Retrogoblin III: Synth Sells... but Who's Buying?
A Desert World Unfolds Before Me. Everything Looks Like the Cover of Powerslave.
A Desert World Unfolds Before Me. Everything Looks Like the Cover of Powerslave
An Epic Song for a Legendary RPG Fellowship
Conglaturation !!! You Have Played a Great Game.
Don't Buy the Wizard Hat. It's Only a Vanity Item with No Actual Stats
Don't buy the wizard hat. It's only a vanity item with no actual stats
Elves and Faeriefolk Rejoice! Or Inventively Cute Ways to Boost Your XP
Elves and Faeriefolk Rejoice! or Inventively Cute Ways to Boost Your Xp
Evil Cyborgs From the Future Have Come Back to Hunt Me
Evil Cyborgs from the Future Have Come Back to Haunt Me
Farewell Ye Wandering Minstrels, Ne'er to Be Seen Again
Frail Mortal Minds Cannot Comprehend the Method of the Formless God's Attack
Go See the Old Man in the Cave
Health Bar Greatly Reduced! I Am in Over My Head Here...
Health Bar Greatly Reduced! I Am in Over My Head Here…
Hit Points Depleted in One Sweeping Blow
I Am Here, I Am Now (And What Once Was Shall Be Again)
I Drag This Impossibly Large Sword to the 8th Level Boss, As Bats Swoop in from the Ceiling
I Drag This Impossibly Large Sword to the 8th Level Boss, as Bats Swoop in From the Ceiling
In Haste I Run for Cover As Gargantuan L-Shaped Blocks Slowly Descend from the Sky
In haste I run for cover as gargantuan L-shaped blocks slowly descend from the sky
It Was All a Dream. Thank the Gods I Still Exist in the Time of Fantasy and High Adventure
It's Difficulty Comes From It's Poorly Designed Controls
It's Difficulty Comes from It's Poorly Designed Controls
It's a Strategy Game, but with Level Bosses
Laughing in the Face of Imminent Danger
My Atari Wants to Kill Your Mama
My Sword Is Grasped by a Powergloved Hand
My sword is grasped by a powergloved hand
Nefarious! the Snaggle-Toothed Minions of Supreme Vampiric Evil!
One Hit Death...My Dispatcher Points and Laughs Fiendishly, As I Realize I'm a Noob
One Must Slay Many Dragons Before Saving the Princess
One hit death... My dispatcher points and laughs fiendishly, as I realize I'm a noob
Part IV: the Goblin Takes Manhattan
Quick! Call an Italian Plumber! the Dungeon Toilet Is Overflowing and It's Nasty As F-
Quick! Call an Italian plumber! the dungeon toilet is overflowing and it's nasty as f***
Six D-20's and a Bag Full of Shrooms
Six D-20s and a Bag Full of Shrooms
Somewhere Beneath This Sprawling City, an Ancient Mystical Sword Was Buried 10,000 Years Ago
Somewhere beneath this sprawling city, an ancient mystical sword was buried 10,000 years ago
Take This Sword, for It Is Dangerous to Go Alone
The Dungeonmaster Beckons, and He Is Not Amused with His Tabletop Shenanigans.
The Dungeonmaster Beckons, and He Is Not Amused with His Tabletop Shenanigans
The Formless God Returns! This Time to the 21st Century, and Man Is He Pissed!
The Formless God Returns! This Time to the 21st Century, and Man Is He Pissed
Up + Up + Down + Down + B + A + Start
Up + Up + Down + Down + B + a + Start
What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse
World 1 - 1: the Journey Begins…