George W. Bush Go Straight to F-ing Hell
A Menstruating Condoleeza Rice Dropped in the Amazon River, Eaten by Piranha in 60 Seconds
Anthony Scalia Has a Hunting Accident in the Middle of the Wilderness, Gets Savaged by Wolves
April Glaspie, You F-ing Bitch
Ari Fleischer Split Right Down the Middle
Ari Fleisher Split Right Down the Middle
Brit Hume Scattered, Smothered, Tarred and Feathered
Clarence Thomas on the Wrong End of a Gay P-o
Condoleezza Rice Eaten by Piranhas in 60 Seconds
Dick Cheney Bleeding to Death on the Streets of Detroit
Donald Rumsfeld Buried Up to His Neck in Dogshit with Lawnmover on Top
Donald Rumsfeld Buried Up to His Neck in Dogshit with Lawnmower on Top
George W. Bush Go Straight to F-ing Hell
Jerry Falwell Meets the Children of the Corn
Jerry Falwell meets the Children of the Corn
John Ashcroft Flattened Under the Weight of a 5,200-Pound Replica of the Ten Commandments
John Ashcroft Flattened Under the Weight of a 5.200-Pound Replica of the Ten Commandments
Judith Miller Cut in Two by an Improvised Explosive Device
Karl Rove Forced to Roam the Earth Forever As One of the Living Dead Feeding on Raw Sewage
Karl Rove Forced to Roam the Earth Forever as One of the Living Dead Feeding on Raw Sewage
Michael Brown in the Superdome on September 4, 2005
Michael Brown in the Superdome on September 4th, 2005
Michael Powell Choking to Death on the Shattered Glass of My TV Screen
Pat Robertson Plagued by Locusts
Paul Bremer at the End of Lynndie England's Leash
Paul Wolfowitz Boiled Alive in His Own Urine
Peggy Noonan Forcefed the Rotting Corpse of Ronald Reagan
Peggy Noonan Forcefed the Rotting Corpse of Ronald Regan
Richard Perle Torn Apart by Jackals
Rush Limbaugh Sodomized by a 30 Pound Cuban Cigar
Rush Limbaugh Sodomized by a 30-Pound Cuban Cigar
Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown Into a Press Room of Broken Glass
Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown into a Press Room of Broken Glass
Tom Delay Shoved in a Roach Motel, Poisoned, and Eaten From the Inside Out by Tarantulas
Tom Delay Shoved in a Roach Motel, Poisoned, and Eaten from the Inside Out by Tarantulas
Tony Blair Eaten by French Poodles
Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles
Trent Lott Asking for Directions in Brooklyn (aka F-in' Cracker)
Trent Lott Asking for Directions in Brooklyn [A.K.A. F-in' Cracker]
Trent Lott Asking for Directions in Brooklyn