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Radio Face

Sing Like an Angel

The Unnecessary Mitch Benn

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Sing Like an Angel (Mitch Benn & Rick Wakeman)

Baby I'm Sorry (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Boy Band (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Budget Air (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Can't do Disco (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Chambers of the Heart (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Glam on a Budget (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

God Is On Everyone's Side (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Hard to Shock (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

He Don't Look Right (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

I Love My Phone (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

I Want (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

I'm Proud of the BBC (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

I'm Still Here (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

IKEA (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Lonesome Fuhrer (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Lullaby for the Real World (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Minute's Noise for John (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Never Went Though a Smiths Phase (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Now He's Gone (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

One-Way System Blues (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Please Don't Release This Song (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Quantum Mechanics (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Right Now Baby (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Sometimes You Just Can't Move for Elton John (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Song for Europe (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Stab a Burglar (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Steal This Song (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Stinky Pants (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Tea Party (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

The Hardest Song in the World to Find (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

The Interactive Song (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

The Library (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

The Queen Mother (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

These Ghoulish Things (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

This Ain't Your Country Anymore (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

This Year's Boy (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Too Much Money (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Waving at the Poor (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

We Haven't Got a Clue (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

West End Musical (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

Win 1 Lose 1 (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

World of Warcraft (Mitch Benn & The Distractions)

A Minute's Noise For John (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Chambers of the Heart (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Everything Sounds Like Coldplay Now (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Glam On A Budget (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

IKEA (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Right Now Baby (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Sometimes You Just Can't Move For Elton John (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Steal This Song (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

These Ghoulish Things (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

This Ain't Your Country Anymore (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

This Year's Boy (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Waving At the Poor (Mitch Benn & the Distractions)

Songs

(My Name Is) Macbeth - Live

(My Name Is) Macbeth

17 Months

180 Years

2020 Can Do One

2020 Can F-ing Do One

2020 Vision

4% of People

A Brexit Wish

A Goth at Hallowe'en

A Jolly Careful Christmas

A Kinkster's Lament

A Minute's Noise for John

A New Cold War

A Song About Space

A Song That's Not About Brexit

A Song for Brexit Meltdown Day 1

A Song for Brexit Meltdown Day

A Tax of Lies

A.I.

AITA?

Advertising Sky TV

African Baby

Aftermath of the Duel

Ain't No Party Like a Tory Party!

Ain't No Party Like a Tory Party

Air Guitar Ist Wunderbar

Alien Overlords

All My Friends Are P-bots

All Things...

All You Have Is Hate

All the Small Stuff

All-Result Football Song

Alternative Energy Song

Alternative Right

Always a Planet

Am I the Asshole?

Ambushed with Cake

American Cars

Andorra

Android Boy Band

Ant & Dec Are Onto You

Ant and Dec Are Onto You

Any Day but Valentine's Day

Anything for Christmas 03:48

Anything for Christmas

Are We Gonna Mess This Up Again?

Article 50 Day

Article 50 Today

Ashes & Dust

Australia

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

BRIAN!

Baby I'm Sorry

Back Out in the World Again

Back into Lockdown

Battle of Hastings

Beat Up Old Stratocaster

Beatles Biopics

Bee Adventure

Bee Gees Exam Questions

Beggars

Beside the Seaside

Best of Edinburgh Fringe Shows 2014-2016

Birthday Girl

Blind Stoned Cowboy

Bling Monks

Bloody Nowhere Man

Blowin' on the Wind

Blue Passports

Bob Dylan Does Radio 4

Bob Dylan's Goldfinger

Bob Dylan's Unused Theme for Goldfinger

Bob in Sweden

Bono Edits the Today Programme

Bonus Track

Books

Bored Bill

Boris Come Tae Scotland

Boris Doesn't Care

Boris Johnson Blues

Borisland

Born in Mud!

Bouncy Druids

Boycott Björk

Break Up the Regiment

Brian & George

Brian and George

Bring the Futból to Me

Britain Is Great

British Useless and Proud

Broke the Bank This Christmas

Brown Nappy

Budget Air

Bullshit Rules the World

Bundh

But I'm Not There

Caffeine

Caffine

Call It Christmas

Call Me During Doctor Who and I'll Kill You

Call the F-ing Election

Camden Folk Song

Can I Be Certain?

