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The Goons

Albums

Live at the Black Cat

Living in America

Nation in Distress

No Leaders

The Ying Tong Song

Unchained Melodies

EPs

A Russian Love Song / Whistle Your Cares Away

Bloodnock's Rock 'N Roll Call / Ying Tong

Bloodnock's Rock 'n Roll Call / Ying Tong

Bloodnok's Rock'n'Roll Call / the Ying Tong Song

Eeh! Ah ! Oh ! Ooh ! / I Love You

The Bluebottle Blues / I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas

Singles

A Russian Love Song

Bad Excuse

Bloodnok's Rock 'N' Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock N' Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock'N'Roll Call / I Love You

Bloodnok's Rock'n'Roll Call / the Ying Tong Song

Bloodnok's Rock'n'Roll Call

Bluebottle Blues / I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas

Eeh! Ah ! Oh ! Ooh ! / I Love You

I Love You

I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas / Ying Tong Song

It's the Goons

No No

The Goons

The Raspberry Song

Ying Tong Song / I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas

Ying Tong Song / I'm Walking Backwards for Xmas

Ying Tong Song

Songs in corporation with

Goon Time (Benny & The Goons)

WBAU 90.3 Wildman Steve & DJ Riz Live Radio Freestyle (Necro feat. The Goons)

Bloodnok's Rock and Roll Call (The Goons feat. Major Dennis Bloodnok with Roland Rockcake & His Wholly Rollers)

The Ying Tong Song (The Goons feat. Maurice Ponké & His Orchestre Fromage)

Whistle Your Cares Away (The Goons feat. Whistler's Mother-In-Law and Asian Flu Duetists)

Whistle Your Cares Away (The Goons feat. Whistler's Mother-In-Law and the Asian Flu Duetists)

At Last the Go on Show (The Goons, Max Geldray)

At Last the Go on Show (The Goons, the Ray Ellington Quartet)

The Nadger Plague / Green Door (The Goons, the Ray Ellington Quartet)

Songs

'Eccles', 'Yes?', 'Mr. Eccles'...

'Tain't What You Do

'Tis the Sheriff!

'Top Hat, White Tie and Tails'

'Twas the Month of February

1876 and All's Well!

1917 - England Was at War

1952-12-09: the Goon Show, 'The Expedition for Toothpaste'

1953-12-25: (sketch in Christmas Crackers)

1954-02-12: the Goon Show, 'The Toothpaste Expedition'

1985

19th May 1652.

25 - The Call of the West

26 - The Gold Plate Robbery

39 - The Spectre of Tintagel

40 - Personal Narrative

41 - Wings Over Dagenham

42 - Shifting Sands

43 - Africa Ship Canal

44 - The Missing Boa Constrictor

45 - The Space Age

46 - Treasure in the Tower

47 - The Stolen Postman

48 - The Great British Revolution

49 - The Burning Embassy

5,4,3,2,1!

50 - Ten Snowballs That Shook the World

A Christmas Carol

A Direct Hit from the Tobacco Powered Zeppelin on the Rice-Paper Balloon

A Glass of Port? I Don't Mind If I Do!

A Man Has Just Gone into Crun's Factory

A Month Has Passed, and We Are Now...

A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square

A Russian Love Song

A Sky Blue Shirt

A Sound of Goons

ABC Boogie

Aaaaah! We'll All Be Murdered in Our Beds!

Aaaaeeeiiioooouuuuuugh!

Aaaah - Hello, Eccles...

Aaioouuu, You Hit Me on Me Head...

Aeiough! Well, Ned! So We Meet Again Thanks to Skillful Writing

Aeough, Aeough! Me Arles, Me Arles!

Africa Ship Canal

Africa, the Well-Known Piece of Land

African Incident

After You've Gone - The Ray Ellington Quartet

After a Week's Fruitless Search - Success!

Ah, Bloodnok. Switch on the Radio

Ah, Darling! You're Back

Ah, Good Morning!

Ah, It's Seagoon Out of Tiger, by Jove!

Ah, Mr Crun, Crun

Ah, Mr Crun, I See You Have a Parcel

Ah, Nephew Neddie! Enjoying the Ball?

Ah, Our Little Strolling Prime Minister

Ah, Seagoon, This Is Him

Ah, What a Magnificent Economical Sight

Aha! Captain Seagoon!

Aha! So, Lord Cretinby, Your Time Has Come

Ahoy There, Good Fishermen

Ain't Misbehavin'

Alas, Poor Eccles! I Knew Him Well

All Get in the Elevator!

All God's Chillun Got Rhythm

All Lies! That Wasn't Bagpipes, That Was...

All Night, Preperations to Explode the Thing Continued

All Right, Thank You, Wally...

All That Night, Folks...

All Through the Night, and This Is Where the Story Really Starts

All Through the Steamy, PorridgeRidden Night

All of You / All of Me

Alone in the African Desert

Alright OK

Alright, Okay, You Win

America Hates It's Youth

America Hates Its Youth

An Now the Scradje

An Now, If Listeners Will Set Fire to Their Radio Times...

And As Far As Anyone Knows, They're Still Looking

And Here's a Brief Resume

And Now ".....!", Part Two

And Now Part Two of an Early Roman Trouser Plantation

And Now Tales of Montmartre, Part the Deux

And Now Tales of Montmartre, Part the Trois

And Now We Have Great Pleasure in Returning You to the Goon Show

And Now We Present Chapter One of a New Dynamic Novel

And Now the Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street, Part Three

And Now the Tuscan Salami Scandal

And Now to the Rest of the B Feature

And Now, Folks

And Now, Here Is the News

And Now, If I Stand Facing East, I Can Get a Perfect View of Part Two

And Now, If You'll Pardon the Expression

And Now, Over to Richard Dimbleby

And Now, Part Three - A Welsh Roundabout on the Great North Road

And Now, Part Two

And Now, by Arrangement With...

And Now, on the Faded Document I See

And Now, the Flea, Part Two

And Now, the Moriarty Murder Mystery, Part Three

And Now, the Mountain Eaters, Part Two

And Now, the White Neddie Trade, Part Three

And So Here I Was, Freshly Run Over

And So I Arrived in Titikaka with My Bagpipes Bent on Revenge

And So I Entered the Forbidden Goon Sector of London

And So I Volunteered to Become a Civilian

And So My Master

And So Neddie Seagoon Packs

And So Started the Siege of Sydney Street

And So They Buried the Black Box Ten Feet Above the Ground

And So We Planned Our Search

And So the Woolwich Arsenal Set About Building

And So, As Night Falls on the Serpentine

And So, As the Train Chugs Slowly Up the Side of the Mountain

And So, Dear Listeners, They Danced in Hot Pursuit of Moriarty

And So, Six Weeks Went By

And So, Some Months Later

And So, While Eccles Sets Fire to Nearby Craven Hotel

And So, in the Year XLIII BC

And That Ends the Goon Show for This Week

And That Is My Tale, Seagoon

And That, Dear Listeners, Was Three Hundred...

And That, Folks, Is How We Found Longdongler's Missing Teeth Hoard.

