A Frog Dressed Like Dolly Parton
Bullwinkle Invents Urine Soda Fountain
David Tibet Gave My Dog a Toothbrush When I Died
Don't Be an Asshole...Bomb the Pentagon
George Bush Had Two Lesbian Relations with a Crusty Old Toenail
Get into Heaven by Sucking Off a Minister
Handcuff Your Ass to Your Nostril
Hear a Veal Squeal at Every Meal
How to Act Like a Sinner and Feel Like a Winner
I Did Not Say That I Would Not Refuse to Resist Destroying You
I Pick My Nose with a Staple Gun and Clean My Ears with Leeches
I Randomly Pump Bird Droppings and Household Items into My Veins
I'll Kill the F- Out of Your Shit
I'm Pro-Choice and I've Got a Gun
I've Sold Grit for 40 Years Because people Want It
Jack Chick - American Folk Hero
Lydia Lost Her Lunch in Nick's Cave
Practicing Surgery with a Lawnmower
Refrigerator Full of Cockroaches
S-ual Fantasies Involving Kermit
Several Speices of Small Furry Animals Being Somewhat Pretentious but Not Quite Evil
Snoring Beasts, Bubbling Breasts
Take Your Parents to the Zoo & Exchange Them
Take a Dump Off the Empire State Building
Teaching Skinheads How to Drool
The Day Def Leppard Found a Cool-Sounding Name Like Led Zeppelon
Things That Have Crawled Out My Orifices
Winnie the Pooh Bludgeons Oscar the Grouch