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Subterranean Fecal Root

Albums

Anthems of the Antisocial Underground

Songs

A Secret Chauvinist Meeting with Cheesy Doom Pastries

Anyone Can Play Arty Fusion Jazz Metalcore but Nobody Can Make It Sound Heteros-ual

Beat the F- Out of Jesus

Because You've Got a Torn Ass

Because Youve Got a Torn Ass

Coffee Shops and X Tabs Infect Your Brain with Faggotry

Cowardly Sobbing Emo Suckling Upon His Fathers Freshly Used Anal Vibrator

Digging a 40 Mile Hole in the Ground to Live In

Farting a Spinach Loaf on Your Face

Flylipped Swollenbellied Retroabortion

Habanero and Cheap Toilet Paper Irritated Sphinctoral Tissue

Hate Is a Wonderful Thing

Historically Accurate Oldschool Death Metal Album Intro Track

International Kneejerk Reaction from Statistically Correct Profiles and Stereotypes

MDAF = TFU

Mecca Rains Severed Heads with Curry

Mirror Cracking Failed Dental Hygiene

Morbid Obese Slags Dream of Tubesteak While Hotties Dream of Ruining Life

Petroleum Induced Meteorological Nubian Genocide

Pink in the Middle Like Watermelon

Posing As a Silly Christian to Get a Job and Tons of Pussy

Reeeeeeee Reeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ree Reee Breet

Reeeeeeee Reeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ree Reee Breet

Set Fire to a Muthafugga

Slithering Nectar Bellied Worm of Gayness

Stop Referring to Your Suburban Lowrider Gang As a Hardcore Band

Synergy Between False Feminism and the Wigger Phenomena

Teenage Forehead Tenderized by a Mammoth Potbelly

The Decline of Personal Standards Instigated the Removal of Freedom

The Lack of Railroads and Decent Public Transportation Results in Highway Mass Murders

The Systematic Demasculinization of the Nations

The War Dance of Umbuli Jumbawa

Three Dumb Cunts Scurrying Away from My Property

Traditional Henpecked Miserable Bastard

Urine Filled Plastic Bottle Highway Litter

Worldwide Dominance of the Aromatic Cooter Juice Slathering Tuna Slug Part 1

Worldwide Dominance of the Aromatic Cooter Juice Slathering Tuna Slug Part 2

Worldwide Dominance of the Aromatic Cooter Juice Slathering Tuna Slug Part 3

Worthlessness Finds Carriers in the Weak to Spread American Failure