson
The History of Comedy
The Hunting Song
The Illusory Cyclical Nature of Time
The Internet Explained
The Iron Chicken Speaks
The Jester
The Last Christmas
The Library
The Long Medley
The Man That She Deserves
The Masochism Tango
The Mitch Benn Doctor Who Podcast
The Mitch Benn Just Missed Christmas Podcast 2013
The Mumbai Song
The Music Tree
The Office Christmas Party
The Players
The Play
The Point
The Pope Said
The Pope Wants Vicars
The President Is Crazy
The Real 007
The Rock & Roll Zombie Apocalypse
The Russians
The Second Wave
The Shortest Serving Prime Minister
The Smiths: the Musical
The Somali Pirate Song
The South Downs Cowboy
The Suitors
The Sun, the Moon and the Stars
The Trees Are Farting
The True Meaning of Christmas
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Weird Will Save the World
The Weirdest Week of the Year
The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be
The Wonder of Food
The World's Cleverest Idiot
These Ghoulish Things
They Didn't F**k Up the Sequel to Blade Runner
They Didn't F- Up the Sequel
Thirty Years without Me
This Ain't Your Country Anymore
Time Has Lost All Meaning
Time to Say Goodbye
Titanic Party
Toddlin' Along
Together on Your Own
Tom Cruise
Too Bloody Hot
Too Many Jokes
Too Much Money
Too Optimistic
Tour De Londres
Tragic Old Misery Tour
Transforming the Egg
Translating Football Chants into German
Troy Hurtubise
Trump Isn't Here
Trump and Macron
Try Not to Die
Try Singing This
Twits
U-Turn
Under the Bus
Useless F*ckppigs, Morons, C*nts
Useless F-pigs, Morons, C*nts
Vaccinate Your Kids
Valentine's in Lockdown
Vatican City Blues
Venice Has Flooded
Victoria Did
Vote for Us
We Come from Azerbaijan
We Could All Go Any Minute
We'll Follow You Home
We'll Move on When You Move Out
We've Earned This Christmas
Wear a Mask
Welcome to COP26
Western Samoa
Whaddya Mean?
What Do You Do with a Bloke Who Was Pope
What Do You Do with a Bloke Who's Pope
What Do You Do with a Pope...
What Have You Done to My Eyes?
What Have You Done to My Eyes
What Kind of Year
What Shall We Do with the British Sailors?
What We Need Is a Hurricane
What Would Elvis Do?
What Would Elvis Do
What the Hell Am I Doing in This One?
What's He on About Now?
What's a Skeptic?
Whatever Kind of Christmas You Can
Whatever Kind of Christmas
When I Get the Vaccine
When I'm Dead
When You Zoom
When You're Done Talkin' About Love
When You're a Spy
Where Did All the Grown Ups Go
Where Did All the Grown-Ups Go?
Where Did All the Horses Go?
Where Next?
Where's Little Ted?
Where's Me Bloody Hat?
Who Were the Beatles?
Who's Moving into My House?
Who's the Scariest Monster?
Why Are All Comedians Lefties?
Why Aren't You Dancing
Why Don't You All F- Off
Why Is Argentina There?
Why Is Everyone Mean to the Germans?
Will Silvio Stay?
Win One Lose One
Wish Me Luck
Woke As F-
Wombat Rap
Would It Were No So
Wrath of the Wurzels
You Ate All the Pies
You Broke My Heart
You Can Stick Your Blue Tick
You Can't Do Topical Jokes Anymore
You Shouldn't Have
You Smell but I Love You
You Won't Become Magnetic
You Wouldn't Say That
You're Not James Bond
Zinedine Zidane
Zombie Jesus Chocolate Day