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The Capitol Steps

Albums

All I Want for Christmas Is a Tax Increase

Barackin' Around the Christmas Tree

Between Iraq and a Hard Place

Campaign and Suffering

Danny's First Noel

Desperate Housemembers

Fiscal Shades of Gray

Fools on the Hill

Four More Years in the Bush Leagues

I Want It Dad's Way

It's Not Over 'Til the First Lady Sings!

Liberal Shop of Horrors

Live! at the Shoreham

Lord of the Fries

O Christmas Bush

One Bush Two Bush Old Bush New Bush

Papa's Got a Brand New Baghdad

Return to Center

Sheik, Rattle & Roll

Sixteen Scandals

Special Release

Springtime for Liberals

Stand by Your Dan

Take the Money and Run for President

Thank God I'm a Contra Boy

Unzippin' My Doo-Dah

We Arm the World

When Bush Comes to Shove

Workin' 9 to 10

Singles

Songs

'Twas the Night Before Recess

A Detective Story: #MeToo

A Leader Like Barack

A Pint of Bush Lite

A Sarah Palin Christmas

A Suburban Drone

A Whole Newt World

A-Tisket, A-Tasket

Ain't No Pipleline, Now It's Gone

Ain't No Rumsfeld

Ain't No Sunshine When I'm Gone

Ain't No Surplus, Now It's Gone

Al and Bill Order a Little Chinese

Al in the Family

All About the Base

All I Got for Christmas Is a Tax Increase

All I Want for Christmas Is a Takth Increath

Always a Women's Room Line

Angry Feminist Nursery Rhymes

Angry Progressive Nursery Rhymes

Apple vs. the FBI

Aristocrats from the Cradle

Arnold at a Dating Service

Arreste Nudilis

Arreste Nudilus

Arrivederci, Cuomo

Austin-Boston Rag

Away from the Mergers

Away with the Manger

Aways from the Mergers

Barackin' Around the Christmas Tree

Beverly Hills Candidate

Bibbity Bobbity Spew

Bill 'N' Dan's Draft Dodgin' Rag

Bill on Hillary

Bill's Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Binders Full of Women

Blame It on the Boss at Nasa

Blix and the Inspectors

Bob Dole's Millenial Moment

Bomb Tehran Tehran

Boys Just Wanna Have Guns

Brain-Mouth Connection

Brand New Pair of Candidates

Brat's in the Cradle

Breakin' Knees Is Hard to Do

Bush Cloned Cowboy

Buy, Buy American Pie

Bye, Bye, Big Bird

Call 1-900-Jessehelms

Can I Run Again?

Can You Feel the Rub Tonight?

Can't Love Helpin' That Man of Mine

Can't Wish You a Merry Christmas

Candidate Rhapsody

Candidate's Hello

Castro Convertable

Check My Calls from Wood of Holly

Chewing the Fat

Christmas Wrapping

Christmas at Smith Barney

Clinton Blunderland

Clinton Thinks the French Have a Lot of Gaul.

Clinton Thinks the French Have a Lot of Gaul

Congress, It Is A-Changin'

Congress, It's a Changin'

Congressional Pay Ride

Conservative Engagement Rings

Constructive Engagement Rings

Danger's in the Bite

Danny and the Reindeer

De-Fund Fund Fund

Deck the Hall with Bows to Allah

Deficit Discounters

Deleter of the Facts

Democrat's Hell-No

Democratic Hit Parade

Democrats on Holiday

Depends on NASA

Designer Candidate

Detective Story

Do You Fear What I Fear?

Do You Feel What I Feel?

Do You Hear Who I Smear?

Don Imus Is a Girl's Best Friend

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Don't Build the Bomb / Mutual Annihilation Society / the Great Defender

Don't Build the Bomb / Mutual Annihillation Society / the Great Defender

Don't Call Them Redskins

Don't Cry for Me, Judge Scalia

Don't Go Fakin' Your Smart

Don't Go Faking You're Smart

Don't Know Much About Strategy

Don't Know Much

Don't Think Twice, Speaker Wright

Down the Road Again

Drexel Burn 'Em

Dutch the Magic Reagan

Ebony and Ovaries

Elderly and Ovaries

Electile Dysfunction

Embatled Hymn of the Republicans

Embattled Him of the Republicans

Embraceable Jew

Everybody Must Get Cloned

Everybody Must Get Droned

Everything's Run by Pelosi

Fakey Purple Hearts

Faking News Is Hard to Do

Fatal Distractions

Favored Right Wing

Fifty Ways to Hide New Taxes

Fools on the Hill

Fox News Medley

Free Credit Report.com

Frosty, the Chairman

Fun, Fun, Fun, 'Til Teddy Puts His T-Shirt Away

Gay Dream Believer

Gay Pride Together with You

George Blank Bush

George Bush Now

George Bush Speaks to the Nation

George Bush Speaks

George Bush: a Time for Refraction

George Goes Home for Christmas

George Is Home This Christmas

George's Kind and Gentle Land

George's Revenge

Get Out, We're Dockin' the Boat

Get Out, We're Docking' the Boat

Getting Snowden

Getting to the Dirge

Glory, Glory Paranoia

Glory, Paranoia

God Bless My Chevrolet

God Bless My SUV

God Bless the U.F.O.