And There We Must Leave the Goon Show

And for No Reason...

And in Our Midst...

And on the Tond

Another Call from That Same Person - Christmas 2010 WCLM - Part 4

Another Dream

Another Prank Call - Christmas 2010 WCLM - Part 8

Answer That 'Phone!

Answers

Any More Fares, Please

Any Old Iron

Any Questions?

Are You All Packed, Minnie?

Are You a Roman?

As He Spoke, I Surreptitiously Typed a Short Note to Grytpype-Thynne....

As I Was Saying Gentlemen Before We Were So Rudely Interupted.

As We Neared the South Pole...

As We Ran, We Discussed the Contract

As You See, Ladies and Gentlemen...

At Dawn, Under Cover of Daylight

At Down, the British Attack Was Mounted

At Four in the Morning, the Crete Party Went Aboard

At Midnight on January the Second

At Midnight.

At Midnight

At the British Passport Office

At the Foot of the Now-Fallen Ladder....

At the Top of the Mountain, Half-Buried in the Snow

Attention! 846 Winston Seagoon

Attention, Westminster Councillors!

Ayeee! Eyeohh! My Nut!

BBC 7 Eric Sykes Introduction: the Sinking of Westminster Pier - A Terrible Topical Tragedy

Bad Excuse

Bag Fry Bandit

Banana Boat Song

Bangee, Bangee! Bangee!

Basin Street Blues

Believe It or Not, That Was the Sound of the Kremlin

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Bicycling Rapidly to Victoria

Big Ben - Critic at Large (a.k.a Peter Sellers - Man of Many Voices)

Blast! Run Out of Music

Bloodknock's Rock & Roll

Bloodnock! I'm Going to Let You in on a Little Secret.

Bloodnock's Rock 'N Roll Call

Bloodnock's Rock 'n Roll Call

Bloodnock's Rock 'n' Roll Call

Bloodnocks Rock and Roll

Bloodnok's Rock 'N' Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock 'N' Roll

Bloodnok's Rock 'n' Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock N Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock N' Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock and Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock and Roll Song

Bloodnok's Rock'N'Roll Call

Bloodnok's Rock'n'Roll Call

Bloodnoks Rock and Roll

Bloodnoks' Rock'n'Roll Call

Bloodshot Eyes

Blue Monday

Bluebottle Blues

Bluebottle blues

Bluebottle of the Finchley Wolf Cubs!

Bluebottle!

Boiled Beef and Carrots

Bonus Items

Bonus Item

Bonus Material - The Army Show

Bonus Material - The GPO Show

Bonus Material - The Naughty Navy Show

Bonus Material - The Omar Khayyam Show: Ned Kelly

Bonus Material - The Omar Khayyam Show: Waltzing Matilda

Bonus Material - The Omar Khayyam Show: the America Cup

Bonus Material - The Omar Khayyam Show: the Ashes

Bonus Material - The Omar Khayyam Show: the Flying Dustman

Bonus Material - The Omar Khayyam Show: the PM's Trousers

Bonus Material: Film Night

Bonus Material: Parkinson meets the Goons

Bonus Material: Robbie Vincent's Late Night London

Bonus Material

Brazil

Breakdown

Breaking GG at Breakers

Bring Out the Beast in Me

But First Here Is Your Missing Boa Constrictor. Max Geldray:

But Major Bloodnok, It's True I Tell You

But Now to This Week's Great Feature

But, It Wasn't Easy!

By Dawn, the Germans Had Been Routed

By Dawn, the Mighty Aerial Fleet

By Now, I Was Deep in Enemy Territory

By Raising an Overdraft at the Bank of Jerusalem

By the Magic of Liquorice.

Can Anyone Here Tell Me Anything?

Can You Hear That Sound, Folks?

Can You See Anything Eccles?

Can't We Be Friends?

Captain Hairy Seagoon

Carry on Up the Zeitgeist: 2 - Enter Stage Right a Magician

Cast Auditions

Cause Effected

Chapter Ten: It Is Midnight

Charmaine

Chemical Dependancy

Chemical Dependency

China Story

Christmas Carol and Custard, Part Two

Close That Safe Door Moriarty.

Close the Door, They're Comin' Through...

Closing Time in America

Closing Time

Come Along, Min...

Come Out, Phantom Head Shaver

Come, Moriarty, Next Stop Bloodnok ...

Come, Moriarty, Next Stop Bloodnok

Coming Down

Coming Through

Coming, Coming ...

Coming, Coming!

Coming, Coming

Coming, Mate, Coming!

Confessions of a Secret Sennapod Drinker Part Two

Could I Have Some Music with This?

Count Moronarty, Mon Ami

Crazy Fat Man Threatens to Kill Marteen

Crazy Rhythm

Crazy, Man, Crazy!

Crun, True to His Word

Cuban Carnival

Curse! Trapped Inside a Dark, Donk Dustbin

Cynical Listeners May Question the Possibility of Sailing a Battleship on Sand

Dad Made Me Laugh: Michael Sellers (21 September 2005)

Dad Made Me Laugh: Richard Bentine (12 October 2005)

Daddy's Girl

Dance with Me Henry

Darling, Darling, Here You Are!

Dawn at Hendon Aerodrome...

Dawn, December the Twenty-Fifth

Dawn, and the Fourth Armoured...

Day After Day, the Hole Grew Deeper

Dear Hon. Bowels

Dear Honourable Bowels, I Have Just Heard

Dear Honourable

Dear Listener, I Realised I Had Them

Dear Listener, What a Stroke of Luck...

Dear Listeners, Here I Was in a Harrassing Position

Dear Listeners, Left Alone in the Canal

Dear Listeners, Let Me Explain

Dear Listeners, Sit Down While I Tell You a Tale

Dear Listeners, the Sound You Are Hearing

Dear Listeners, with Bloodnok on His Way to the Old Bailey

Dear Listeners

December 52nd

Der Meistergenossenschaft

Desperate Days

Destination Unknown

Did You Hear All That, Moriarty?

Did You Say Covered Wagon?

Dinner Is Served, Gentlemen ...

Dinner Is Served, Gentlemen

Dishonoured (excerpt)

Dishonoured - Again

Dishonoured [Excerpt]

Dishonoured or the Fall of Neddie Seagoon

Dishonoured, or the Fall of Neddie Seagoon

Dishonoured

Dispite the Agony of Being Chased All Night.

Do You Hear That, Moriarty? We're Being Pursued by Pianos

Don't Answer That Phone! It's Ringing in Russian

Don't Be Frightened, Folks

Don't Get Around Much Any More

Doncaster, Late in the Twelfth Century

Double, Double, Toil and Trouble

Down Home Rag

Drawers Cellular One, Shirts Angora Two, Tins Mess One

Dreaded Batter-Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-On-Sea

Drums Along the Mersey, Part Three

Drums Along the Mersey, Part Two

Drums Along the Mersey

Duke's Joke

During Mr. Geldray's...

During That Number, a Plot Started to Emerge

During That Phone Conversation, How Many of You Noticed?

