Pam Ayres
Albums
Some of Me Poems and Songs
Songs in corporation with
2021-03-15: Just a Minute, Series 86, Episode 4 (Jenny Eclair hosts with Paul Merton, Shappi Khorsandi, Julian Clary & Pam Ayres)
Songs
A Slight Howsyourfather
A Tale of Two Settees
A-Z
About Jokes.
About Jokes
Accents and Animals
Aerobics
After the Jubilee
All too Much of a Fag
Ambush Story
Ancient and Modern
Animals
Arthur Dan Steely the Novelty Act
Ayres on the Air III
Ayres on the Air II
Ayres on the Air I
Battery Hen
Behold My Bold Provider
Being Overweight.
Being Overweight
Being an Older Mum.
Being an Older Mum
Bonemeal
Bournemouth
Brimbledon Fair
CD 1
CD 2
Call Out the Mountain Rescue!
Car Wash Black and Blues
Chat
Childhood in the Vale of the White Horse.
Childhood in the Vale of the White Horse
Chorleywood
Christmas Eve.
Christmas Eve
Clamp the Mighty Limpet
Cling to Me Nigel
Clive the Fearless Birdman.
Clive the Fearless Birdman
Clive, the Fearless Birdman
Close Together: Far Apart
Coping
Count Me Out
Crabby Christmas
Dear Lord Litchfield
Do You Think Bruce Springsteen Would Fancy Me ?
Do You Think Bruce Springsteen Would Fancy Me?
Don't Kiss Me
Don't Sell Our Edgar No More Violins
Don't Sell Our Edgar No More Viollins
Don't Start
Dont Bother, I'll Do It Myself
Dump It!
Episode 1, 5 July 2004
Episode 2, 12 July 2004
Episode 3, 19 July 2004
Episode 4, 26 July 2004
Ever Since I Had Me Op.
Ever Since I Had Me Op
Fancy Dress Party
Father Dear Father Come Home with Me Now
Fling Another Chair Leg on the Fire Mother
Fling Another Chair Leg on the Fire, Mother
Fling Another Chair On the Fire Mother
Fling Another Chair on the Fire Mother
Fordham
Frock Horrors
Gardener's Delight
Global Warming
Good Will To Men, Give Us Your Money
Good Will to Men, Give Us Your Money
Goodwill to Men, Give Us Your Money
Gym Slip Ups
Hello Australia Hello
Hello Australia, Hello
Hello Long Distance, Is That You?
Henery My Son
HeneryArranged by My Son
Honey
How Can That Be My Baby?
How God Made the Duck Billed Platypus
How God Made the Duck-Billed Platypus
How I Loved You Ethel Preedy
How I Loved You, Ethel Preedy
Howsyourfather
I Am Going to Kill My Husband
I Am Ready Mr Prescott
I Am Ready, Mr Prescott
I Am a Cunning Vending Machine
I Am a Witney Blanket
I Don't Want to Go to School Mum
I Don't Want to Go to School, Mum
I Fell for a Black and White Minstrel.
I Fell for a Black and White Minstrel
I Love a Little Narrow Boat
I Loved an Antique Dealer
I Want to Go Home
I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth
I'm A Starling ... Me Darling
I'm Going to Be Surgically Enhanced.
I'm a Starling ... Me Darling
I'm a Starling... Me Darling
I'm a Starling...Me Darling
I'm a Witney Blanket
I'm the Dog Who Didn't Win a Prize
If I Only Had My Glasses, I'd Be There
If I'd Only Had My Glasses I'd Be There
If Only Once Again My Hair Would Sprout
In Defence Of Hedgehogs
In Defence of Hedgehogs
In Fear Of the Butcher
In Fear of the Butcher
Intro to Akoroa Cannon
Intro to Basil
Intro to Battery Hen
Intro to Crabby Christmas
Intro to Don't Kiss Me
Intro to Don't Start
Intro to Glasses
Intro to Global Warming
Intro to I Want to Go Home
Intro to Knitter
Intro to Portaloo
Intro to Puddings
Intro to St Tesco
Intro to Starlings
Intro to Valentine
Introduction.
Introduction
Jenny Jenkins
Jim
John Joe Polonio
Joining Up
Joining the Gym
Jones the Invisible Man of the Third
Knitted Swimming Suits at Guppy's Camp
Learning French
Let It Be Me
Like You Would
Limericks
Littering
Little Laurence Greenaway
Little Lawrence Greenaway
Little Nigel Gnasher
Lord Franklin
Map Reading.
Map Reading
Minnie Dyer
Miss Grundy and the Grand Hotel
Mixed Ward
Ned Sails in the Sunset
News from the Villages
No Alarm on the Flight Deck
Not Cricket
Not You Basil
Not You, Basil
Oh I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth
Oh I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth.
Oh I Wish I'd Looked After My Teeth
Oh No... I Got A Cold
Oh No... I Got a Cold
Oh No...I Got a Cold
Oh! I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth
On Comparing My Husband to Robbie Burns
On White Horse Hill
Once I Was a Looker and So Was My Spouse
Optician / Cardboard Box
Pam Ayres And the Embarrassing Experience WithThe Parrot
Pam Ayres and the Embarrassing Experience WithThe Parrot
Pam Ayres and the Embarrassing Experience with the Parrot
Pam Ayres' and the Embarrassing Experience with the Parrot
Peeping Tom
Please Will You Take Your Children Home Before I Do Them In
Please,Will You Take Your Children Home Before I Do Them In
Poor Dad
Puddings - A Slice of Nostalgia
Puddings, a Slice of Nostalgia
Puddings
Puppy Problems
Requests.
Requests
Request
Robin Hood Joke
S-y at Sixty
Searching for Bryan Brown
Secretary's Song
Seedy Saturday Rocking Gran Blues
Silver Wedding Speech
Slimming
Sling Another Chair Leg on the Fire Mother
Spot Welders Dream
St Tesco
St. Tesco
Starlings
Surgically Enhanced
Take Me Back to Littlehampton
Take Me Back to Old Littlehampton
The Akaroa Cannon
The Akoroa Cannon
The Ballad of Bill Spink's Bedstead
The Ballad of Bill Spinks Bedstead
The Bath
The Battery Hen
The Battle of Portaloo
The Bike
The Biological Clock
The Bridge Four
The Broken Woman : Studio Collection II
The Broken Woman
The Bunny Poem
The Celluloid Man
The Curler's Poem
The Dolly on the Dust Cart
The Dolly on the Dustcart
The Dreadful Accident with the Kitchen Scissors
The Facts of Life.
The Facts of Life
The Flit Gun
The Florist Shop
The Galway Shawl
The Hegg
The Horse's Farewell to His Cowboy
The Husband's Lament
The Joys of Civil Service
The Neglected Wife's Valentine
The Packing Poem.
The Packing Poem
The Parrot.
The Parrot
The Pig.
The Pig
The Pregnancy Poem
The Pudding Poem
The Railway Carriage Couple
The Six Chickens
The Stanford Mafia
The Stuffed Horse
The Uncoordinated Wardrobe.
The Uncoordinated Wardrobe
The Voice at the Foot of the Stairs
The Wasp He Is a Nasty One
The White Cockade
The Wonderbra.
The Wonderbra
They Should Have Asked My Husband.
They Should Have Asked My Husband
Thoughts of a Late-Night Knitter
Time
Toothache
Will Anybody Marry Me?
Works in Progress, Glasses, Teenagers, Telephones.
Works in Progress, Glasses, Teenagers, Telephones