Golden State Chokers

Golly, Stephanopoulus

Good Morning, Starbucks

Good Thing Princess Di

Goodbye, Uday, Qusay

Gorby Gorbachev

Gourmet Scottish Cooking

Grandma's Up the River

Greece! the Musical

Green Green Grass at Home

Ground Control to Jedi Brown

Gun Nuts Boasting They Can Open Fire

Hang Down Your Head, Paul Ryan

Hang Down Your Head, Tom Daschle

Hang Down Your Head, Tom Foley

Hans Blix and the Inspectors

Happy Days Are Here for Dems

Hark When Gerald Ford Was King / Chad War

Hark When Gerald Ford Was King

Hark When Gerald Ford Was a King / Chad War

Harpin' Bout the GSA

Hartbreak Hotel

Have Yourself a Condoleezza Christmas

Have Yourself a Very Liberal Christmas

Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas

He Works Hard for the Country

Heard It on the Nightline

Heavenly Connections

Hello Mullah, Hello Fattah

Hello, Is It Mitt You're Looking For?

Help Me Fake It to the Right

Here Come Democrats

Here Comes Sancho, Sanja, Shanghai Claus

Here We Come A-Waffling

Here We Go A-Lobbying

Hillary Will Survive

Hillary and Donald Comedy Jam

Hold the Phones

Hole in the Center of the Ballot

Hole in the Ozone

Holy Rollercoaster

Home, Sweet Home/Hello, Vitaly!

Home, Sweet Home

Hooked on Ebonics

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Crimea?

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea?

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Scalia?

How the Gates Stole Christmas

I Am Shannon, Hear Me Roar

I Believe I Can Lie

I Came Upon a Midnight Clearance

I Enjoy Being Al Gore

I Like Big Bucks

I Like Big Cuts and I Cannot Lie

I Like Big Cuts

I Saow Mommy Kissing Gorbachev

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

I Saw Mommy Kissing Gorbachev

I Want It Dad's Way

I Want a Guy Just Like the Guy Who Married Dear Old Dad

I Want a Man with a Slow Mind

I Want a Man with a Slow Pulse

I Want a Man with a Small Hand

I Wish I Had an Oxycontin

I Wrecked My Heart with Spam and Crisco

I'll Be Broke for Christmas

I'll Be Watching You

I'm Beginning to Look a Lot Like Santa

I'm Just a Pill

I'm Not Indicted!

I'm in the Mood for Bugs

I've Grown Accustomed to This Base

I've Grown a Culture in This Place

I've Taken Stands on Both Sides Now

If I Only Had a Plan

If I Tax a Rich Man

If I Were a Rich Mensch

If I Weren't a Rich Man

If There Were No Rich Men

If You Knew Souter Like I Knew Souter

Immense Expense

Iraq Is Robbin'

It Don't Mean a Thing If We Trade with Beijing

It Don't Mean a Thing If Your State's Not a Swing

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Warren Christopher

It's Just the Way You Look too Tight

It's Not Easy Bein' Mean

It's Not Easy Bein' White

It's Not Easy Being White

It's Time for Killin' Barney

It's Time for Killing Barney

It's Trump's Party

It's the G.O.P.

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weiner

Jeb Is Ready, He's My Brother

Jeremullah Was a Bullfrog

Jesse Jackson's Spiritual Advisor

Jingo All the Way

John Kerry Don't Mess Around

Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales

Justice Roberts

Kasich Is the Hardest Rhyme

Keep Strom Alive

Kim Jong Un-Happy

Kobe Bryant Jewelers

Leader of the PAC

Let Me Go, F. Lee Bailey

Libya, Oh Libya

Like a Suburban Drone

Like in Rolling Stone

Lirty Dies for a Mew Nillenium

Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture

Lirty Dies: Cremodats, Peerublicans, and the Lorious Glandslide of Soo-Thousand Tix