During the Night, There Was a Crack in the Ice

EE AH OOH

Eccles Singing Out of Tune

Eccles Singing

Eccles! Eccles! You Can Open Your Eyes Now

Eccles, Keep These Two Covered

Eccles, Throw Another Twig on the Sun...

Eccles? Major?

Ee Ah Ooh

Eeh! Ah ! Oh ! Ooh !

Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh!

Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh

Eeh!Ah!Oh!Ooh!

Effects for the Goon Show - 12-Inch Vinyl 78rpm Disc (19 G 22 - Side 1)

Effects for the Goon Show - 12-Inch Vinyl 78rpm Disc (19 G 22 - Side 2)

Effects for the Goon Show - 12-Inch Vinyl 78rpm Disc (19 G 23 - Side 1)

Effects for the Goon Show - 12-Inch Vinyl 78rpm Disc (19 G 23 - Side 2)

Effects for the Goon Show: Air Raid

Effects for the Goon Show: Clock Type Mechanism

Effects for the Goon Show: Cod Duck

Effects for the Goon Show: Coin Dropped

Effects for the Goon Show: Crash Beginning with Bucket

Effects for the Goon Show: Crash with Ball-Bearings

Effects for the Goon Show: Crash with Knives and Forks

Effects for the Goon Show: Crowd Panic

Effects for the Goon Show: Footsteps Down 9 Flights of Stairs

Effects for the Goon Show: Milk Bottle Breaking

Effects for the Goon Show: Piano Crash

Effects for the Goon Show: Pouring Liquid: Continuous

Effects for the Goon Show: Red Indian Battle

Effects for the Goon Show: Several Men Coughing

Effects for the Goon Show: Spasmodic Snoring

Effects for the Goon Show: Storm at Sea

Effects for the Goon Show: Three Glass Crashes

Effects for the Goon Show: Veteran Veteran Car

Effects for the Goon Show: Whoosh / Double Whoosh

Effects for the Goon Show: Wild Hammering

Effects for the Goon Show: Wooden Door Wrecked

Ehh! Ah! Oh! Ooh!

Eight Seventy-Six, Got Back to Headquarters

Eight to Life

Eleven Ten, Seagoon Dismissed the Conk Punching

Emperor of the Universe

End of the World

Enter Torturer Bluebottle!

Er, Yes, Sir?

Eric Sykes Introduces the Last Tram (from Clapham)

Eric Sykes Introduces the Mystery of the Marie Celeste (solved)

Eric Sykes Introduction: Lurgi Strikes Britain!

Eric Sykes Introduction: the Spanish Suitcase

Escaped English Slaves!

Eugene Vs GG

Even Today (a.k.a Jack di Manio Asks Spike Milligan)

Everyday

Excuse Me, Major

Excuse Me, Sir. I'm from the Ministry

Eyeehh! My Nut!

Eyes Front, There! Put Those WRENS Out!

Fast Food

Feedback

Film Night

Fin GG Rage Quits His Phone

Firefly in a Jar

Five Hundred Stone, Three Pounds

Flists Up Pt 1

Flists Up Pt 2

Foiled by President Fred: This Is the BBC Light Programme. [1st November 1955]

Foiled by President Fred

For Listerners Who've Been Asleep

For a Hundred Miles

For a Week We Tried to Raise the Valuable Sunken Westminster Pier

For the Last Time, Come Out of That Dustbin!

Forces Gala Night (a.k.a Who Is Eccles)

Forog

Fortunately for Us, Folks, a Bare Ten Miles Away

Framed!

Friar Crun! a Wedding!

From Crun, Seagoon Learned That the Murder Had Been Committed

From a Rocky Ledge

From a Straitjacket

GG Radio Show Quiz

GG Vs Prankdial - Robocallers Part 1

GG on a Radio Quiz Show - Robocallers Part 2

GG the Price Is Right RAGE - Christmas 2010 WCLM - Part 5

GI Bill

Gad, What a Night

Gentlemen of the East Acton Geographical Society

Gentlemen, I Think We're Wasting Time

Gentlemen, Mr. Grytpype-Thynne Has Called This Mental Picture

Gentlemen, Prepare Yourselves for Part Two

Gentlemen, Silence!

Gentlemen, Somebody's Supplying the Indians with Saxophones

Gentlemen, the Count and I Have the Solution to the Red Capsule Thing

Gentlemen, the Voluntary Collection

Gentlemen

German Officer Outside, Sir!

Get Happy

Get Those Horse Flies Out of Here

Gg Insults Marteen

Gi Bill

Giant Bombardon

Going Postal

Good Evening, Listeners...

Good Evening, Madam

Good Evening, Mrs. Seagoon, Batch

Good Evening. Since I Last Spoke

Good Lord! There's Been a Robbery at the Bank of England

Good Morning Gentlemen, My Name Is Detective Inspector Ned Seagoon

Good Morning, Cashier

Good Morning, Gentlemen, British Customs Officers

Good Morning, Gentlemen. British Customs Officers

Good Morning, Here Is the News

Good Morning, Ragged Military Gentleman!

Good Morning, Sir

Goon Again

Goon Show Scripts

Great Steaming Nabolas, Grytpype!

Great Wrinkled Things! Did You Hear That, Moriarty?

Grytpype! Grytpype!

Grytpype! I Don't Like It, I Don't Like It a Bit!

Grytpype, How Long Must We Wait in This Reaking Powder Barrel?

HMS Gladys on the Port Bow, Sir!

Handicapped George Yarid Insults the Millionaire

Hands Up and Good Evening, General!

Hands Up, Neddie Seagoon

Hands Up, White Man!

Happy Days and Lonely Nights

Hark! I Am Here!

Has Mr. Grytpype Gone Yet Eccles?

Have You Ever Driven a Christmas Pudding Before, Eccles?

He's Gone!

Hear That Next Bit, Dear Listeners?

Hear That Sound, Listeners? a Door!

Heavy Metal

Hello Bitch, Where's My Urn

Hello Folks! Neddie Here, Folks!

Hello Folks! Once Free, I Decided To

Hello Folks!

Hello Seagoon, British Embassy Here

Hello Seagoon, British Embassy Her

Hello, Auntie Min! Hello, Uncle Hen!

Hello, Chief Seagoon!

Hello, Darlin'...Hello, My Love...

Hello, Fellas! We've Brought You Your Christmas Pudding

Hello, Folks! Here We Go Again, Folks!

Hello, Folks!

Hello, Folks

Hello, Hello, Hello, Who's This Kippin' on the Floor

Hello, Hello, Hello

Hello, Hello, My Lad

Hello, Hello, Ned Calling

Hello, Hello, What's Going on Here?

Hello, Lloyds?

Hello, Mothers, Housewives ...

Hello, Mothers, Housewives

Hello, Signal Box!

Hello, Sir, Hello!

Hello, Yes. Major Bloodnok ...

Hello, Yes. Major Bloodnok

Hello...Yes, We Are in a Tough Spot...

Help! Min! Min!

Help! Murder! Thieves! Oh, Dear!

Henry, Henry, There's No Paper in The...