Can't Get Home for Christmas

Ceasefire

Chambers of the Heart

Chapter 10

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chasing the Count

Chemical Reaction

Chewie Sings the Blues

Christmas Single

Christmas Songs

Christmas Whether You Like It or Not

Church of Santa

Climbing the Walls

Comedy Saved Britain

Comfortably Dumb

Coming Back to You

Country & Western Court

Crap Shag

Crap Your Pants

Crazy

Daffodils

Dangerous Curves

Dave

David Bowie Was

Dear BBC

Denial

Departure Lounge Blues

Dick Rowe

Die in Prison

Digital Double

Disgustingly in Love

Do It without Me

Doctor Who Girl

Doctor Who

Doing It on Purpose

Dominic Cummings Is a Twat

Don't Be a Dick

Don't Eat the Sandwiches

Don't F**k Up the Sequel to Blade Runner

Don't F- Up the Sequel

Don't Have the Soup

Don't Mean a Thing without You

Don't Mention the Gnome

Don't Murder Hallelujah

Don't Need Us No More

Don't Take Selfies

Down in the Countryside

Dr Rowan Willams

Dr Rowan Williams

Dr Who Girl

Dr. Rowan Williams

Dr. Who Girl

Dunning Kruger

Dying Poor Is No Laughing Matter

Early 1980s Record Collection

Ed Sheeran Gets Everywhere

Elvis Died for Us

Elvis Sings the News

Eminem Gets Remarried

End Credits

End of Part One

English Heritage

Enter Dr. Van Helsing

Epilogue

Every Day Is April Fool's Day

Everybody Got Pinged

Everybody Hates Us

Everybody in America Is Female

Everybody's Elvis

Everyone's Gone

Everything Is Blowin' in the Wind

Everything Is Blowin'

Everything You Are

Everywhere's Uphill

Expanding the Universe

F**k All

F*ck It, It's Christmas

F- All

F- It, It's Christmas

F- It

F- Off Nadine

F- That Guy

F-ing Had It with You

Facebook Blues

Fail Up

Famous People's Cars

Feeling Every Single Minute

Fifty Years

Final Deal Vote

Final Twitter Song

Five One

Flat Earthers

Flat Eathers

Floating Voters

Floaty Spaceships!

Floaty Spaceships

Flowers

Floyd's Message

Four Little Piggies

Foxey Sargeant Major

Foxy Sergeant Major

Frank Dies

Gabriel's Blessing

Gas Gas Gas

Gay Marriage

Gecko Man

Gecko-Man

George W Saves Northern Ireland

George W in Britain

German-Italian Relations

Get Out of That Tree

Get Outta That Tree

Getting Older

Give Me My Wine

Global Warming Song

Global Warning Song

Go Green

God Is One Everyone's Side

God Is on Everyone's Side

God's Election Statement

God

Going to the Fringe

Goodbye Gregg Jevin

Goodbye Polar Bear

Google Cars

Gosh Kim Jong

Great Marmite Spill

Green Revolution

Had It Up to Here with the Reaper

Hamlet's Soliloquy

Happier New Year

Happy Birthday BBC 7

Happy Birthday War [Shock & Awe Mix]

Happy Birthday War

Happy RHTPOTIWIMDID

He Took My Phone

He'll Never Lie to You

Hello Aliens!

Help Us Iron Chicken

Here Come the French

Hole in My Soul

Hope for the Future

Hoverboards

How I Feel About My Face

How's Your 2021 So Far

How's Your 2021?

Humorous Healing

Hush a Bye Boris

I Am Dracula

I Can't Do Disco

I Can't Listen to Boris Johnson Anymore

I Can't Listen to Boris Johnson

I Could Get Ten Years for This

I Don't Do Fashion

I Don't Like to Be Beside the Seaside

I Don't Remember

I Don't Wanna Adult

I Don't Want to Be a Jedi

I Got Covid

I May Have to Murder James Blunt

I May Just Have to Murder James Blunt

I Stole Your Heart

I Think Therefore I Am

I Was Born

I Will Submit

I'm Beginning to Suspect

I'm Dead

I'm Fabulous!

I'm Fabulous

I'm Proud of the BBC

I'm Re-evaluating James Blunt

I've F-ing Had It with You

I've Seen Too Much

I've Seen too Much

If Dogs Ruled the World

If I Lived on a Comet

If You Boo England

Ikea

Imagine You Were Mine

In Denial

In My Shed

In Our Little World

In the Empire

Incontrovertible Facts

Interesting Times

Interrupt Your Enemy

Intro

Iron Chicken Magic

Is It Really Only Me?