Lirty Dies: Gush and Bore, Jeverend Rackson

Lirty Dies: Imbos in the Office, Trinda Lipp, and Marmy Smarv

Lirty Dies: Jaula Pones, Dady Li, Octor Delders

Lirty Dies: Mad Borals

Lirty Dies: Mick Dorris, Graberdeen, Lathy Kee

Lirty Dies: Picking Our Best and Brightest

Lirty Dies: Sadman Maddam & Yubble-Doo, Prad Beast and Lenator Sott

Lirty Dies: Sadman Maddam & Yubble-Doo, Prad Beasts, and Lenator Sott

Lirty Dies: Schmenron and Obama Sin Laden

Lirty Dies: Scicious Vandals

Lirty Dies: Skex Sandals

Lirty Dies: Tronald Dump and Clillary Hinton

Lirty Dies: Yubble-Doo, Bot Nush, Startha Moowurt, and Rill O'Beilly

Lirty Dies: a Lunch OF Boozers

Lirty Dies: the Fich and the Ramous

Lirty Dies: the P.O.G., Wick Slillie, Loctor Daura

Lirty Dies:2008 -- the Load to the Erection

Little Bomber Boy

Little Doc Koop

Little Hummer Boy

Little Plumber Boy

Live! at the Shoreham

Livin' Libido Loco

Lookin' for Scuds in All the Wrong Places

Loonies of the Right

Love Potion Number 9-9-9

Mad Attorney General

Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Yuppies

Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Yuppies

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys

Master Debaters

McCain's Campaign

Mel's Christmas

Mexifornia Medley

Mid-Term Madness

Middle-Aged Lady Named Janet Reno

Midnight Raid to Georgia

Midnight Ride of Paul, Revised

Millie the Poocher

Mine Every Mountain

Modern Major General Disaster

Modern Major Liberal

Mommy's Spoiled Child

Mommy's Spoiled-Child

More Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales

Mr. Rehnquist's Neighborhood

My Department Dreary

My Fungus Valentine

My Pants Go Down

My Staff Belongs to Daddy

My Swell E-Coli Baby

My Wonderful Hammer

Neiman's Is a Girl's Best Friend

Nerd Perfect Blues

New York City Department of Courteousness

New York Soda CSI

Newt, Newt, Newt, Goin' Out My Back Door

Now CBS Has Letterman

O Come, O Come on Manuel

O Little Rock of Arkansas

O Little Town Hall Meeting

O Rahm O Rahm Emanuel

Obama meets Osama

Occupy Wall Street Journal

Oh What a Beautiful Mormon

Oh, Spending Spree

Oh, This P.C. (O Fax Machine)

Oil in the World

Old Man Rumsfeld

Old TIme McCain and Dole

One Joke Over the Line

Oops, I Sold Out Again

Osama Come Out Tomorrow

Osama and the Sea

Over the River and Through the Woods

Over the River, They Cut the Woods

Ozone Has a Hole on High

Papa's Got a Brand New Baghdad

Pardon Me Miss, Is This the Chap Who Tried to Chew You?

Pardon Me, Bill

Perfect Present Presidents: Ronald "R" Superstar

Perfect Present Residents/Ronald "R" Superstar

Plain White Rappers

Puh-Leeze, Navy Dad

Punch Three Times

Put Ten Grand in the Hand

Put Up Your Duke

Putin on a Blitz

Quackety-Quack, Take Prozac

Raiders of the Lost Arkansas

Rancho Del Cielo / California

Reagan Democrats

Reaganpackwoodrostenkowskitaxsimplification

Reality on My TV

Red State Woman

Relying on Nine-Eleven

Return to Center

Right Wing Striking Again/Stand by Your Klan

Right Wing Striking Again

Rocketing Each Other's Hinterland

Roll Out the Daryl

Rolling Kidney Stones

Ronald the Red-Faced Reagan

Rosty, the Chairman

Rudolph the Two-Faced Reindeer

Rudolph, the H1N1 Reindeer

Rules of Morality

Santa Claus Is Coming by Ground

Santa Claus's Budget Is Down

Sarah Palin Stumps for Trump

School Life Rhapsody

Secret Asian Man

Secret Ozone Man

Secret Service Man

Senate Seat for Sale: Slightly Used

Send in the Clones

September Seventh

Shamlet: Hillary, Queen of Socks

Shup Up and Vote for Me

Sneakin' Flowers Through the Wall

Snippity Bobbitt

Somali Wali Doodle

Some Nuts Roasting Flags on Open Fires

Someone Dumber Might

Sorry, Wrong Number

Sound of Moose-Sick

Sounds of Suckin'

Speaker of the House

Spelling Relief

Springtime for Liberals

Stand by Your Dan

Stand by Your Klan

Stressed Guards Boasting They Will Open Fire

Stuck in the Middle East, Too

Subprime Mortgage Holders

Sunni Side of the Street

Super Congress Debt Committee

SuperCaliforniaRecallFreakShowWasAtrocious

Superfranticunproductivenothinglegislation

Sure He's Heavy, He's My Brother

Sushi and the M.C.A.