Here Comes Professor Ned Quatermess...

Here Is a Special News Bulletin

Here Is an Urgent Communiqué from the War Office

Here We Are! Number Ten, the ITA Headquarters

Here for Idiots Is a Resume'

Here! I Was Underneath That Car, Cleaning It

Heroes for a Time: 6 - The Goons

Hey You

Hey, You! You Wearing the Odd Legs!

High Towers, the Home of Lady Seagoon

Hold Everything, Boy. I Bring Bad News, Boy!

Hold Him Tight

Hold on Here

Home Service Continuity (The MacReekie Rising of '74)

Home Service Continuity (The Telephone)

Hook Up (24 March 1979)

How Will I Know?

How's That, Moriarty, eh?

However, Our Story Continues in 1957

Human Wheel

I Am Coming for That Urn

I Am X2

I Called an All-Night Meeting

I Can't Give You Anything but Love Baby - Max Geldray

I Can't Give You Anything but Love

I Don't Know Where the Draft's Coming From, but I Know Where It's Going To.

I Don't Know Why

I Dragged Myself Ashore on a Pipe

I Entered a Room Four Foot Deep in Water

I Finally Extricated Myself from Under the Piano

I Heard You Call Me, Capitain!

I Heard You Call Me

I Heard You Call, Captain, I Heard You!

I Heard the Call!

I Kiss You Little Hand, Madame

I Kiss Your Hand, Madame

I Kiss Your Little Hand, Madame

I Love You, Darling!

I Love You

I Only Have Eyes for You

I Say, Barman! Drinks for My Lady

I Say, Madam. Are You a Blacksmith?

I Say, Poor Neddie Must Have Been at His Wit's End

I Say, Seagoon, Any Signs of Captain Grytpype-Thynne Yet?

I Say, What a Wonderful Agent

I Think They've Finished, So Would You All Leave Quietly?

I Think This Bed's Had It, Min

I Wanna Be Dumb

I Want It All

I Want a Little Girl - The Ray Ellington Quartet

I Was Left in the Pitch Dark on the Yorkshire Moors

I Was Monty's Treble

I Was Sitting Outside the Hotel Fred, Reading the Radio Times

I Will Help You, My Good Man!

I Wish I Never Crossed That Line

I Wish I Never Crossed that Line

I'll Be Putting It Here

I'll Be with You in Apple Blossom Time

I'm Alright

I'm Beginning to See the Light

I'm Calling You Fellas!

I'm Calling You, Fellas!

I'm Sorry to Interrupt You, Mr. Emery...

I'm Walking Back for Christmas

I'm Walking Backward for Christmas

I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas [with Nick Rauchen Conducting the Ball's Pond Road Near "The One-in-Harmony]

I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas

I'm Walking Backwards for Chrsitmas

I'm Walking Backwards for Xmas

I'm Walking Backwards to Christmas

I'm Wanking Backwards for Christmas

I'm in the Mood for Love

I'm walking Backwards for Christmas

I've Got It!

I've Just Been on the Phonograph

Ill Met by Goonlight, Part Three. the Capture

Ill Met by Goonlight, Part Two

Ill Met by Goonlight

In Anticipation of His Arrival

In Here, Agent Knees Up Mother Brown!

In Here, Lads!

In London, Lieutenant Seagoon

In London, Meantime an Important Meeting at the Admiralty Is in Session.

In My Capacity As Announcer, I Will Say This...

In Order to Learn More

In Search of the International Christmas Pudding

In Three Weeks, Work Was Begun on Boring a Hole Up the Middle Everest.

In Town To-Night

In Two Seconds I Was Up the Stairs Again

In a Flash, in a Trice...

In the Darkening Night, Seagoon

In the Huge Pyramid

In the Mediterranean, and This Is Where the Story Really Starts

In the Next Few Weeks We Must Have Marched Hundreds of Miles a Day

In the Year 1878

Indeed, the Scottish Gentlemen

Inside My Escritoire, All Was Dark...

Inspector Macgregor!

Insurance - The White Man's Burden

Intro - Jay Smith - I Am Coming for That Urn

Introduction to the Goons

Is Moriarty Lying?

Is That You, Seagoon?

Is This the Way

Is You Still My Baby Now?

Isn't This a Lovely Day?

It Doesn't Get Any Clearer

It Don't Mean a Thing

It Had Been a Pleasant Journey

It Had to Be You

It Happened in Monterey

It Is 1867 and Dead on Time

It Is Midnight

It Takes All Sorts: All Round Goon

It Was 1889, a Very Bad Year for Me

It Was El Alamein, 1942

It Was One Day

It Was That Very Night That I, Captain Seagoon

It Was Then I Wandered into an Antique Shop

It Was Three Months' Journey

It Was a Great Sight

It Was a Terrible Battle

It Was the Year 1908

It Wasn't Long Before

It's All Gone a Bit Ying Tong

It's Fairly Widely Known...

It's Happened, Fellas!

It's Little Steaming Neddie.

It's Part Four - In a Secret Chemical Laboratory

It's That Man Again

It's the Goons

Jack the Bear

January the Eighth. Nearly There. Very, Very Excited

Jay Smith - GG the Bag Fry Bandit

Jay Smith - Hello Bitch, Where's My Urn

Jay Smith - WE GOT THE BOOK

Jay Smith - Where Is the Urn Bitch?

Jingle Bells

Jinglr Bells

Josh - Come Meet Me at Regency Square

Josh - They're Coming Down

Josh - You're Still a Fat F- - Christmas 2010 WCLM - Part 9

Just Made It. Part Two, a Vacancy Filled

Kaleidoscope

Keep Going, Moriarity

Keep Up, Men, Don't Flag!

King Solomon's Mines

La Morgue

Ladies and Gentlemen, During This Sordid Scene...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Am Ned Seagoon the Elephant Man.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Have Pleasure in Announcing a Knock on the Door

Ladies and Gentlemen, That Sound Was Specially Recorded

Ladies and Gentlemen, We Were to Have Started This Week with Part One

Ladies and Gentlemen, a Bow Street Runner Approaches

Ladies and Gentlemen, with the Entire Cast...

Ladies and Gentlemen

Ladies and Gintlepong, That Great and Moving Music

Land of Hope and Glory

Late Night Final

Late That Night, Service Chiefs Were Given Their Instructions

Laura

Lay Down and Die

Let Go of Me, Man

Let Him in by Letting Him In!

Let Us Not Worry. It's All in the Mind, You Know

Life Sux

Lightning Strikes Twice - Robocallers Part 2

Lightning Strikes Twice

Listen, Listen! Great News!

Listeners Will Realise, Henry and Minnie are Talking Rubbish

Listeners, As Knot-Gluing and Untying Has No Audible Sound

Listeners, As You All Know So Well

Little Did He Know, Poor Fellow

Little String and Teeth Soldiers, Listen!

