Everything at the Carnival Makes Me Nauseous
A Collabration (Henry Mallard + Planet Shithead)
I'd Rather Kill Myself Than Commit Suicide (Henry Mallard + Planet Shithead)
My Other Car Is 28 Giant Rats (Henry Mallard + Planet Shithead)
Trash Panda (Henry Mallard + Planet Shithead)
Weekend Immune System (Henry Mallard + Planet Shithead)
A Magic Space Alligator (Vantage Planets + Planet Shithead)
Dog Star Dab (Vantage Planets + Planet Shithead)
Time Flayer (Vantage Planets + Planet Shithead)
Velocidodo (Vantage Planets + Planet Shithead)
A Good Way to Get Punched in the Dick
A Swirling Inferno of Go F- Yourself
Armadillos Cause Leprosy and That Makes Me Sad
Choking Your Chicken and Also Yourself
Copenhagen's Men Took Her from Me
Dave Grohl Shitted in My Mouth
Did I Fly too Close to the Sun on My Beautiful Hot Dog Wings?
Eating an Entire Birthday Cake
Guys That Tuck in Their T-Shirts
I Find It Upsetting That I Will Never Be a Young David Lee Roth
I Just Want to Eat Garbage and Die Prematurely
I Loved Her, but She Was Just Doing Her Job
I Want to Shit on Mitch McConnell's Face and Then Beat Him to Death with a Tire Iron
I'm too Tall to Dress Like Prince
If You Don't Like Antiques Roadshow, You're an Asshole
Increasing My Insurance Coverage
It's Not Even Chocolate, It's Just a F-ing Lie
Longer, Stronger, More Frequent Erections
Mike Tyson Trying to Say Tongue Twisters is My Spirit Animal
Motherf-ers That Don't Floss Are Hella Gross
My Refridgerator Thinks I'm Charming
Pulling Apart and Consuming String Cheese As a Form of Meditation
S- Pigs Halt Traffic After Laser Attack on Pokemon Teens
She Was My First Choice at the Last Resort
Telling 6 Year Olds They Should Give They Soccer Trophies to Beyonce
That Episode of Captain Planet When Everyone Gets Addicted to a Drug Called Bliss
That Guy That Plays the Lewd Trucker in Thelma & Louise Is My Favorite Actor
The World Would Be a Better Place If More People Were Dead
Transvaginal Mesh Cut-Off Shirt
We All Die Before the Scream Ends
What If Everyone on Earth Was Paul Schaffer?