TB on a Jet Plane

TSA Investigation: Moist and Dangerous

Take Hillary... Please!

Talk 'Bout Saddam

Talk Like a Dan

Tanks for the Memories

Tap Three Times

Tax Our Children Well

Temperatures We've Heard Are High

Ten Pills and You're Fine

Terrorism on a Shoestring

Texas Steak-Out

Thank God I'm a Contra Boy

That's My Ghetto

The 12 Days of Clinton

The Bimbo Collection

The Brain-Mouth Connection

The Candidates' Debate

The Capitol Steps Return for Another Song, About... General Noriega!

The Chap Who Threw His Two Shoes

The Democrats Debate

The Devil meets Khadafy

The Flight Before Christmas

The Fools on the Hill

The Frill Is Gone

The Green, Green Grass of Nome

The Hallelujah, It's Over, Chorus

The Hardest Rhyme

The Impossible Dean

The Impossible Scheme

The Impossible iWatch

The Law Firm of Zacharias Moussaui

The Linda Is a Tripp

The Lonely Leahy

The Magic Reagan

The Many Woes of Brexit

The Meesekateers

The Merchant of Venice Beach

The Most Fabulous, Stupendous, Fantastic Military Parade

The Night Before Cambridge

The Personal Diaries of Al Gore

The Pope's First Tweet

The Singing Chads

The Sound of Sanders

The Sunni Side of Tikrit

The Tax Debate / There You Go Again

The Twelve Days of Business

The Twelve Days of Clinton

The Twelve Days of Twitter

The Unabomber Song

The Wreck of the Walter Fritz Mondale

There Is Nothin' Like the Ames

There Is Nothing Like Ukraine

This Fish Is Made for Walkin'

This Land's Not Your Land

Three Eggs and Ham

Three Little House Wives of Newt

Throwing Stones

Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round My Oldsmobile

Time for Killin' Barney

To Steer on Mir

Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #1

Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #2

Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #3

Tony with the Light Brown Hair

Trollin' on the Twitter

Tsounds of Tsongas

Tut Wiler, Tut Wiler

Twelve Days of Business

Twinkie Twinkie

U.S. Pistol Service

Ukraine Parts Keep Falling to the Reds

Unzippin' My Doo-Dah

Up in the Congress, Oh, Oh, Oh!

Up on the Desktop

Valdez Knock a Rock

Votin' Four to Five

Waiting for Perdot

Washington's Satirical Singing Group, Capitol Steps, Performs a Musical Extravaganza About...Saddam Hussein!

We All Use Word

We Arm the World

We Circled France All Night

We Didn't Start Satire

We Like That Old Timer Robert Dole

We Lost Your Heart

We Need a Little Christie

We Need a Little Christophe

We Need a Little Isthmus

We Three Men Ex-Presidents Are

We're the N.R.A.

What Kind of Fuel Am I?

What Kind of Fuel Am I

What Pests You Metros-uals

When I'm 62/Keep a COLA

When Irs Guys Are Smilin'

When They're Fishing in the Star

Where's Waldholtz?

While Reagan Sleeps Tonight / Thank God I'm a Contra Boy

While Reagan Sleeps Tonight/Thank God I'm a Contra Boy

White Christians

White House Hotel

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Candidate?

Who'll Drop a Bomb During Ram-A-Dan-A-Dan?

Who'll Put a Bomb on Saddam Saddam Saddam?

Who'll Put a Bomb on Saddam?

Who's on First?

Whose Child Was This?

Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus

Why's the Army Frisking Santa Clause?

Wolf Blitzer, Scud Stud

Won't You Go Home, Bill Bradley?

Won't You Stay Home, Israelis?

Workin' 9 to 10

Wouldn't It Be Hillary

Yackety Yak, Jacques Chirac

Yes, We Have No-Riega

You Better Sleep Around

You Can Hide Those Giant Thighs

You Can Suture Yourself at Home

You Can't Fly with Giant Thighs

You Can't Hide This Biden Guy

You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled Victims of Pesticidal Food Chain Chauvinism

You Don't Bring Me Flowers

You Don't Bring Me

You Don't Mess Around with Jim

You Don't Send Me Emails

You Fill Out My Census

You Fill Out Your Census

You Must Have Been a Biotech Baby

You Say "Is" Is Is, and I Say "Is" Isn't

You Write Up My Wife

You'll Never Get a Loan

You're So Vague

Your Son'll Come Out Tomorrow