London, the Heart of a Mighty Empire

Look, the Relief Column's Arrived

Lost Horizon, Part Two: Escape

Lost Horizontally, Part Three, Four, Five, Etc

Love Me or Leave Me

Luigi Strikes Britain

Lulu's Back in Town

Lurgi Strikes Britain

Major Bloodnock's Rock and Roll Call

Major Bloodnok, Sir, Enemy Are Approaching

Major, I've Come for Your Back Rent

Major, Open This Egg!

Make Up Your Mind, You Twits!

Make Yourself Comfortable

Mall Attack

Man of Action (24 March 1979)

Marty - Crazy Fat Man Threatens to Kill Marteen

Marty Calls GG at the FBI Office

Marty McFly Calls George at the FBI Office

Max Geldray Musical Interlude

Max Geldray: Have You Ever Been Lonely

Max Geldray: It Must Be Love.

Max Geldray:

Me and My Shadows: Peter Sellers

Meantime I, Ned Seagoon....

Meantime in Dodge City, Television Centre of the Old West

Meantime, As Ned the Miser Lies Unconscious

Meantime, Coughing Ned Plans to Escape

Meantime, Midnight on a Lonely Anti-Aircraft Site in Epping Forest

Meantime, Neddie Seagoon Has Arrived

Meantime, Neddie Seagoon had Arrived at the Bexhill Gas and Coke Works

Meantime, Outside the Manor, the Counter-Plot Is About to Begin

Meantime, Seagoon Reached the Falklands

Meantime, Three Men Are Trying to Cross

Meantime, a Few Yards Away in 1957

Meantime, at Milton Street....

Meantime, at the London Passenger Transport Board

Meantime, from the Comparative Safety of a Long-Disused Factory Chimney

Meantime, in Another Part of Next Week's Goon Show

Meantime, in BrodleyOn-Cleat, Inspector Seagoon

Meantime, in Parliament

Meantime, in Part Three

Meantime, in Whitehall

Meantime, in a Deserted Lock-Keeper's Lock

Meantime, in a Government Laboratory ...

Meantime, in a Government Laboratory

Meantime, in a New Satellite Town Slum ...

Meantime, in a New Satellite Town Slum

Meantime, in a Wedgewood Tent...

Meantime, in the Ancestral Home

Meantime, in the Antarctic...

Meantime, in the Bedouin Camp

Meantime, in the Hotel Fred, the Manager Had Made Two Startling Discoveries

Meantime, in the Mall...

Meantime, on the Bridge, Major Spon

Meantime, on the Dreaded North Bank...

Meantime, the BBC Microphone...

Meantime, with the Aid of an Ear-Trumpet

Meanwhile Professor Quatermess...

Meanwhile at Scotland Yard, Inspector Ned Seagoon Was Completely Baffled

Meanwhile, According to This Fine Head of Cabbage

Meanwhile, Back in 1600, the Good Ship Venus

Meanwhile, Not Far Away in a Small Welsh Pigsty

Meanwhile, Unknown to Seagoon

Meanwhile, an Unsuspecting Parliament

Meanwhile, at Great Expense

Meanwhile, at the British Museum

Meanwhile, at the Main Entrance

Meanwhile, in 1957

Meanwhile, in Paris, Where He Had Been Driven

Meanwhile, in Shoreditch High Street

Meanwhile, in a Field in Kent.

Meanwhile, in a Jungle Clearing ...

Meanwhile, in a Jungle Clearing

Meanwhile, in a Sleeping England

Meanwhile, in the Amazon, the British Ambassador

Meanwhile, in the Bedroom of the Kron Prince...

Meanwhile, the HMS Boxer Headed Southwards...

Meanwhile, the PM Addresses the House

Meanwhile, the Portion of the Pudding

Media Bombardment

Medley: You Made Me Love You/This Can't Be Love

Meet Me at Regency Square

Meet the Man Who Never Was

Michael Parkinson meets the Goons

Midnight Twelve-Thirty

Mobile

Modern Man Ain't Got No Soul

Mon Empereur, Wake Up!

Moriarty and Myself Were Searching the African Desert

Moriarty! How Many Time Have I Told You?

Moriarty, Can I Borrow Your Shoe?

Moriarty, Take This Letter Down on the Piano

Moriarty, Turn That Radio Off

Moriarty? Grytpype? Tell Them Who We Are

Morning Glory

Morning, Morning, Ha Ha

Morning, Mr. Seagoon...

Mr Sandman/I've Got Nobody - The Ray Ellington Quartet

Mr Seagoon, We've Just Had a Message from Sir Ian Jacob-Stopwatch

Mr Seagoon?

Mr Spriggs, Have You Checked the Safari Supplies?

Mr. Prebble Gets Rid of His Wife

Mr. Prime Minister

Mush! Mush! Get Up, There!

My Card!

My Lean Baby

My Master, Hon. Bowels

My Name Is 846 Winston Seagoon

My Name Is Jampton

My Name Is Neddie Seagoon, Engine Driver Extraordinary

My September Love

Nam - If You Could Change Anything in History - Christmas 2010 WCLM - Part 3

Napoleon's Piano

Nation in Distress

Ned Seagoon!

Ned and His Party Made Their Way to the Great German Chemical Works...

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Ned, Dear Listener, Was Struggling

Ned, Let Me Explain This Tangled Pastiche

Neddie Hid All the Way on the Boat to South America

Neddie Seagoon, Reporting for Duty Sir!

Neddie Seagoon, Reporting for Duty, Sir!

Neddie, Despite the Age of That Joke

Never Say Die

Next Day, I Started Work at the Bank

Next Morning, My Breast Pocket Phone Rang

Next Week's Goon Show

Nice Work If You Can Get It

Nicholas Nickleby

Nineteen Eighty Five

Nineteen Eighty-Five

No Good

No No

No, I Don't Think She'd Care for That Antique

Nothing

Now Hear's a Recording of Neddie Seagoon in His Taxi

Now If Listeners Will Adjust Their Ear Trumpets to the New High Frequency

Now Men, This Is How We Get Them to Come Out

Now Seagoon Lad Have You Place All the Bricks in the Right Holes?

Now Sir! Do You Wish the Beacon Lighten?

Now Then, Ned of Wales

Now Then, What Does the Third Envelope Say?

Now Then... Captain Junger 22000 Feet....

Now What's All This Noise in the Trunk...?

Now to Arrange for a New Westerminster Floating Pier

Now, According to Seagoon's Instructions on This Shovel

Now, According to This Parcel of Fruit

Now, According to This Tray of Ready-Stoned Walnuts

Now, Before We Set Off

Now, Eccles! Will You Help Me to Find This Yehti?

Now, Excuse Me. I Must Get Out of These Chains

Now, If Any Listener Would Care to Tie a Vintage Haddock

Now, If Listeners Will Bend Down ...

Now, If Listeners Will Bend Down

Now, My Dear Friend, the Rich Eccles

Now, Neddie, I Know a Place

Now, Over Christmas a Great Story Broke

Now, Part Two, a Chase Across Continents

Now, Strapped to the Railway Lines

Now, a National Health Hospital...

Nurse Bannister!

