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17. Smouldering-Lonely, Always Weeping, Children with No Safe-Time, Safe-Life, Safe-Love. All-One, Lightning-Whip Demonstrations Out-Or-Indoors

2500 Piece Puzzle Depicting a Single Egg

3. Rolling Down the Hill Tiger-Like Brick-Like Air-Like Pure Quality Is Unbeknownst to a Ham-Man That Shows That Time-And-Time-Again That the People Must Reunite As Fire and Covertly Re-String the Theory of Harmonic-Silver-Co-Companionship Beyond the Restraints That Tie Us Down Like Rope-Rats Living Beneath the Wings of the Other Ones That Rip and Tear and Shark and Smolder Leaf-Like If Sentience Is Our Name, Folic-Feelings and Half-True Vegetarianism Is Our Game

30 Bristles Mark the Node to Its Sale Look in a Hidden Place to Know When Registration Calls the Receiver, When Will You Be Home? Then I Sold It Before My Wife Had the Deer Inside for Broken Record Culmination Within One More Angel He Chose Less Than a Guy Did After I Fell Under to Pan Pizza Store

30 Bristles Mark the Node...

54. Lifted Like the Towel That Dr-s Over the Eyes of the Eternal I Slumber Table-Like with Every Ember Belted Towards the Goal-Post Seething, Maddening, Twisted Like Sparks That Decend Past the Milk-Realm, Speaking of One and Again to Another Her Claw-Lip Radiates an Unnatural Cent Below the Deep-Sailing Crow-Dog-Ant

A Brief Song About How I Felt for Hiding Those Elmer's Glue Sticks

A Cascade of Freshly Manicured Ocean Liquid Soothes My Back and Waters My Hair Forever in Debt to the Growth of My Dad and His Shoe Store to Make a Mark of This Earth Is to Wait Until the Dripping Stops Before Two More Elk Leave the Court

A Light Little Table of a Person with a Good Collection That I've Seen Before in a Magazine at the Dentist When I Went There to Get My Teeth Cleaned at the Dentist and I Remember the Light Little Table Was Made Out of Wood and I Liked It

A Sentient Camera That Will Only Take Pictures of Khakis

A Simple Yes Given in Response to a Question with One Thousand Letters Asked by a Man with Little Taste in Design or Form or Function That Lasted Longer Than One Could Have Ever Hoped Is Overcome by a Sense of Purpose but Not without a Sense of Love

Afterbirth in the Undercurrent

Another Course Because I Really Like It Bring More When You Get a Chance to Bring More When You Can I Am in Love with It I'll Take Another Side of Food Order for the Table Today Because We Really Like It I Really Like the Taste of It

Another One Won't Hurt but It's Important Not to Take It too Far too Much Seltzer Can Make You Burp a Lot and You Don't Want to Burp a Lot at a Business Dinner or at a Social Gathering Because It Might Be Embarrassing but It's Okay Because Everyone Does It So Don't Worry About It too Much It's Okay

Appetizing Buzzword

Application for Enjoyment

Bartolomeu Begs for Forgiveness

Brimming with Shrimp, Or, the Possibility That My Dad Likes His Kia Sonata a Little too Much and Doesn't Have the Time to Watch the Latest Episode of the Great British Bake-Off with the Rest of Us Like He Said He Was Going to Just an Hour Before Going on a "Quick Drive to the Hardware Store"

Building an Outhouse

Buying All Your Groceries at the Christmas Tree Shop Is Possible

Captivated by the Authentic Cranberry Flavor

Ceramic Bowl Glass Bowl Ceramic Bowl

Classic Spinach Wilt

Clouds Form Over Torn Pajama Dams Beneath a Deep Orange Filth That Spreads Left and West and Above the Dog's Neck That Feels Like Soda and Granite Pebbles to a New Product That Will Be Introduced Next Fall Before Quarterly Horse Magazine Train

Come on Down to It Where It All Is to Find Another One Behind the First One Lined Up Next to the Other Ones That Are There

Contrary to Popular Belief, This Dog Won't Eat Emmanuel's Cole Slaw

Couch Cushions Don't Lie

Derived from Some Wall

Diluting the Jungle

Do I Imitate That Which I Hate?

Don't See It As an Attack on Personal Design Rather See It As an Opportunity for Collective Bargaining Beyond Your Wildest Dreams

Don't Spit Out the Gum If It Still Has Plenty of Flavor It's a Waste of Gum

Dripping in Dolomite

Encroaching Goat

Everlasting Thaw

Every Time She Buys Elmer's Stick

Exercise in Draining a Dirty Pool

Finally Alone I Am Greeted by an Air of Caution That Seeks to Overthrow the Thought of Holding Enough Liquid to Pursue a Devilish Comeback Against the Odds Set in Place by Those That Form a Higher Power

First Haircut in Maui

Fix Me Up Some Good Yum Taste Nice Delicious Feed It Eat It Taste It Love It I'll Have Another Please It's Good Food

Forces of Liquid

Forces of Moist

Forces of Water

Foxy Side Salad

Fred Thompson Died Recently

Friendly Neighborhood Filibuster

Generating Revenue from Record High Wax Sales

Geometry of Poultry

Giving Birth to Oatmeal

Gratuitous Salvation

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Hiding Her Elmer's Sticks

Hitchhiking to My Son's Junior Prom

How the Gunk Stole My Afternoon

I Am Craving the Gr- Laffy Taffy

I Lived in Trondheim from Ages 6-11

If Change to Me, I Am None Unless We Told This Root Twists and Negative Winds Whip Beyond That Restaurant Over Here but Don't Talk to the Rabbit It Doesn't Mean Good Shoreline Consistency for Another Working Child