Is the 37th Beatle

It'll Be Alright on the Silent Night

It's About Time

It's Another Rock Festival

It's Immoral

It's Mother's Day

It's Our Fault

It's the Summertime

James O'Brien

Jedward Soup

Jetman

John Lewis Nightmare

John Simpson

Jonathan Returns

Jonathan and the Vampire Brides

Judas

Just Keep Believing in Brexit

Just One Good Thing

Just a Few Friends

Keir Starmer Do Something

Ken Russell's Dead

King of Twitter

Knut Isn't Cute Anymore

Knut Leaves Berlin

Kyrgyzstan

Lament for Ophelia

Larry

Last Christmas

Laughing Matters

Leave 'Em Where They Are

Legacy

Less Than Seven Years

Let 'Em Drown

Let Dolly Rule the World

Let's Keep Boris There Forever

Let's Tango

Liam Is Easily Confused

Liamworld

Life on the Savannah

Living in Hipocracy

Llandudno

Logical Fallacies Rhumba

Logical Fallacies

Lonesome Fuhrer

Long Division

Long Long Time

Look at My Tower

Lord of the Rings Excerpt: Wizard in a Blizzard

Los Corbynistas

Losing Our Marbles

Love Handles

Love Your Love Handles

Lucy Dies and Rises Again

M6

MI5 Agents Can't Fight

Macbeth (My Name Is)

Macbeth

Major Ivan

Make Yourself a Sandwich

Mancuinans

Mancunians

March On!

Marginal Constituency

Married in Portmeirion

Massive Christmas

Medium Rarities Vol. 1

Meghan & Harry

Message in a Different Bottle

Michael Gove Is Already There

Michael Gove Is Raving

Middle Aged Child Prodigy

Militantly Reasonable

Mina

Minecraft

Minister of Health

Mirrored

Miserable Christmas

Mitch Benn

Moon Baby

Morrissey Potter

Mother's Day

Motorway Food

Motorway Prayer

Moving to Scotland - "Clean" Version

Moving to Scotland

Mr Mugabe

Multiple Mitch

Multiple Personality

Mutant Algorithm

My Girlfriend Is an Alien

My Mini

MySpace

Nah Mate

Naughty

Nelson Mandela Is an Evil Genius

Nelson Mandela: Evil Genius

Never Fly without a Teapot

Never Went Through a Smiths Phase

New Manchester Yankees United

No Soup

No Sweary Words

No Where to Boldly Go

Nobody Voted for Dominic Cummings

Non Toxic Masculinity

Nostalgia Isn't What It Used to Be

Not Bitter

Not Everybody Has to Imagine

Not Watching Line of Duty

Not on the Moon

Not the Droids You're Looking For

Nothing Funny

Nothing Like Me

Nothing Really Matters Anymore

Nothing to Do

Now Is Time for Healing

Obamabamabama

Oh Dear, Dave

Oh Elon

Oh Engerland

Oh Jamie Oliver

Oh, North Korea

One Year of Boris

One-Way System Blues

Only Kevin Bacon Can Save Us Now

Only in California

Open the Pod Bay Doors, Please Hal

Ophelia

Outro

Oven Ready

Overdone It a Bit

Overture - Jonthan on the Train

Own Your Sh!t

Own Your Shit

Panto Season

Parsley

Party Animals

Peace Had Its Chance

People of Earth

Peter Tatchell

Please Don't Release This Song

Poisonous Frogs

Political Dinosaurs

Pose with a Phone

Prime Numbers

Procrastination

Prologue and the Ghost

Public Service Announcement

Pull Up Ya Pants

Quantum Mechanics

Queen of the Pirates

Radiohead Idol

Radiohead's Hidden Message

Re-Evaluating James Blunt

Red Christmas

Red Nose in the Sunset

Register to Vote

Remainers

Remember George Canning

Remember to Forget All About It

Restart Brexit

Richard Dawkins

Right Now Baby

Rishi Sunak Hasn't

Road to Aberstwyth

Robin Hood but Backwards

Rock 'N' Roll Zombie Apocalypse

Rock N' Roll Zombie Apocalypse

Rock and Roll Hall of Death

Rubber Woman

Rubbish

Run Away Matt Hancock

S******* C******** (Country Song)

S********** C*********

STILL GONNA DO IT

S__________ C_________

Sad Santa

Sailing on the Demeter

Scandal Fatigue

Scary Wierdos

Seems Like a Great Idea

Send for Laertes

Shark Pokin'

Shovelling Money

Shut Up About Hitler

Sing Like an Angel

Sing Something Funny

Singalong with Alien

Singing Comedian

Sir Mick

Size Zero

Sleep Patterns

So F-ing Beautiful

Social Distancing

Somali Pirate Song

Somalia

Somebody Decapitated Ringo

Something's Farting Out in Space

Sometimes Gay

Sometimes Love

Song About Bob

Song for Bill

Song for Europe

Song for the Labour Conference

Song for the Labour Confrence

Sorry Dave

Sorry We Ate Your Missionary

Soup!

South Downs Cowboy

Space Fetus

Space Is Gay!