Oh Dear, Dear...The Choking Horror, Part Three

Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Very Well. in Place of the Word 'Holly'

Oh Well, Thank Heavens the Crown Jewels

Oh! Ah! Oh! Aeough!...It's Nearly Dawn

Oh! Bluebottle! Eccles!

Oh! Manners, Manners, Manners!

Oh! Ohoh! Oh, Mon Coeur!

Oh, Boys! Boys! I Saw It! It Was Terrible!

Oh, Dear! That Wasn't in the Music!

Oh, Dear, Dear ...

Oh, Dear, Dear, I Must Have Dozed Off

Oh, Dear, Dear

Oh, Fiend Seagoon!

Oh, Good Evening. Is Your Mother In, Sonny?

Oh, Ho. There Must Be a Cure ...

Oh, Ho. There Must Be a Cure

Oh, I've Been in Rowton House For...

Oh, I've Never Had It As Bad ...

Oh, I've Never Had It As Bad

Oh, It Was a Sad Sight to See...

Oh, Lady Be Good!

Oh, Lady, Be Good!

Oh, Lady, Be Good

Oh, My Leg!

Oh, No! No! No!

Oh, Oh, Dear ...

Oh, Oh, Dear

Oh, Oh, Oh! What a Cruel Man!

Oh, Parcel

Oh, What a Night It Was, It Really Was!

Oh, You Caught Me Out Then, Lads

Ohhh You...! Oh Dear!

Ohhh! Who's There?

Ohohohohoh, You Hit Me on the Head and Tied Me Up, Mate

Ol' Man River

Old Comrades March

On February, Seagoon's Attempt

On We Plunged, Through Raging Snowstorms

On the Hon. Mem's Suggestion

On the Morrow, the First Train Was Due

On the Third of May

On the Western Front, Seagoon Prayed for the Germans to Win

Once Afloat in the Oasis, the Battleship Dropped Anchor

Once in Love with Amy

One Mint Julip - The Ray Ellington Quartet

One Morning in the Year Needle Nardle Noo

One Night, As Lord Hairy Lay Tossing and Turning in His Egg-box....

One, Two, Button Your Shoe

Oooh! My Mush!

Operation Christmas Duff, Part Two

Operation Christmas Duff

Other Side

Our Scene Opens in an Upright Pre-Fab

Outro - GG Rage Quits His Phone

Ozone Alert

PM

Packing My Three Trunks

Pardon Me, My Ami! Mon Card

Pardon Me, My Little Hairy Captain

Pardon Me, Old Steaming Couple!

Pardon Me, Sir, but I Couldn't Help...

Pardon Me, Sir, but There's a Prisoner Outside

Pardon Me, Sir. All the Men Are Ready

Paris, the Year ...

Paris, the Year

Parkinson meets the Goons

Part Four - The Canadian Rockies...

Part Four - The Germans Become Suspicious

Part Four of Tales of Mens's Shirts...Thing!

Part Four, with the Gulf Stream Behind Them...

Part Four: the Dreaded National Health Hospital at Hampton Court

Part Three - A National Health Hospital...

Part Three - All's Well That Ends Well

Part Three, in Which Neddie Is Taken to an Art Expert

Part Three, the Spy, Pong Pee Ta-Te-Tee!

Part Two - Five Years After the War, in a Tobruk Officers' Mess

Part Two, by Which Time

Part Two, the Great Ormsrod Refuse Tip

Part Two...A Gentleman's Rest Home in Suss-

Perhaps Listeners Would Like to Make a Note of That on a Piece of Paper?

Perhaps You Have

Personal Narrative: This Is the BBC Home Service. [22nd November 1956]

Personal Narrative

Personally Speaking: the Goon Show

Peter Sellers, Forward!

Phone Mob Begins - Christmas 2010 WCLM Part 1

Photocall with A. E. Matthews

Play It, Boy!

Please! Please! Silence!

Policies of Shame

Polluted

Prisoner Seagoon

Programme Parade

Pssst!

Queen Anne's Rain

R.T.D.

RTD

Ray Ellington Musical Interlude

Ray Ellington Musical Number

Ray's Tune

Reading a Proposale

Revenue Machine

Rhubarb, Rhubarb, Rhubarb

Rhymes

Rhytmes

Right to Life

Right, Pick Up Your Luggage and Sideways to the Wind

Right, Right, Thank You!

Right. Open the Gates, Moriarty ...

Right. Open the Gates, Moriarty

Rise Up

Robbie Vincent's Late Night London

Robin Hood (Unedited studio Recordings)

Robin Hood and His Merry Men

Robin Hood

Robin's Post - Series 10, Episode 4

Robin's Post

Romantic Interlude

Rommel's Treasure

Round the World in Eighty Days

Run, Joe, Run

Salutations

Scradje (Extracts From Domestic Recording)

Scradje

Seagoon Flung the Interloper Aside with a Muttered Oath

Seagoon Pulls Up a Comfortable Tiger and Sits Down to Wait

Seagoon RN Reporting, Sir!

Seagoon Reporting, Sir!

Seagoon, You Sensuous Creature

Secombe. What, What, What, Mr Crun?

Selected Radiophonic Works

Self Destruct

Self Distruct

Sellers on Sound

Seven Months Later

Shake, Rattle and Roll

Shangri La Again!

Shangri La Again

Shangri-la Again

Shh! Here Comes the Big Picture

Shifting Sands

Show 101 (S05 - E02) - The Lost Gold Mine (of Charlotte)

Show 102 (S05 - E03) - The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea)

Show 103 (S05 - E04) - The Phantom Head Shaver (of Brighton)

Show 106 (S05 - E07) - Lurgi Strikes Britain (a.k.a Lurgi Strikes Again)

Show 107 (S05 - E08) - The Mystery of the Marie Celeste (solved)

Show 108 (S05 - E09) - The Last Tram (from Clapham)

Show 109 (S05 - E10) - The Booted Gorilla (found)

Show 119 (S05 - E20) - Nineteen Eighty-Five (remake)

Show 122 (S05 - E23) - The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street (a.k.a the Terrible Blasting of Moreton's Bank)

Show 125 (S05 - E26) - The End (a.k.a Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker)

Show 126 (S06 - E01) - The Man Who Won the War (a.k.a Seagoon MCC - The Man Who Won the War)

Show 136 (S06 - E11) - The Sale of Manhattan (a.k.a the Lost Colony)

Show 149 (S06 - E24) - The Treasure in the Lake (a.k.a the Treasure of Loch Lomond)

Show 161 (S07 - E09) - The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons (a.k.a the Case of the Fake Neddie Seagoons)

Show 168 (S07 - E16) - The Rent Collectors (a.k.a the Rent Collector)

Show 182 (S08 - E05) - Treasure in Tower (a.k.a the Treasure in the Tower)

Show 202 (S08 - E25) - The Evils of Bushey Spon (a.k.a the Evils of Bushey Green)

Show 205 (VGS - E02) - The Greatest Mountain in the World (a.k.a Mount Everest)

Show 206 (VGS - E03) - The Missing Ten Downing Street (a.k.a 10 Downing Street Stolen)

Show 208 (VGS - E05) - The Kippered Herring Gang (a.k.a the Kippered Herring)

Show 211 (VGS - E08) - The Mustard and Cress Shortage (a.k.a the Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System)

Show 215 (VGS - E12) - The Dreaded Piano Clubber (a.k.a the piano Clubber)

Show 216 (VGS - E13) - The Siege of Fort Night (a.k.a Underwater Gas Stoves for Fort Knight)

Show 217 (VGS - E14) - The Albert Memorial (a.k.a the Albert Memorial to the Moon)

Silence Lads, Silence!