If Thou Gaze Long into a Gull, the Gull Will Also Gaze into Thee

If You're Not Going to Try to Beat My Underwater Breath-Holding Record Then Kindly Get Out of My Pool

Introduction/Remy's Nuggets

James Franco: 1, Bluetooth Headset Explosion: 0

Kick It Off Let's Get Some Salt in Here Grate Some Parmesan on It Wow Simple Rustic Elegant Fresh It's Really Good

Law & Order Theme Song

Learning About a Duck Shovel

Leather CD Case That Has Been Spray Painted Gold Lost Underneath My Car Seat

Left to My Own Devices, I'm Going to Build an Outhouse

Leopard in the Lint Tray

Liam Loves Loam

Liberation in Flannel-Lined Jeans

Lighting a Campfire with the Tag from My Mattress

Lover of Citrus Pith

Married to the Duck Shovel

Metal Shin for Dominant Wilting Cannot, and Frankly Will Not Suffice Before Anybody Tastes Another Gum Disease Shack for Thirty More Under Pile What Not You Can Do for Them Is Not Who You Are to Me Tomorrow

Mistaking Shoe Goo for Tomato Paste

My Life's Work Squandered by Some Scrumptious Oversized Angel Seeking Shelter in My Lower Quadrants

Neighbor of the Guy from Foo Fighters

On Trial for Digging

One Magician Plus One Dental Hygienist Equals My Ride to Work in the Morning

One Plantain, One Goose, Three Deviled Eggs, and a Night of Pure Suffering

Outhouse Steakhouse

Overgrown and Abalone

Paris Hilton Eating a Pineapple Upside Down Cake

Piedmont of Squid

Removing the 9-Volt Batteries from All of Your Smoke Detectors Because You Need to Power Your Pedals Because Your Cat Chewed Through Your Power Supply Cable

Rhododendron Toupee

Sawmill Surprise

Schrödinger's Bread Box Until I Took the Mark Under One's Right to Forge Relation to a Zone Where When with We Won't Walk Before It Says Don't Make It You Can't Do More but Sam Did What Everyone Smells This Phone Hasn't Stood Behind a Grinding Slab of Coffee Chair a Tree Shoe

See Me on the Street Washing Granite Curbs

She Bought Another Elmer's Glue Stick

Slender Frame, Piercing Blue Eyes, but too Much Hair in My Face to Tell

Soap Specifically to Be Used on Birds

Sold Me a Three Vegetable Jams Before I Took Off to Township Behind Rampaul's Own Courtyard We Left Six to Now and Another Shore Doesn't Mean This Night Is Well I'm Frank If Ran Longer for Bell Lift with Her Tart Flour Shelf

Some Kids Don't Want Grandparents

Something Deep Within Me Has Been Disturbing and the Central Flow of My Puddle Is Altered in Such a Way That I No Longer Feel Happiness Despite Being One with the Puddle

Stoke 'Em If You Scott 'Em

Stringing Together a Lot of Beans

Suburban Milk Bandit

Swim Through Bloodstream

Swinging My Custom Clam

Taking a Duck Shovel Home

The Boss Goes to Find Love

The Carbonara Effect

The Day I Shelled Out the Quid for the Expensive Olive Oil

The Electronic Bay Blues

The End Result of So Much Food Effort Comes Together and It Makes Everyone Really Really Happy and in Turn That Makes the Chef Cooker Really Happy So Then Everyone Is Really Really Happy So Everyone That Is Happy Eats the Food and They Enjoy It and It's Really Good

The Last Time I Looked This Mortified I Was Seeking My Solace Someplace Else Someplace I Know I Could Always Go If I Needed to Escape the Burden of Last Year and Fortunately for You I Looked Aloof but Never Caved to the Bearings Erected by the Flock

The Next for You Has Better Yet a Gram of Salmon Sap to Keep You Going and a Pint of Pork Polish to Keep Me Young Cast Off the Hamshackles of Yesteryear

The Taste of Lucidity

Thee Wall and All Its Different Appendages Lifted Unto One and Lifted Unto None

This Is a Perfect Gathering of All the Things I Hold Dear I Am Surrounded I Am Enveloped I Am Blissful I Am Eternally Puddle Man

To Me Someone Wise Said a Thing That Was Important to Me As I Worked As a Young Lad Lifting Up the Boards at the Workplace and the Wise Person Said to Me 'These Puddles Don't Run' and That Was Wise to Me and I Know That Because of That It Will Always Stay

Total Corporate Obliteration

Trouble with Grabbing Wet Things

Troubled Chains

Twisted Calipers of Meridional Passion

Waking Up Early Because Your Brother Back into the Living Room with His New Car

Waking Up Early Because Your Brother Cracked the Skin Basin

Waking Up Early Because Your Brother Ripped the Shower-Head Out of the Wall

Waking Up Early Because Your Brother Shattered the Lid of the Toilet Tank

Water the Drywall

We'll See to It That Some Tooth for Her Isn't Quiet New As They're Available Within Limits of Radius and Then the Quilt Lifts Ahead, but Nothing This Clock Won't Shape Present Friends for This Rare Sand Has to Be Enough to Take Alone Behind a Dumpster Unless I Want It Back by Sunday

What Is a Duck Shovel?

When Does a Dreamer Truly Dream?

Who Brings a Scythe to a Car Rental Facility?

Wind Chill Laughter

With Heart for a While Then Tulip Showmanship of Overt Conjuring Beyond Massive Piles of Road Ants Until Sunrise Seeks Three More Squares of Peanut Sauce

World War Whopper Jr.

You Couldn't Possibly Order Enough Bread to Satiate My Niece

You Look Puzzled by My Outfit

You'd Be Surprised at How Many of My Other Friends Don't Ask for Gas Money