Spaghetti Junction

Stab a Burglar

Stalinworld

State of Emergency

Steal This Song

Still Gonna Break My Heart

Still Gonna Do It

Stop Pretending Everything Is OK

Strange Hallowe'en

Stress

Substandard Workshy Blues

Sue Gray

Surprisingly Good So Far

Surrendered Husband

Susanna Reid

Swindon Town

Swindon

Tabloid Journalists

Tailgatin'

Take It All Away

Take Me Back Home

Tell Me That I'm Ugly

Ten Songs to Save the World

Tenuous Beatles Connections

Terra's War

Terra's World

Terra

Thank F- It's Christmas

Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every Day

That's Brexit

That's Enough, Marcus Rashford

The Aldi Run

The Alternative Energy Song

The Answer

The Antennae

The Anus Song

The Apathy Song

The Astra Zeneca Vaccine

The Baby Bear Must Die

The Ballad of Dominic Cummings

The Ballard of Dominic Cummings

The Bass Player in a Country & Western Band

The Beans They Are A-Grindin'

The Best of Times

The Blue Wall

The Bowling Green Massacre

The British Can't Handle the Snow

The Church of Elvis

The Day Facebook Went Down

The Devil and a Hard Place

The Duel

The French Are Coming to Get Us

The Gays Have a Got AIDS

The Good Days

The Government's Friends

The Graveyard

The HS2

The Hammer and the Nail

The Higgs Boson

The History of Comedy

The Hunting Song

The Illusory Cyclical Nature of Time

The Internet Explained

The Iron Chicken Speaks

The Jester

The Last Christmas

The Library

The Long Medley

The Man That She Deserves

The Masochism Tango

The Mitch Benn Doctor Who Podcast

The Mitch Benn Just Missed Christmas Podcast 2013

The Mumbai Song

The Music Tree

The Office Christmas Party

The Players

The Play

The Point

The Pope Said

The Pope Wants Vicars

The President Is Crazy

The Real 007

The Rock & Roll Zombie Apocalypse

The Russians

The Second Wave

The Shortest Serving Prime Minister

The Smiths: the Musical

The Somali Pirate Song

The South Downs Cowboy

The Suitors

The Sun, the Moon and the Stars

The Trees Are Farting

The True Meaning of Christmas

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

The Weird Will Save the World

The Weirdest Week of the Year

The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be

The Wonder of Food

The World's Cleverest Idiot

These Ghoulish Things

They Didn't F**k Up the Sequel to Blade Runner

They Didn't F- Up the Sequel

Thirty Years without Me

This Ain't Your Country Anymore

Time Has Lost All Meaning

Time to Say Goodbye

Titanic Party

Toddlin' Along

Together on Your Own

Tom Cruise

Too Bloody Hot

Too Many Jokes

Too Much Money

Too Optimistic

Tour De Londres

Tragic Old Misery Tour

Transforming the Egg

Translating Football Chants into German

Troy Hurtubise

Trump Isn't Here

Trump and Macron

Try Not to Die

Try Singing This

Twits

U-Turn

Under the Bus

Useless F*ckppigs, Morons, C*nts

Useless F-pigs, Morons, C*nts

Vaccinate Your Kids

Valentine's in Lockdown

Vatican City Blues

Venice Has Flooded

Victoria Did

Vote for Us

We Come from Azerbaijan

We Could All Go Any Minute

We'll Follow You Home

We'll Move on When You Move Out

We've Earned This Christmas

Wear a Mask

Welcome to COP26

Western Samoa

Whaddya Mean?

What Do You Do with a Bloke Who Was Pope

What Do You Do with a Bloke Who's Pope

What Do You Do with a Pope...

What Have You Done to My Eyes?

What Have You Done to My Eyes

What Kind of Year

What Shall We Do with the British Sailors?

What We Need Is a Hurricane

What Would Elvis Do?

What Would Elvis Do

What the Hell Am I Doing in This One?

What's He on About Now?

What's a Skeptic?

Whatever Kind of Christmas You Can

Whatever Kind of Christmas

When I Get the Vaccine

When I'm Dead

When You Zoom

When You're Done Talkin' About Love

When You're a Spy

Where Did All the Grown Ups Go

Where Did All the Grown-Ups Go?

Where Did All the Horses Go?

Where Next?

Where's Little Ted?

Where's Me Bloody Hat?

Who Were the Beatles?

Who's Moving into My House?

Who's the Scariest Monster?

Why Are All Comedians Lefties?

Why Aren't You Dancing

Why Don't You All F- Off

Why Is Argentina There?

Why Is Everyone Mean to the Germans?

Will Silvio Stay?

Win One Lose One

Wish Me Luck

Woke As F-

Wombat Rap

Would It Were No So

Wrath of the Wurzels

You Ate All the Pies

You Broke My Heart

You Can Stick Your Blue Tick

You Can't Do Topical Jokes Anymore

You Shouldn't Have

You Smell but I Love You

You Won't Become Magnetic

You Wouldn't Say That

You're Not James Bond

Zinedine Zidane

Zombie Jesus Chocolate Day