Six Charlies in Search of an Author

So I Said to Winston...

So I Said, 'Who Are You?'...

So My Master

So Restless

So Saying, I Hailed a Taxi and Cycled To...

So the Awful Torture Went On

So, Disguised As Charing Cross Station on Wheels...

So, Neddie, You Want Us to Kidnap the Entire BBC Announcing Staff?

Someone Knocking on the Door with a Duck

Sonny Boy

Soon I Was at the Gates of Woolwich Arsenal

Spon - Part Three

Spon!

Spon

Stardust - Max Geldray

Steady Now, Mr. Banerjee...

Stomp, Look, Listen

Stomp, Look, and Listen

Storm Trooper of Good Faith

Storm Troopers of Good Faith

Stormtroopers of Good Faith

Strapped Down in a Trough

Sucess! Sucess! Ha Ha

Sure Enough, at Seven I Met Him Standing...

Sweet Lorraine

Sweet Sow

Take the Wheel, Bloodnok

Taking Back Your World

Tale of Men's Shirts

Tales of Men's Shirts Part 2...

Tales of Men's Shirts, Introducing:

Tales of Men's Shirts

Tales of Old Dartmoor

Ten Days Later, the Weary Figure

Ten Snowballs That Shook the World, Bad News

Ten Snowballs That Shook the World

Tenderly

Thank You and for My Next Impression... Now, the Spanish Dubloons, Part the Hair.

Thank You, I Accept Your Apology.

Thank You, Sir Malcolm Sargent

Thank You. and Now, Mr. Adolphos Spriggs

Thanks Heavens! It Was All a Mirage

That Afternoon, the Strolling Prime Minister

That Night I Was So Excited I Didn't Feel Tired, So I Slept with My Eyes Open.

That Night at Midnight.

That Night in Bed, Britain's Strolling Prime Minister

That Night in My Room I Sat Out of Range of the TV Screen

That Night the Tribes of the Sioux Confederacy

That Night the Wagon Train Rested on the Plain

That Night, As the Isle of Alassi...

That Night, I Lay Awake

That Night, I Made My Second Attempt

That Night, One Thousand Guns of the English Army Thundered Out Their Challenge

That Night, Seagoon Began Work

That Night, an Excited House Was Given the News

That Night, by the Light of the Araby-Type Moon

That Night, for Safety, We Slept Standing Up.

That Night, in a Slum All Off Park Lane

That Night, the Aerial Armada

That Night, the Galley Docked

That Night, the HMS Thespus

That Night, the Mighty Presses

That Night, the Tribes of the Sioux Confederacy

That Night, the Wagon Train Rested on the Plain

That Night

That Was All Fifty-Scree Years Ago

That Was Ray Ellington, of Whom It Has Been Said.

That Was in the Nature of Bravado Sir

That Was, of Course, Ray Ellington, the Bed-Ridden Tap Dancer. and Now, Part Three

That, of Course, Was My Impression Of

The "Warm Up"

The "Warm-Up"

The Affair of the Lone Banana

The African Incident

The BBC Presents

The BBC presents Vintage Goons - The Saga of the Internal Mountain, 29th March 1954

The BBC presents Vintage Goons

The Battle of Spion Kop

The Best of British Laughs: Peter Sellers

The Bluebottle Blues [With Maurice Ponke and His Orchestre Fromage]

The Bluebottle Blues

The Burning Embassy

The Call of the West (cast rehearsal)

The Call of the West (out-takes)

The Call of the West

The Canal, Chapter Four...

The Canal

The Case of Seagoon Versus the Titikakan Embassy

The Case of the Missing CD Plates (out-take)

The Case of the Missing CD Plates, Part the Two

The Case of the Missing CD Plates

The Case of the Missing Heir

The Case of the Vanishing Room

The Childe Harolde Rewarde

The Chinese Legs

The Choking Horror, Part Two

The Choking Horror, Part the Plinge

The Choking Horror

The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System

The Crimes You Are About to Hear

The Critics

The Curse of Frankenstein

The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea) (not broadcast)

The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea) (pre-show)

The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler - 12th October 1954, This Is the BBC Home Service

The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill on Sea

The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-On-Sea

The Dreaded Piano Clubber (rehearsal)

The Dreaded Piano Clubber (warm up)

The Dreaded Piano Clubber

The Dreadful Revenge Of... Er...

The Effect of the Deadly Plan Was Soon Felt...

The End, or Confessions of a Secret Senna-Pod Drinker

The End

The English Channel, 1941

The Evils of Bushey Spon (cast rehearsal)

The Evils of Bushey Spon

The Fear of Wages, Part Two

The Fear of Wages, Part the Scram...

The Fear of Wages

The Fearful Revenge of Fred Fu-Manchu

The Fiends Took Me by Force to the Offices of Norbert Nark, Publisher

The Fireball of Milton Street

The First Albert Memorial to the Moon - Vintage Goons, Episode 14

The Flea

The Fog Lasted Three Days

The Following December on the Third of January

The German Colony

The Giant Bombardon

The Gold Plate Robbery

The Goon Show 'Have a Gorilla'

The Goon Show (a.k.a the Goons)

The Goon Show Part Three.

The Goon Show, Part Two.

The Goons

The Great Bank Robbery, Part Four

The Great Bank Robbery, Part One

The Great Bank Robbery

The Great British Revolution

The Great Regents Park Swim, Part Two

The Great Statue Debate (cast rehearsal)

The Great Statue Debate, Part Three. The, If You'll Pardon the Expression, Unveiling.

The Great Statue Debate

The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal (alternate opening)

The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal

The Greatest Mountain in the World (rehearsal)

The Greatest Mountain in the World - Vintage Goons, Episode 2

The Greatest Mountain in the World, Part Two

The Greatest Mountain in the World

The Greenslade Story

The History of Communications

The Home Secretary Sent a Warning

The Internal Mountain-Climbers, Page Three.

The International Christmas Pudding (out-take)

The International Christmas Pudding

The Jet Propelled Guided NAAFI

The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI (Harry Secombe - Peter Sellers Tribute)

The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI (Ted Ray introduction)

The Kippered Herring Gang - Vintage Goons, Episode 5

The Lamp Post, Part Three

The Last Goon Show of All (Discussions About the Press)

The Last Goon Show of All (Rehearsals)

The Last Goon Show of All (Techical and Musical rehearsal)

The Last Goon Show of All (Unused Pre-Record for the End of the Show)

The Last Smoking Seagoon

The Last Tram from Clapham

The Last Tram, Part Two

The Lost Emperor

The Lost Gold Mine

The Lost Year

The Man Who Won the War

The Man with the Photograph

The Message Says

The Mighty Mountain, Part Three. Read On!

