A First Class Shit in a Second Class Carriage
A First Class Shit in a Second
A Party Political Broadcast from the Buttock Party
And None of Them Knew They Were Munters
Anyone in a Foo Fighters Tribute Band Should Be Taken Out and Shot in Front of Their Kids
Anything and Everything Apart from That
Aroused by Toothless Simpletons
Build a Little Birdhouse Up Your Twat!
Burnt Mince Pies Devoured Upside Down with a Wind Up Racing Gnome
Celebrate in Style, Piss Yourself
Cold Play - Music for Thick Peoples Funerals
Confessions of Neural Surgery Faux Pas by Dr a L Zheimer
Crouching Spastic Battered Mars Bar
Decent Ketamine Should Be Graded KKKKK. That's Kerrang! for Good
Displays Well but Very Loose Joints
Every Track from Care Home Inferno Played at Once.
Every Track from Care Home Inferno Played at Once
Every Track on F- You and Your Eyes Played at Once
Every Track on the Split with Sete Star Sept Played at Once
Fist Fight Along the Hard Shoulder
Five Years in the Recovery Position
Gout, Gout, Cut It All Out, Cheese Are the Things We Can Do Without.
Have You Been Injured Find Out Today
He Wasn't Certain If He Even Went to Medical School at All
Hiding All the Neighbours Post Behind the Breadbin
Horrendous Trip to the Dentist
I Can't Believe Its Not Incest!
Indiana Jones and the Philosophers Stone
Its Not Good Enough and I Hate You
Its a Long Taxi to Camden from Lanzarote
Killing Time with a Vegetable Peeler
Life in the Fast Lane Tied to the Back of a Milkfloat
Living on Jobseekers Allowance Is the Equivalent of Trying to Mop Up Spunk with a Raffle Ticket
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Schlong
Miss Leech 2058 Found with Nosebleed
Muswell Gilm and the Chapel of Flatulence
My Vertigo Does Not Like Balconies
Nigel Havers Celebrity Dildo Challenge
No One Told Us There Would Be Fish in the Sea. the Children Were Startled
Not One More Night with Your Grotty Auberge
Of Course When They Switched the Light on It Was Curled Up Around the Tongs Like a Dried Pink Goose
Off the Track and Mangled into the Staff Carpark
Offering a Peanut to a Lesbian, I'm in the Band Y'Know, Its Gonna Be Alright
Palpitate Like a Drowning Wasp in a Can of RedBull
Pensive Fingers Like Segments of Crocheted Haddock
People in Glass Houses Shouldn't Shit with the Curtains Open
Pouring Slop Over All the Patients
Pull on That Squirming Pancake
Put That Hunchback Down or Else They'll Be No Hunchback for Anyone
Rob Zombie Is a F-ing Cock and Anyone Who Says They Like Him Is About 13 Years Old
Saturday Night in a & E Booyaka! Booyaka!!
Smiths Disco at the End of Return of the Jedi
Steam Punk Is for Middle Age Pedos Who Like Real Ale and Work in IT
That? Thats a Plastic Egg How Can That Be Judas?
The Game Is Up, You Lose an Artery
The Great Ormand Street Toad Smashing Contest
The Horrid One with the Sugar Addiction
The Man Who Married His Own Tapeworm
The Second Series of Robot Wars
There's No Child's Arm Here, You've Got the Wrong Farm
There's No Place in My Heart for a Monkey
Theresa May Sharting into the Glove Compartment
They Look Like Inflated Bladders Rolled About in Lip Gloss and Hay
They May Take Our Lives but They Will Never Take Our Tramadol
Too Fat to Sleep, Cos of Chips
Unruly Screaming Fit Round Tescos
We Will Assume That the Lungs Are Sitting Reasonably Well on a Cushion of Grass
We've Hit Another Pedestrian Haven't We?
What Your Cat's Breath REALLY Says About You
Where Did That Blood Come From?
Wiped It on a Stale Baguette and Wept Bitterly
Wished Upon a Star Got Headbutted by KH-13
Year of the Duty Solicitor Callcentre
You Can Lead a Horse to Water, but You Can't Make It Do a Flip
You Don't Have a Leg to Stand on Because You Haven't Got Any Legs