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Pencil Dick

Songs

13 Tracks

All the Dudes in Elsinore That Wear Fox Hats but Don't Even Ride a Dirt Bike

Bone Hurting Juice

But Will There Be Enough Toilet Paper?

Chewing Pills/Ed Better Shut the F- Up/Piss Hands

Death to Laptop Noise

Dicksweat

Dylan's Coat Pt. 2

Every Child Deserves a Bowl Cut

Excruciating Cock Vomit

Genital Mutilation with a Rake

Get the F- Out of Elsinore

God Left Elsinore Unfinished & Flawed

I Miss You by Green Day

Lot Lizards in Space

My Diaherra Has Gotten Worse and Now There Is Blood in My Stool

No Cowards Allowed

Not Nearly Enough Songs About Kneeing Indie Bands in the Groin

One Day I Shit Myself at Work but Was too Embarassed to Tell My Boss So I Had to Live with the Feeling of Shit Running Down My Leg for the Next Six Hours

One Thousand Years of Me Kicking Hitler in the Ribs

People Who Have to Make Noises While They Shit in the Stall Next to Me Are Weak and Should Be Given to the Gods As a Sacrifice

Poop in the Ear of Every Metalcore Band

Ran Out of Toilet Paper

Tall White Guy Wearing a Canyon Lake Hat

This Was Not My First Choice of Carpet

Trapped Inside a Del Taco

Tried to Buy Heroin with My Food Stamps

Whine for Wine

Your Dad Is Gay//Vaginal Wart

Your Dad Is Still a Raging Homo