The Mighty Wurlitzer, Part Two

The Mighty Wurlitzer, Part the Three

The Mighty Wurlitzer

The Missing No.10 Downing Street

The Missing Prime Minister

The Missing Scroll

The Missing Ten Downing Street (A.K. a 10 Downing Street Stolen) (original Recording of the Opening of the Show)

The Motion Was Adopted and Passed

The Mountain Eaters (Pre-Recording)

The Mountain Eaters (Pre-Show Warm-Up Routine, Some Out-takes and Sign-Off for the Recording)

The Mummified Priest (rehearsal)

The Mummified Priest: the Great Expedition Was Made Ready

The Mysterious Punch-Up-The-Conker (out-take)

The Mysterious Punch-Up-The-Conker

The Nadger Plague, Coloured Slide...

The Nadger Plague

The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis, Part Four

The Nasty Affair of the Burami Oasis (rehearsals)

The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane

The News of the Sponning Was...

The Opera House, Aldershot

The Pevensey Bay Disaster

The Phantom Head Shaver of Brighton, Part Three

The Phantom Head Shaver of Brighton

The Plasticine Man (pre-recording)

The Plasticine Man, Part Three

The Plasticine Man

The Raspberry Song

The Reason Why

The Red Fort

The Rightful Heir, Part Two...

The River Journey Complete, the Great Safari Formed Up

The Saga of the Internal Mountain

The Sahara Desert Statue (Pre-Show Warm-Up Routine)

The Sahara Desert Statue (Re-takes and Sign-Off for the Recording)

The Sahara Desert Statue

The Sale of Manhatten

The Scarlet Capsule

The Scene - Watertight Alibi in Chelsea, London WC

The Scene Is the Country Home

The Scene: the Outpatients' Department

The Seagoon Memoirs

The Search for Rommel's Treasure

The Secret Escritoire, Part the Two

The Secret Escritoire

The Shifting Sands of Waziristan, Part Three

The Shifting Sands of Westerizoon, Part Flin

The Show Part 1

The Show Part 2

The Silent Bugler, Part Three

The Silent Bugler, Part Two

The Silent Bugler

The Silver Doubloons

The Sinking of Westminster Pier

The Six Ingots of Ledenhall Street

The Sock Jelly Murder, Part Two

The Sound You Are Hearing, Folks

The Spanish Suitcase

The Spectral Music Again, and for the Second Time

The Spectre of Tintagel (pre-recorded effects)

The Spectre of Tintagel, Part Two

The Spectre of Tintagel

The Starlings

The Stolen Postman (pre-recording)

The Story Starts in the Year 1600

The String Robberies, Part Thrun

The String Robberies, Part Two

The Tale Bloodnok Told Was of India

The Tay Bridge

The Telegoons - The Lost Colony (a.k.a Goons at studio)

The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fu-Manchu

The Thing on the Mountain

The Tomb of Genghis Khan, Part Two

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 10

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 1

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 2

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 3

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 4

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 5

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 6

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 7

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 8

The Toothe-Paste Expedition (12 February 1954) - Part 9

The Treasure in the Loch, Part McTwo

The Treasure in the Tower, Part Three

The Treasure in the Tower, Part Two

The Treasure in the Tower

The Treasure of Loch Lomond, Part McThree the Noo

The Tuscan Salami Scandal, Part Three

The Very Best of the Goons - 1

The Wallace Greenslade Story, Part Three

The Whistling Spy Enigma, Part Two

The Whistling Spy Enigma

The White Box of Great Bardfield, Part Two

The White Box of Great Bardfield

The White Neddie Trade, Part Two

The White Neddie Trade

The Windmill Story (a.k.a Closure of Windmill Theatre - 1964)

The Yehti

The Ying Tong Song [with Maurice Ponke and His Orchestre Fromage]

The Ying Tong Song

The Ying-Tong Song

The Yorkshire Yehti, Part Two

The £1,000,000 Penny

The £50 Cure

Then, on the Second of January, a Miracle!

There He Is, Moriarty

There It Is All Right

There, Henry! We've Just Done Sixty Miles an Hour

There, Moriarty! I'll Pay Pontoons Only

There, There, There, Neddy and Fans

These Are the Crossroads...

They're Putting the Lamp Post Up, Henry

They're Very Good, You Know

This Is the BBC Home Service Despite What the Light Programme Says

This Is the BBC Home Service

This Is the BBC Light Programme, Titty Pong

This Is the BBC Light Programme...

This Is the BBC Light Programme

This Is the BBC, and It's Going Bald

This Is the General Overseas Service of the BBC

This Is the Light Service

This Shifting Sonds of Westerizoon, Part Flin

This Then Was the Situation

This is the BBC Home Service (The Great Bank of England Robbery)

This is the BBC Home Service (The Lost Year)

This is the BBC Light Programme - The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fu-Manchu, 6th December 1955

This, Then, Was the Situation

Those Tracks Led Us to a Disused Farmhouse

Three Months Have Passed Away

Three Years on and Six Million Nerve-Wracking Coughs Later

Through the Catacombs

Through the Long Night, the Waziris Attacked

Thus Seagoon Arrived at HQ MI5 with the Wind Behind Him

Tiddlywinks

Time to Kill

To Think That the Blue Shower Had Cost Me Only 10/6d Net

To Trap the Sponner, Roadblocks...

To the Moriarty Murder Mystery, Part Two

Too Marvellous for Words

Toy Soldiers

U$A

USA

Unchained Melody

Under Gevernment Contract

Under Two Floorboards - A Story of the Legion

Under Two Floorboards

Untitled

Various Extracts (unedited studio material)

Volume 31 "The Starlings"

Volume 6 "Have a Gorilla"

Warm-Up (The Great Statue Debate)

We Are Now Approaching the Climax of This Thrilling Serial, in One Part

We Now Reveal for the Very First Time

Welcome Now to the Shareholders' Meeting, Ladies and Gentlemen

Well, Things Are Beginning to Move Now

Well, We Appear to Have Finished a Little Early

What Is It, Sailor?

What You Wanted

What's Going on Here?

Where Are They Pumping All the Water To?

While Our Heroes Are Deciding Who Is Strong

Whistle Your Cares Away

White Tide

Why If It Isn't, the Six Gold Ingots of Leadenhall Street...

Will Markland - Gloves Up, Flists Up Pt 1

Will Markland - Gloves Up, Flists Up Pt 2

World War I (false start)

World War I (pre-recorded effects)

Yes, Dear Listeners - without Knowing It

Yes, It Was Action at Last

Yes, It Was Eighteen Eight' Twa...

Yes, Moriarty, One of Them Got to the Pole...

Yes, Now We've Taken Great Care

Yes, What a Great Year 1957 Was for England

Ying Tong Song

Ying Tong

You Asleep, Eccles?

You Got Your Sockful of Spaghetti Ready, Eccles?

You Gotta Go Oww!

You're in the Navy, the Admiralty

Young Man

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