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Vast Slug

Albums

Driving Music

Songs

Anticlimactic Waste of Time

Barking at Ants

Bonus Tracks

Bottom Feeding Scammers

Cerebral Ball-eep

Choked to the Point of Orgasm

Chris Benoit's Family Values

Coronasaurus Rex

Corpse Grindr

Dead Wet

Dildo Refund

Does Anybody Really Need a Drummer?

Driving Music

Eternal Cotton Pony Ride

F-ing for Benefits

Fifteen Thousand Hurts

Five and Drive

Flat Earth F-wit

Free S-ual Assault with Every Haircut

Harold Fish 'N' Chipman

I Look Forward to Reading All About Myself in Your Suicide Note

In Case You Missed It

It's Not Me, It's You

Lolita Express: Under 16's Fly Free

Mega Karen

Mourning Wood

Nailed to the Cross Wearing a Crown of Slay Bells

Philip Schofield Is a F-ing Nonce

Please Tell Me More About Your Boring Life

Priapism Picnic

Punched Round the Back of the Head So You Can't See the Bruising

Repetitive Strain Injury Through Self Abuse

Shunt, Sgt Bash, Sir Killalot and Dead Metal in an O- with Matilda

Shunt, Sgt Bash, Sir Killalot, and Dead Metal in an O- with Matilda

Take a Deep Breath and Hold It for the Duration of This Album Because It'll Be More Enjoyable Than Listening to It

Territorial Pissings

This Song Will Be Long Finished by the Time You're Done Reading the Title

Thoughts and Prayers Do F- All

Through the Eyes of Chaos

Time to Act

TimeTo Act

Unidentified Flying Geezer

Yes I Am on D- Thanks for Asking Feat Callum from Thy Flesh Consumed

You Act Like Butter Wouldn't Melt, Bitch

You Don't Believe in the Theory of Evolution So I Hope the Theory of Gravity Fails for You and You Float the F- Away

You Must a PiƱata Because I'd Need to Be Blindfolded Before I Hit That

Your Boyfriend Has a Micro-Penis

Your Gag Reflex Is Shit